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Enemies With Benefits
@foeswithbenefits.bsky.social
The Great Revolutionary's strongest Eule supporter and ARAR appreciator.

The Signalis brainrot runs deep, even compared to all my other brainrot.

18+ account (suffering the presence of children is a violation of my human rights)

AI/etc. fuck off and die
2-star, but like one of the clutch starter units that's key for clearing late content on budget teams

Unfortunately, you're like that in the way Yato Arknights is: you come fast and go faster, so you're a really cheap way to stall an enemy for 5 to 10 seconds
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
A short time for a small-
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Catholicism: all guilt, no accountability
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Helldivers to Hellpods
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Extremely funny sorry
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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i think smth thats changed since coming out and reclaiming brainspace from my repression operation is when i write villains i try to focus more on the systems that animate and enable them rather than adding depth to their personal motivations, since it turns out evil people rarely have any depth
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
You're like the CEO of panel 1 behavior
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Wrong
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Your steak too juicy, your lobster too buttery, your erection TOO small...
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Half the what? Could you repeat that one a little louder?
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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"It is easier for a trans woman to imagine herself a frankensteined agglomeration of machinery and flesh that a corporation has invested too much money in as equipment to let die, than to imagine another human showing her kindness and care for her wellbeing."
April 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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if im in an all-hands meeting it better be me, 5 girls, and all their hands on me.
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Sadly, I'm solidly in the American category here... I do my best to overcome this flaw, but it's a fresh struggle every day.
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The "reveals that make you vaguely nauseous when they hit" potential is actually so high here though

I would be interested to see it done in a way that's funny instead of "oh god everything is fucked beyond belief" but I would read either just to see how the moment gets delivered ngl
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Clive Rosefield as a Pokemon who is Clive Rosefield named Clive Rosefield saying "Clive Rosefield!" as he attacks
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM