F. Mermaid Abraham
@fmermaidabraham.bsky.social
Just a weird guy doing normal guy stuff.
Elon stole the design of the Cybertruck from my high school shop teacher.
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Elon stole the design of the Cybertruck from my high school shop teacher.
We love a guy who can hold three billiard balls in his mouth!
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
We love a guy who can hold three billiard balls in his mouth!
The Pod Save boys talking about Graham Platner
October 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The Pod Save boys talking about Graham Platner
Here’s me when I was 21, chilling in front of a river somewhere in Russia.
August 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Here’s me when I was 21, chilling in front of a river somewhere in Russia.
POV: You laid down on the couch 0.7 seconds ago.
August 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
POV: You laid down on the couch 0.7 seconds ago.
Question for @lukelukeluke.bsky.social … What kind of mushroom is this?
August 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Question for @lukelukeluke.bsky.social … What kind of mushroom is this?
Lexie and Jinjur side with Doris.
July 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Lexie and Jinjur side with Doris.
Last summer my daughter found some random dude’s wallet while swimming at a state park. I tracked the guy (who played football at a nearby high school) down on Facebook to return it (one of the few things Facebook is good for). Today, nearly a year later, Meta AI sent me this message.
July 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Last summer my daughter found some random dude’s wallet while swimming at a state park. I tracked the guy (who played football at a nearby high school) down on Facebook to return it (one of the few things Facebook is good for). Today, nearly a year later, Meta AI sent me this message.
Is this girl dinner?
June 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Is this girl dinner?
The top story on the NYT app is Donald Trump and Elon Musk ACTUALLY acting like two fighting children but OK.
June 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The top story on the NYT app is Donald Trump and Elon Musk ACTUALLY acting like two fighting children but OK.
10-year-old reading me for filth.
May 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
10-year-old reading me for filth.
People who work for The Onion do not need to abide by journalistic ethics.
May 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
People who work for The Onion do not need to abide by journalistic ethics.
Where are the speakers? This is so inaccurate it’s basically fantasy.
March 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Where are the speakers? This is so inaccurate it’s basically fantasy.
I’m playing an asshole in a play and so I’ve attempted to make my face as punchable as possible.
March 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’m playing an asshole in a play and so I’ve attempted to make my face as punchable as possible.
I couldn’t name a single one of Post Malone’s songs, but if they’re anywhere as fire as the Post Malone flavored Oreos then I should give him a shot.
February 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I couldn’t name a single one of Post Malone’s songs, but if they’re anywhere as fire as the Post Malone flavored Oreos then I should give him a shot.
This is what I’d look like right now if they’d been New Balance rather than Skechers.
February 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This is what I’d look like right now if they’d been New Balance rather than Skechers.
The first is a post I made on Facebook and the second is what Facebook’s AI suggested I do with that post.
January 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The first is a post I made on Facebook and the second is what Facebook’s AI suggested I do with that post.
I honestly thought it would take a while for them to build concentration camps for immigrants, but I didn’t consider that they might already have some ready.
January 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I honestly thought it would take a while for them to build concentration camps for immigrants, but I didn’t consider that they might already have some ready.
The version of this episode currently on Paramount+ digitally erased the reflection of the boom mic operator. THEY’RE ERASING OUR CULTURE!!!
January 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The version of this episode currently on Paramount+ digitally erased the reflection of the boom mic operator. THEY’RE ERASING OUR CULTURE!!!
