Flynn
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Every time you shake hands with a dog you are entering into a dog contract whose stipulations you could never understand
I once, completely innocently, booked the Hamburg brothel Airbnb mentioned in this article www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article.... the sex cross was in the pictures on the website but I just wasn't paying attention.
Danish family discover their Hamburg Airbnb is a BROTHEL
Anna Vigsø, 25, from Copenhagen, and her siblings had planned the trip to Hamburg for their mother's 50th, but the family holiday was off to an awkward start when they arrived at a brothel.
www.dailymail.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I once, completely innocently, booked the Hamburg brothel Airbnb mentioned in this article www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article.... the sex cross was in the pictures on the website but I just wasn't paying attention.
When the 5yo wants something (as he often does) it's "dada dada dada" repeated so that he gets in a groove and doesn't notice that I am saying yes or doing what he wants
January 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
When the 5yo wants something (as he often does) it's "dada dada dada" repeated so that he gets in a groove and doesn't notice that I am saying yes or doing what he wants
Have you considered meeting me halfway across a narrow footbridge over a churning white water stream and giving me a wry smile as we initially both go the same way to let the other pass?
December 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Have you considered meeting me halfway across a narrow footbridge over a churning white water stream and giving me a wry smile as we initially both go the same way to let the other pass?
I'm really struggling to conceptualise
"And like me (the Michelin man) he is always behind it"
Otherwise than:
"And like me (the Michelin man) he is constantly fucking whoever from the back"
"And like me (the Michelin man) he is always behind it"
Otherwise than:
"And like me (the Michelin man) he is constantly fucking whoever from the back"
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm really struggling to conceptualise
"And like me (the Michelin man) he is always behind it"
Otherwise than:
"And like me (the Michelin man) he is constantly fucking whoever from the back"
"And like me (the Michelin man) he is always behind it"
Otherwise than:
"And like me (the Michelin man) he is constantly fucking whoever from the back"
Leading to wacky hinjinks as everyone opens doors at once and accidentally forms a polycule
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Leading to wacky hinjinks as everyone opens doors at once and accidentally forms a polycule
Have you read a book called 2034 by James Stavridis? Partially related to future naval war but it's a novel about a war in, you guessed it, 2034 by a retired admiral
December 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Have you read a book called 2034 by James Stavridis? Partially related to future naval war but it's a novel about a war in, you guessed it, 2034 by a retired admiral
Watched off Disney Plus the other day with children, can confirm Aristocats still racist
December 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Watched off Disney Plus the other day with children, can confirm Aristocats still racist
Whatever was wrong with a lane name commemorating wiggliness that it got replaced by St Anthony?
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Whatever was wrong with a lane name commemorating wiggliness that it got replaced by St Anthony?
I turned 40 yesterday so to give you some comfort, it sucks shit, some guy came and took away all my cool albums and snapped my guitar and now my knees and back hurt and my BMX just like disappeared? Where did it fuckin go?
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I turned 40 yesterday so to give you some comfort, it sucks shit, some guy came and took away all my cool albums and snapped my guitar and now my knees and back hurt and my BMX just like disappeared? Where did it fuckin go?
Horse porn
Or just Horse
Or just Horse
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Horse porn
Or just Horse
Or just Horse
When I did it, it was some weird odd sum like £7.34 per diem or something
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
When I did it, it was some weird odd sum like £7.34 per diem or something
Is the reference to Separated by Motorways a reference to this: youtu.be/F9-01tGGIfY?... if so, rad! If not, enjoy anyway
The Long Blondes - Separated By Motorways (Official Video) HD
YouTube video by Sam
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Is the reference to Separated by Motorways a reference to this: youtu.be/F9-01tGGIfY?... if so, rad! If not, enjoy anyway
Powerful work Chomp, a Fine Large Child, my Frog (not quite 5yo) is bigger than his 7yo cousin also,🫡to being bigger than 7yo cousins
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Powerful work Chomp, a Fine Large Child, my Frog (not quite 5yo) is bigger than his 7yo cousin also,🫡to being bigger than 7yo cousins
I wish to see the comparison post, our boys are 3 years apart and Larger (we also often call him Frog) is the longest tall thin boy and Smaller (Bug) is tiny and squishy and wearing clothes that are allegedly 1 year too young for him but fit perfectly
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I wish to see the comparison post, our boys are 3 years apart and Larger (we also often call him Frog) is the longest tall thin boy and Smaller (Bug) is tiny and squishy and wearing clothes that are allegedly 1 year too young for him but fit perfectly
If their "cyber" "security" systems actually were secure then it wouldn't matter that my password is "password" and I'll click on any links
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If their "cyber" "security" systems actually were secure then it wouldn't matter that my password is "password" and I'll click on any links
They literally did this joke in the 80s youtu.be/lUzQ2qIgG6Y?...
John Cleese, What Has The BBC Ever Given Us ?
YouTube video by Sid N
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
They literally did this joke in the 80s youtu.be/lUzQ2qIgG6Y?...
Cbeebies genuinely needs to be talked about in the same terms as the NHS; there are patents still alive today who would have died but for Hey Duggee et al.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Cbeebies genuinely needs to be talked about in the same terms as the NHS; there are patents still alive today who would have died but for Hey Duggee et al.
Lovely obituary, really captures the energetic and wise way he approached philosophy I think
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Lovely obituary, really captures the energetic and wise way he approached philosophy I think
I said this too! I met him at a couple of events as a mere MA student and he always made time for everyone and listened carefully and was a laugh.
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I said this too! I met him at a couple of events as a mere MA student and he always made time for everyone and listened carefully and was a laugh.
Or lawyer, the courts are sinking (further) under made up cases and irrelevant arguments
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Or lawyer, the courts are sinking (further) under made up cases and irrelevant arguments
I met Daniel Dennett at a philosophy conference and he was very jolly and looked like father Christmas and spent ages chatting with the students
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I met Daniel Dennett at a philosophy conference and he was very jolly and looked like father Christmas and spent ages chatting with the students