Flynn
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Flynn
@flynntoff.bsky.social
Every time you shake hands with a dog you are entering into a dog contract whose stipulations you could never understand
You shouldn't encourage greentexts but this is a not inaccurate comparison
January 19, 2026 at 7:54 PM
how i'm turning up to the blue sky christmas party
December 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Whatever was wrong with a lane name commemorating wiggliness that it got replaced by St Anthony?
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
The thing is, England has some awesome, not shit or ugly flags - see below - that are about history and places and stories (or something random councillor in the 90s) but they are mostly very hard to spraypaint on stuff
September 30, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Reminds of this I saw, a great temptation tbh
August 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"illness" apparently, as in the attached. A bit concerned as I have tickets for their gig in London tomorrow...
June 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
June 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Where does she fall on here? From @thefence.bsky.social
May 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Nevermind airplanes you'd accept as a bribe.

What about ones you'd regard as a threat?
May 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I had done this genuinely just as an enquiry and Google suggested that people are always putting their thumbs in their anuses
April 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Certainly in the top two famous Diefenbakers
April 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Everyone knows Jesus was Korean and

Ripped
March 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
March 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I tell you what, according to Associated Press, it doesn't stand for:
March 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is just obvious nonsense, my work were generous with paternity leave, well over statutory minimum, and it wasn't enough to adjust, also I liked spending time with my kids, I didn't want it to end, also its a few weeks out of a whole life, also what the fuck guy
February 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

"Don't worry squirrels, Duggee's got his spec ops badge!" I think I'm going to be fine
January 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Agreed. It's a crunchy flavour, suitable for a crunchy setting, not a wet format like marmite. Fuck marmite.
December 27, 2024 at 7:16 PM
GIFs of CEOs getting shot
December 10, 2024 at 11:50 AM