Clare
flutieclare.bsky.social
Clare
@flutieclare.bsky.social
Flute teacher; ADHD; sews a lot; addicted to cozy mysteries and Ted Lasso; Mum to 2 teenage kids, 2 dogs, one disgruntled cat, and one feisty kitten. #SeniorSwiftie she/her
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Live on RNZ Kieran McAnulty just challenged Chris Bishop to a trailer backing contest and Bishop ceded because he admits he can not

This is how elections should be settled #NZPol
September 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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If you’re trying to get a submission in and you just can’t get through, please, try again. If after many attempts and much patience that doesn’t work, email the committee staff and ask (politely) for assistance. The address to use is fe@parliament.govt.nz 2/2
June 22, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI
February 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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We should all be entitled to an additional public holiday this year to make up for the unpaid time we had to take writing submissions on stupid Act Party bills
January 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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“And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die”

Timothy Cratchit is 191 years old and stalks the streets of London, an unkillable warrior wraith
December 23, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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The economy shrank 1% this quarter and New Zealand has tumbled into the depths of a recession of Nicola Willis’ making. Her cuts and austerity has fed the recessionary fire, and today’s GDP figures show this, recording the weakest 6-month period since 1991, excluding COVID-19.
December 19, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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Oh. My. God.

John Oliver has done a whole segment on New Zealand's Bird of the Century competition...
#kikorangi
November 6, 2023 at 7:32 AM
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*Jewish protesters.

Some of the largest protests we've seen since this all broke out are by by *Jews* saying: Not in our name. Never again for ANYONE.
“Protesters calling for a cease-fire in the Israel-Hamas war streamed into Grand Central Terminal in midtown Manhattan on Friday, in one of the largest protests the city has seen since the start of the conflict three weeks ago.” www.nytimes.com/2023/10/27/w...
Protesters Overrun Grand Central Terminal
The demonstration, organized by Jewish Voice for Peace, called for a cease-fire in the Israel-Hamas war.
www.nytimes.com
October 28, 2023 at 12:43 AM
Everything this woman touches turns to GOLD! The re-record is so much better than the original, and the original was brilliant to start with! 🗽🏙️🍾💄💙 Bugger politics, this is a Swiftie account now!
October 27, 2023 at 4:31 AM
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Hey, if you'd normally do Secret Santa, but well, won't be doing it this year for obvious reasons, why not consider popping the funds you would have spent on that towards making Christmas merrier for kids who might not otherwise get a pressie from Santa. ❤️
(Let's see how much over $3200 we can go!)
Can we get to $3200 before the end of today? That would mean we have helped 160 kiwi kids get a $20 Secret Santa gift this Christmas. To kids who may not have seen any present from Santa. Soo close givealittle.co.nz/fundraiser/b... @foxylustygrover.bsky.social
October 23, 2023 at 6:12 AM
That whole smug 'oh Chris, oh Chris, so negative' just shows what a bully Luxon is. The gaslighting in plain sight is astounding.
October 12, 2023 at 7:02 AM
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Hipkins to Luxon:"None of my MPs beat people up with a bed leg."

Shots fired!
October 12, 2023 at 6:10 AM
Christopher Luxon does NOT get to quote Taylor Swift when he's talking about cutting benefits! Given how well she pays her staff, she would definitely not approve!
October 12, 2023 at 6:36 AM
My kingdom for a debate moderator who can control the candidates...
September 27, 2023 at 6:26 AM
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The Greens have more votes than ACT and NZ First combined, but the press still focus on old Pissflaps Peters and Scabbers Seymour. It's grotesque.
September 25, 2023 at 6:57 AM
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Enough with Mum and Dad investors, I want to hear about Mum and Dad protestors. The ones who marched against the Vietnam War and the Springbok tour, who campaigned for a nuclear free Pacific, women's lib, honouring Te Tiriti, homosexual law reform. These are the values that make Aotearoa
September 23, 2023 at 12:18 AM
I haven't used the bird app regularly for ages. The negativity and noise were exhausting in my already overwhelmed mental state. This place, however, is an absolute joy and I'm popping in several times a day just because it makes me smile :)
September 23, 2023 at 5:29 AM
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I truly did not think it would be this high. People realising that trickle down is actually the rich pissing on the poor.
Pretty much an own goal here for a particular demographic… 🧐 #nzpol
September 23, 2023 at 1:10 AM
School holidays mean lots of time with this fluffy guy! (Harry) 🇳🇿
September 22, 2023 at 8:00 AM