FL Swamp Puppy
@flswamppuppy.bsky.social
One of the lucky kids that grew up in the weird wilds of South Florida in the long-ago-before-times.
Tech junkie, sci-fi nerd, aquaculturist, and nature boy, currently working on an AI-powered camera/hydrophone system to monitor our local dolphins.
Tech junkie, sci-fi nerd, aquaculturist, and nature boy, currently working on an AI-powered camera/hydrophone system to monitor our local dolphins.
Yeah, this is really happening right now.
Less than 9 months to turn the most advanced country on earth into a dysfunctional, third-world, banana republic on the world's "do not travel" list.
That's gotta be some kind of record, right?
YAY! We're #1...
or something.
Less than 9 months to turn the most advanced country on earth into a dysfunctional, third-world, banana republic on the world's "do not travel" list.
That's gotta be some kind of record, right?
YAY! We're #1...
or something.
September 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Yeah, this is really happening right now.
Less than 9 months to turn the most advanced country on earth into a dysfunctional, third-world, banana republic on the world's "do not travel" list.
That's gotta be some kind of record, right?
YAY! We're #1...
or something.
Less than 9 months to turn the most advanced country on earth into a dysfunctional, third-world, banana republic on the world's "do not travel" list.
That's gotta be some kind of record, right?
YAY! We're #1...
or something.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day... 👍
September 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Even a broken clock is right twice a day... 👍
Just so everyone is crystal clear.
Our country just bombed another country that did not attack us.
Let that sink in.
If this were a a movie, who would be the "Bad Guys"?
Our country just bombed another country that did not attack us.
Let that sink in.
If this were a a movie, who would be the "Bad Guys"?
June 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Just so everyone is crystal clear.
Our country just bombed another country that did not attack us.
Let that sink in.
If this were a a movie, who would be the "Bad Guys"?
Our country just bombed another country that did not attack us.
Let that sink in.
If this were a a movie, who would be the "Bad Guys"?
The real-life Jurrasic Park. 😲
Fun fact: South Florida is the only place in the world where alligators and crocodiles coexist.
Notice I didn't say peacefully... 😉
Fun fact: South Florida is the only place in the world where alligators and crocodiles coexist.
Notice I didn't say peacefully... 😉
March 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The real-life Jurrasic Park. 😲
Fun fact: South Florida is the only place in the world where alligators and crocodiles coexist.
Notice I didn't say peacefully... 😉
Fun fact: South Florida is the only place in the world where alligators and crocodiles coexist.
Notice I didn't say peacefully... 😉
Saturday morning vibe?
Nah... this here's an all day, every day, kinda vibe. 😁
Chumbawumba 1995
Nah... this here's an all day, every day, kinda vibe. 😁
Chumbawumba 1995
March 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Saturday morning vibe?
Nah... this here's an all day, every day, kinda vibe. 😁
Chumbawumba 1995
Nah... this here's an all day, every day, kinda vibe. 😁
Chumbawumba 1995
They are literally "scorching the earth" behind their crime spree.
Gov workers now being told to illegally shred and burn classified docs.
"Shred as many documents first, and reserve the burn bags for when the shredder becomes unavailable or needs a break"
This can't be undone.
We are at war.
Gov workers now being told to illegally shred and burn classified docs.
"Shred as many documents first, and reserve the burn bags for when the shredder becomes unavailable or needs a break"
This can't be undone.
We are at war.
March 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
They are literally "scorching the earth" behind their crime spree.
Gov workers now being told to illegally shred and burn classified docs.
"Shred as many documents first, and reserve the burn bags for when the shredder becomes unavailable or needs a break"
This can't be undone.
We are at war.
Gov workers now being told to illegally shred and burn classified docs.
"Shred as many documents first, and reserve the burn bags for when the shredder becomes unavailable or needs a break"
This can't be undone.
We are at war.
It's hard to see what I'm typing when my eyes get this watery...
Love ya, Bernie. 💙
Love ya, Bernie. 💙
March 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It's hard to see what I'm typing when my eyes get this watery...
Love ya, Bernie. 💙
Love ya, Bernie. 💙
Some say we've reached Late Stage Capitalism...
I say we've reached Last Stage Narcissistic Performance Art.
Either way, I really hate this timeline...
I say we've reached Last Stage Narcissistic Performance Art.
Either way, I really hate this timeline...
March 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Some say we've reached Late Stage Capitalism...
I say we've reached Last Stage Narcissistic Performance Art.
Either way, I really hate this timeline...
I say we've reached Last Stage Narcissistic Performance Art.
Either way, I really hate this timeline...