FL Swamp Puppy
@flswamppuppy.bsky.social
One of the lucky kids that grew up in the weird wilds of South Florida in the long-ago-before-times.
Tech junkie, sci-fi nerd, aquaculturist, and nature boy, currently working on an AI-powered camera/hydrophone system to monitor our local dolphins.
Tech junkie, sci-fi nerd, aquaculturist, and nature boy, currently working on an AI-powered camera/hydrophone system to monitor our local dolphins.
There has been a severe decrease in Kung Fu Fighting since it's Golden Age in the 70's... We are hovering over Lost Art territory... 😢
September 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
There has been a severe decrease in Kung Fu Fighting since it's Golden Age in the 70's... We are hovering over Lost Art territory... 😢
Between the unregulated fireworks, carnival rides, riding in the back of pickup trucks, (gestures around wildly at everything), and the lack of parental supervision, it's amazing that any of us survived the 70's.
September 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Between the unregulated fireworks, carnival rides, riding in the back of pickup trucks, (gestures around wildly at everything), and the lack of parental supervision, it's amazing that any of us survived the 70's.
IYKYK... 😁
Yeah, and by the way... you're officially old. 😆
Yeah, and by the way... you're officially old. 😆
September 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
IYKYK... 😁
Yeah, and by the way... you're officially old. 😆
Yeah, and by the way... you're officially old. 😆
This man is truly my brother who loves me. ❤️
These are my people. 🥰
Reverend David Black of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago chose to make a physical sacrifice to exercise his 1st Amendment rights for the powerless.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
These are my people. 🥰
Reverend David Black of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago chose to make a physical sacrifice to exercise his 1st Amendment rights for the powerless.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
September 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This man is truly my brother who loves me. ❤️
These are my people. 🥰
Reverend David Black of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago chose to make a physical sacrifice to exercise his 1st Amendment rights for the powerless.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
These are my people. 🥰
Reverend David Black of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago chose to make a physical sacrifice to exercise his 1st Amendment rights for the powerless.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Yeah, this is really happening right now.
Less than 9 months to turn the most advanced country on earth into a dysfunctional, third-world, banana republic on the world's "do not travel" list.
That's gotta be some kind of record, right?
YAY! We're #1...
or something.
Less than 9 months to turn the most advanced country on earth into a dysfunctional, third-world, banana republic on the world's "do not travel" list.
That's gotta be some kind of record, right?
YAY! We're #1...
or something.
September 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Yeah, this is really happening right now.
Less than 9 months to turn the most advanced country on earth into a dysfunctional, third-world, banana republic on the world's "do not travel" list.
That's gotta be some kind of record, right?
YAY! We're #1...
or something.
Less than 9 months to turn the most advanced country on earth into a dysfunctional, third-world, banana republic on the world's "do not travel" list.
That's gotta be some kind of record, right?
YAY! We're #1...
or something.
"Everything I need to know, I learned in Kindergarten."
This world needs more explanations for 5yr olds. ❤
This world needs more explanations for 5yr olds. ❤
September 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"Everything I need to know, I learned in Kindergarten."
This world needs more explanations for 5yr olds. ❤
This world needs more explanations for 5yr olds. ❤
Even a broken clock is right twice a day... 👍
September 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Even a broken clock is right twice a day... 👍
Just so everyone is crystal clear.
Our country just bombed another country that did not attack us.
Let that sink in.
If this were a a movie, who would be the "Bad Guys"?
Our country just bombed another country that did not attack us.
Let that sink in.
If this were a a movie, who would be the "Bad Guys"?
June 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Just so everyone is crystal clear.
Our country just bombed another country that did not attack us.
Let that sink in.
If this were a a movie, who would be the "Bad Guys"?
Our country just bombed another country that did not attack us.
Let that sink in.
If this were a a movie, who would be the "Bad Guys"?
Yeah, I feel ya...
Here in America, about a third of us also believe we're witnessing the end of American democracy and citizens' rights, and are desperately trying to open the eyes of the other two-thirds that are sleep-walking us into Russia 2.0
Here in America, about a third of us also believe we're witnessing the end of American democracy and citizens' rights, and are desperately trying to open the eyes of the other two-thirds that are sleep-walking us into Russia 2.0
March 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Yeah, I feel ya...
Here in America, about a third of us also believe we're witnessing the end of American democracy and citizens' rights, and are desperately trying to open the eyes of the other two-thirds that are sleep-walking us into Russia 2.0
Here in America, about a third of us also believe we're witnessing the end of American democracy and citizens' rights, and are desperately trying to open the eyes of the other two-thirds that are sleep-walking us into Russia 2.0
The real-life Jurrasic Park. 😲
Fun fact: South Florida is the only place in the world where alligators and crocodiles coexist.
Notice I didn't say peacefully... 😉
Fun fact: South Florida is the only place in the world where alligators and crocodiles coexist.
Notice I didn't say peacefully... 😉
March 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The real-life Jurrasic Park. 😲
Fun fact: South Florida is the only place in the world where alligators and crocodiles coexist.
Notice I didn't say peacefully... 😉
Fun fact: South Florida is the only place in the world where alligators and crocodiles coexist.
Notice I didn't say peacefully... 😉
Saturday morning vibe?
Nah... this here's an all day, every day, kinda vibe. 😁
Chumbawumba 1995
Nah... this here's an all day, every day, kinda vibe. 😁
Chumbawumba 1995
March 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Saturday morning vibe?
Nah... this here's an all day, every day, kinda vibe. 😁
Chumbawumba 1995
Nah... this here's an all day, every day, kinda vibe. 😁
Chumbawumba 1995
SCHRODINGER'S LEAK:
There are SERIOUS LEAKS at the Pentagon that need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!
I can't believe my illegal meeting to view top secret data was leaked and ruined my day.
BTW, everything that was leaked is totally made-up and fake.
Both Fake and a Leak... 🤔
There are SERIOUS LEAKS at the Pentagon that need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!
I can't believe my illegal meeting to view top secret data was leaked and ruined my day.
BTW, everything that was leaked is totally made-up and fake.
Both Fake and a Leak... 🤔
March 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
SCHRODINGER'S LEAK:
There are SERIOUS LEAKS at the Pentagon that need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!
I can't believe my illegal meeting to view top secret data was leaked and ruined my day.
BTW, everything that was leaked is totally made-up and fake.
Both Fake and a Leak... 🤔
There are SERIOUS LEAKS at the Pentagon that need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!
I can't believe my illegal meeting to view top secret data was leaked and ruined my day.
BTW, everything that was leaked is totally made-up and fake.
Both Fake and a Leak... 🤔
Welcome to Flori-duh...
March 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Welcome to Flori-duh...
I can throw in a little coal to sweeten the deal...
March 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I can throw in a little coal to sweeten the deal...
Yes, YES, and fucking YES!... times 1000x.
So,... uh, yeah... maybe we're kinda sorry for not protecting it better and fucking it all up for your generation to fix... yeah... so, uh... you're welcome... I guess.
So,... uh, yeah... maybe we're kinda sorry for not protecting it better and fucking it all up for your generation to fix... yeah... so, uh... you're welcome... I guess.
March 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Yes, YES, and fucking YES!... times 1000x.
So,... uh, yeah... maybe we're kinda sorry for not protecting it better and fucking it all up for your generation to fix... yeah... so, uh... you're welcome... I guess.
So,... uh, yeah... maybe we're kinda sorry for not protecting it better and fucking it all up for your generation to fix... yeah... so, uh... you're welcome... I guess.
If Trump's first term was a roller coaster ride, his second term is the Tower of Terror drop...
March 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If Trump's first term was a roller coaster ride, his second term is the Tower of Terror drop...
When I posted this back in 2020, I had no idea it was going to be a Monkey's Paw wish...
but here we are, just 5 years later, and Trump has turned the Whitehouse lawn into Crazy Donnie's auto mall.
but here we are, just 5 years later, and Trump has turned the Whitehouse lawn into Crazy Donnie's auto mall.
March 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
When I posted this back in 2020, I had no idea it was going to be a Monkey's Paw wish...
but here we are, just 5 years later, and Trump has turned the Whitehouse lawn into Crazy Donnie's auto mall.
but here we are, just 5 years later, and Trump has turned the Whitehouse lawn into Crazy Donnie's auto mall.
They are literally "scorching the earth" behind their crime spree.
Gov workers now being told to illegally shred and burn classified docs.
"Shred as many documents first, and reserve the burn bags for when the shredder becomes unavailable or needs a break"
This can't be undone.
We are at war.
Gov workers now being told to illegally shred and burn classified docs.
"Shred as many documents first, and reserve the burn bags for when the shredder becomes unavailable or needs a break"
This can't be undone.
We are at war.
March 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
They are literally "scorching the earth" behind their crime spree.
Gov workers now being told to illegally shred and burn classified docs.
"Shred as many documents first, and reserve the burn bags for when the shredder becomes unavailable or needs a break"
This can't be undone.
We are at war.
Gov workers now being told to illegally shred and burn classified docs.
"Shred as many documents first, and reserve the burn bags for when the shredder becomes unavailable or needs a break"
This can't be undone.
We are at war.
It's hard to see what I'm typing when my eyes get this watery...
Love ya, Bernie. 💙
Love ya, Bernie. 💙
March 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It's hard to see what I'm typing when my eyes get this watery...
Love ya, Bernie. 💙
Love ya, Bernie. 💙
I felt a disturbance in the Vibe...
as if a million MAGA voices suddenly cried out, and were silenced.
as if a million MAGA voices suddenly cried out, and were silenced.
March 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I felt a disturbance in the Vibe...
as if a million MAGA voices suddenly cried out, and were silenced.
as if a million MAGA voices suddenly cried out, and were silenced.
Some say we've reached Late Stage Capitalism...
I say we've reached Last Stage Narcissistic Performance Art.
Either way, I really hate this timeline...
I say we've reached Last Stage Narcissistic Performance Art.
Either way, I really hate this timeline...
March 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Some say we've reached Late Stage Capitalism...
I say we've reached Last Stage Narcissistic Performance Art.
Either way, I really hate this timeline...
I say we've reached Last Stage Narcissistic Performance Art.
Either way, I really hate this timeline...
Would love to see your take on the legal language here.
"picketing or parading in or near court buildings or residences of judges, jurors, witnesses, or other court officers"
Sounds like a pretty big area to not be allowed First Amendment rights...
"picketing or parading in or near court buildings or residences of judges, jurors, witnesses, or other court officers"
Sounds like a pretty big area to not be allowed First Amendment rights...
March 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Would love to see your take on the legal language here.
"picketing or parading in or near court buildings or residences of judges, jurors, witnesses, or other court officers"
Sounds like a pretty big area to not be allowed First Amendment rights...
"picketing or parading in or near court buildings or residences of judges, jurors, witnesses, or other court officers"
Sounds like a pretty big area to not be allowed First Amendment rights...
PSA!
Sneaky amendment introduced to seriously criminalize citizens' rights to picket and protest in very broad and vague terms.
S.399 - Protecting Our Supreme Court Justices Act of 2025
is an amendment to:
H.R.1057 - Safe Passage on Interstates Act of 2025
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
Sneaky amendment introduced to seriously criminalize citizens' rights to picket and protest in very broad and vague terms.
S.399 - Protecting Our Supreme Court Justices Act of 2025
is an amendment to:
H.R.1057 - Safe Passage on Interstates Act of 2025
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
March 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
PSA!
Sneaky amendment introduced to seriously criminalize citizens' rights to picket and protest in very broad and vague terms.
S.399 - Protecting Our Supreme Court Justices Act of 2025
is an amendment to:
H.R.1057 - Safe Passage on Interstates Act of 2025
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
Sneaky amendment introduced to seriously criminalize citizens' rights to picket and protest in very broad and vague terms.
S.399 - Protecting Our Supreme Court Justices Act of 2025
is an amendment to:
H.R.1057 - Safe Passage on Interstates Act of 2025
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
Is there a legal defense fund to hire employment and/or maybe criminal attorneys for our illegally fired Fed workers?
Our civil servants need to know that we're in their corner, and we need to FLOOD the courts with injunctions at every level.
@mcuban.bsky.social any interest or ideas?
Our civil servants need to know that we're in their corner, and we need to FLOOD the courts with injunctions at every level.
@mcuban.bsky.social any interest or ideas?
March 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Is there a legal defense fund to hire employment and/or maybe criminal attorneys for our illegally fired Fed workers?
Our civil servants need to know that we're in their corner, and we need to FLOOD the courts with injunctions at every level.
@mcuban.bsky.social any interest or ideas?
Our civil servants need to know that we're in their corner, and we need to FLOOD the courts with injunctions at every level.
@mcuban.bsky.social any interest or ideas?
