FL Swamp Puppy
@flswamppuppy.bsky.social
One of the lucky kids that grew up in the weird wilds of South Florida in the long-ago-before-times.
Tech junkie, sci-fi nerd, aquaculturist, and nature boy, currently working on an AI-powered camera/hydrophone system to monitor our local dolphins.
Tech junkie, sci-fi nerd, aquaculturist, and nature boy, currently working on an AI-powered camera/hydrophone system to monitor our local dolphins.
There has been a severe decrease in Kung Fu Fighting since it's Golden Age in the 70's... We are hovering over Lost Art territory... 😢
September 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
There has been a severe decrease in Kung Fu Fighting since it's Golden Age in the 70's... We are hovering over Lost Art territory... 😢
Between the unregulated fireworks, carnival rides, riding in the back of pickup trucks, (gestures around wildly at everything), and the lack of parental supervision, it's amazing that any of us survived the 70's.
September 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Between the unregulated fireworks, carnival rides, riding in the back of pickup trucks, (gestures around wildly at everything), and the lack of parental supervision, it's amazing that any of us survived the 70's.
IYKYK... 😁
Yeah, and by the way... you're officially old. 😆
Yeah, and by the way... you're officially old. 😆
September 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
IYKYK... 😁
Yeah, and by the way... you're officially old. 😆
Yeah, and by the way... you're officially old. 😆
This man is truly my brother who loves me. ❤️
These are my people. 🥰
Reverend David Black of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago chose to make a physical sacrifice to exercise his 1st Amendment rights for the powerless.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
These are my people. 🥰
Reverend David Black of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago chose to make a physical sacrifice to exercise his 1st Amendment rights for the powerless.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
September 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This man is truly my brother who loves me. ❤️
These are my people. 🥰
Reverend David Black of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago chose to make a physical sacrifice to exercise his 1st Amendment rights for the powerless.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
These are my people. 🥰
Reverend David Black of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago chose to make a physical sacrifice to exercise his 1st Amendment rights for the powerless.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Yeah, this is really happening right now.
Less than 9 months to turn the most advanced country on earth into a dysfunctional, third-world, banana republic on the world's "do not travel" list.
That's gotta be some kind of record, right?
YAY! We're #1...
or something.
Less than 9 months to turn the most advanced country on earth into a dysfunctional, third-world, banana republic on the world's "do not travel" list.
That's gotta be some kind of record, right?
YAY! We're #1...
or something.
September 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Yeah, this is really happening right now.
Less than 9 months to turn the most advanced country on earth into a dysfunctional, third-world, banana republic on the world's "do not travel" list.
That's gotta be some kind of record, right?
YAY! We're #1...
or something.
Less than 9 months to turn the most advanced country on earth into a dysfunctional, third-world, banana republic on the world's "do not travel" list.
That's gotta be some kind of record, right?
YAY! We're #1...
or something.
"Everything I need to know, I learned in Kindergarten."
This world needs more explanations for 5yr olds. ❤
This world needs more explanations for 5yr olds. ❤
September 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"Everything I need to know, I learned in Kindergarten."
This world needs more explanations for 5yr olds. ❤
This world needs more explanations for 5yr olds. ❤
Sorry kids.
If you had hoped that overwhelming election results were going to get us out of this mess... you have another think coming.
America got exactly what it voted for!
A power-hungry felon and grifter who has no ethical or moral boundaries... what could possibly go wrong?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If you had hoped that overwhelming election results were going to get us out of this mess... you have another think coming.
America got exactly what it voted for!
A power-hungry felon and grifter who has no ethical or moral boundaries... what could possibly go wrong?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Trump using 'immense federal power' to try to seize voter registration info, states say
Trump is using its "immense federal power" to go after "political opponents" in Maine and Oregon with two new lawsuits to seize voter info to "undermine our elections," according to local officials.
lawandcrime.com
September 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sorry kids.
If you had hoped that overwhelming election results were going to get us out of this mess... you have another think coming.
America got exactly what it voted for!
A power-hungry felon and grifter who has no ethical or moral boundaries... what could possibly go wrong?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If you had hoped that overwhelming election results were going to get us out of this mess... you have another think coming.
America got exactly what it voted for!
A power-hungry felon and grifter who has no ethical or moral boundaries... what could possibly go wrong?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Even a broken clock is right twice a day... 👍
September 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Even a broken clock is right twice a day... 👍
Federal judge rules that Medical Debt will now affect your credit score.
Thanks Obama...?
Thanks Hillary?
Thanks Biden?
Thanks Jeffery Epstein?
I'm so confused...
Who did the regime say was the official scapegoat this week?
Thanks Obama...?
Thanks Hillary?
Thanks Biden?
Thanks Jeffery Epstein?
I'm so confused...
Who did the regime say was the official scapegoat this week?
Federal judge reverses rule that removed medical debt from credit reports
A federal judge in Texas has reversed a Biden administration rule that wiped medical debt from credit reports, affecting nearly 15 million Americans.
www.denver7.com
July 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Federal judge rules that Medical Debt will now affect your credit score.
Thanks Obama...?
Thanks Hillary?
Thanks Biden?
Thanks Jeffery Epstein?
I'm so confused...
Who did the regime say was the official scapegoat this week?
Thanks Obama...?
Thanks Hillary?
Thanks Biden?
Thanks Jeffery Epstein?
I'm so confused...
Who did the regime say was the official scapegoat this week?
Just so everyone is crystal clear.
Our country just bombed another country that did not attack us.
Let that sink in.
If this were a a movie, who would be the "Bad Guys"?
Our country just bombed another country that did not attack us.
Let that sink in.
If this were a a movie, who would be the "Bad Guys"?
June 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Just so everyone is crystal clear.
Our country just bombed another country that did not attack us.
Let that sink in.
If this were a a movie, who would be the "Bad Guys"?
Our country just bombed another country that did not attack us.
Let that sink in.
If this were a a movie, who would be the "Bad Guys"?
Yeah, I feel ya...
Here in America, about a third of us also believe we're witnessing the end of American democracy and citizens' rights, and are desperately trying to open the eyes of the other two-thirds that are sleep-walking us into Russia 2.0
Here in America, about a third of us also believe we're witnessing the end of American democracy and citizens' rights, and are desperately trying to open the eyes of the other two-thirds that are sleep-walking us into Russia 2.0
March 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Yeah, I feel ya...
Here in America, about a third of us also believe we're witnessing the end of American democracy and citizens' rights, and are desperately trying to open the eyes of the other two-thirds that are sleep-walking us into Russia 2.0
Here in America, about a third of us also believe we're witnessing the end of American democracy and citizens' rights, and are desperately trying to open the eyes of the other two-thirds that are sleep-walking us into Russia 2.0
The real-life Jurrasic Park. 😲
Fun fact: South Florida is the only place in the world where alligators and crocodiles coexist.
Notice I didn't say peacefully... 😉
Fun fact: South Florida is the only place in the world where alligators and crocodiles coexist.
Notice I didn't say peacefully... 😉
March 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The real-life Jurrasic Park. 😲
Fun fact: South Florida is the only place in the world where alligators and crocodiles coexist.
Notice I didn't say peacefully... 😉
Fun fact: South Florida is the only place in the world where alligators and crocodiles coexist.
Notice I didn't say peacefully... 😉
France understood the basic requirements to end this shit.
'Nuf said? No?
'Nuf said? No?
March 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
France understood the basic requirements to end this shit.
'Nuf said? No?
'Nuf said? No?
Saturday morning vibe?
Nah... this here's an all day, every day, kinda vibe. 😁
Chumbawumba 1995
Nah... this here's an all day, every day, kinda vibe. 😁
Chumbawumba 1995
March 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Saturday morning vibe?
Nah... this here's an all day, every day, kinda vibe. 😁
Chumbawumba 1995
Nah... this here's an all day, every day, kinda vibe. 😁
Chumbawumba 1995
SCHRODINGER'S LEAK:
There are SERIOUS LEAKS at the Pentagon that need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!
I can't believe my illegal meeting to view top secret data was leaked and ruined my day.
BTW, everything that was leaked is totally made-up and fake.
Both Fake and a Leak... 🤔
There are SERIOUS LEAKS at the Pentagon that need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!
I can't believe my illegal meeting to view top secret data was leaked and ruined my day.
BTW, everything that was leaked is totally made-up and fake.
Both Fake and a Leak... 🤔
March 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
SCHRODINGER'S LEAK:
There are SERIOUS LEAKS at the Pentagon that need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!
I can't believe my illegal meeting to view top secret data was leaked and ruined my day.
BTW, everything that was leaked is totally made-up and fake.
Both Fake and a Leak... 🤔
There are SERIOUS LEAKS at the Pentagon that need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!
I can't believe my illegal meeting to view top secret data was leaked and ruined my day.
BTW, everything that was leaked is totally made-up and fake.
Both Fake and a Leak... 🤔
Welcome to Flori-duh...
March 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Welcome to Flori-duh...
Tell me you're in a death cult without telling me you're in a death cult...
My unvaccinated child died from the measles because "it was God's will."?
Which God y'all worshipping???
Cthulhu? 😱
My unvaccinated child died from the measles because "it was God's will."?
Which God y'all worshipping???
Cthulhu? 😱
How the anti-vaccine movement weaponized a 6-year-old's measles death
Anti-vaccine influencers see the child’s death as proof — not of the danger of measles, but of their own debunked theories.
www.nbcnews.com
March 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tell me you're in a death cult without telling me you're in a death cult...
My unvaccinated child died from the measles because "it was God's will."?
Which God y'all worshipping???
Cthulhu? 😱
My unvaccinated child died from the measles because "it was God's will."?
Which God y'all worshipping???
Cthulhu? 😱
I can throw in a little coal to sweeten the deal...
March 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I can throw in a little coal to sweeten the deal...
Yeah... we seriously NEED to get back to throwing tomatoes...
Delicious 🤣🍿….JD Vance booed at Kennedy Center
March 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Yeah... we seriously NEED to get back to throwing tomatoes...
Yes, YES, and fucking YES!... times 1000x.
So,... uh, yeah... maybe we're kinda sorry for not protecting it better and fucking it all up for your generation to fix... yeah... so, uh... you're welcome... I guess.
So,... uh, yeah... maybe we're kinda sorry for not protecting it better and fucking it all up for your generation to fix... yeah... so, uh... you're welcome... I guess.
March 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Yes, YES, and fucking YES!... times 1000x.
So,... uh, yeah... maybe we're kinda sorry for not protecting it better and fucking it all up for your generation to fix... yeah... so, uh... you're welcome... I guess.
So,... uh, yeah... maybe we're kinda sorry for not protecting it better and fucking it all up for your generation to fix... yeah... so, uh... you're welcome... I guess.
Nailed it! 😁
March 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Nailed it! 😁
If Trump's first term was a roller coaster ride, his second term is the Tower of Terror drop...
March 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If Trump's first term was a roller coaster ride, his second term is the Tower of Terror drop...
When I posted this back in 2020, I had no idea it was going to be a Monkey's Paw wish...
but here we are, just 5 years later, and Trump has turned the Whitehouse lawn into Crazy Donnie's auto mall.
but here we are, just 5 years later, and Trump has turned the Whitehouse lawn into Crazy Donnie's auto mall.
March 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
When I posted this back in 2020, I had no idea it was going to be a Monkey's Paw wish...
but here we are, just 5 years later, and Trump has turned the Whitehouse lawn into Crazy Donnie's auto mall.
but here we are, just 5 years later, and Trump has turned the Whitehouse lawn into Crazy Donnie's auto mall.
They are literally "scorching the earth" behind their crime spree.
Gov workers now being told to illegally shred and burn classified docs.
"Shred as many documents first, and reserve the burn bags for when the shredder becomes unavailable or needs a break"
This can't be undone.
We are at war.
Gov workers now being told to illegally shred and burn classified docs.
"Shred as many documents first, and reserve the burn bags for when the shredder becomes unavailable or needs a break"
This can't be undone.
We are at war.
March 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
They are literally "scorching the earth" behind their crime spree.
Gov workers now being told to illegally shred and burn classified docs.
"Shred as many documents first, and reserve the burn bags for when the shredder becomes unavailable or needs a break"
This can't be undone.
We are at war.
Gov workers now being told to illegally shred and burn classified docs.
"Shred as many documents first, and reserve the burn bags for when the shredder becomes unavailable or needs a break"
This can't be undone.
We are at war.