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Don't you have anything better to do?

(post true-pacifist flowey depiction.)
(written by artemis.)
ic: lozthusk @ tblr
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... You can't even take care of yourself.

( post-true pacifist flowey. )
( written by artemis. )

[ #UTRP | #MVRP | #DELTARUNERP | #DTRP ]
// Man.
October 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Frisk? You okay?
October 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Yeah, yeah.

( he does like them, he just can't admit it. )
flowey you like me and your my friendddd -_- ... ^_^ friendly (friend floweys)
Don't push your luck.

( sorry he's being tsundere )
October 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Don't push your luck.

( sorry he's being tsundere )
thankyous flowey if no body got me flowey has me (some times ) ☝🏾🙏🏾 .........
Reposting!
October 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Reposting!
reposrd this post if you ummm☝🏾if you. If yiuoou.mann i donno
October 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Borinnggg.
October 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
// the fact i started this reply with "oh god, more romance drama"
September 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
// LMFAOGOOHGWEHGW
high schoolers... that are going through a lot.

...well. one of them is a prince. but that's... a lot to unpack. and i think he's got a thing for me.

* (THINK? THINK HE DOES? YEAH, KRIS?)

...but they're used to me. been around a while.

* ("Except for the prince, who I've known for 3 days.")
September 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A very cool dude!

I'm Flowey. Flowey the Flower! Nice to meetcha!

( even though he could swear they did before...? maybe that was in another reset, or he just doesn't remember. flowey can adapt. )

I've heard of you! The Great Papyrus, am I right?
* DO I? I'M JUST A COOL DUDE WHO DOES SPORTS AND LIKES COOKING!

【He chuckles, his cape waving in the air...? The air isn't even that heavy this time of day.】

* BUT, THANK YOU, UH... WHAT IS YOUR NAME, FRIEND?
That I go through a lot? Uh, I dunno. Not really.

( not these days, anyway. )

You have the more interesting life of us.
September 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Yeah, that sounds about right for them. They could make friends with anybody.

( that sigh could be mistaken for being fond. )

⠀We met once. Became friends. 'S'about it.
How do you know Frisk, anyway?
September 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
// people focus a lot on flowey's violent history but i think it's fun to think about how he actually used to help people with their problems a lot, so he actually has some of that skillset now
( he can't help but play counselor. it's a role he became pretty accustomed to before he started... well, trying to make the underground empty. it comes pretty instinctively. )

You think they're gonna judge you?
September 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
That I go through a lot? Uh, I dunno. Not really.

( not these days, anyway. )

You have the more interesting life of us.
* WELL, IS IT TRUE?

【He crouches down to reach your size, hands in knees.】

* IF NOT, THAT'S FINE, TOO! I HOPE YOU STAY FINE, OR GET BETTER!
... What makes you think that?
September 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
How do you know Frisk, anyway?

⠀Yes. Let's.
Me neither! We can talk about something else now!
September 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Me neither! We can talk about something else now!

⠀Unquestionably. He's... ugh. I don't wanna think about him.
Kinda. He's real annoying, isn't he?
September 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Kinda. He's real annoying, isn't he?

⠀...mmmhm. You know Sans?
... Smiley Trashbag's at the store? Like, as in... works there? That lazy sack of bones?
September 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
... What makes you think that?
* IS THAT SO? WELL, SOMEONE SUCH AS YOU MUST GO THROUGH A LOT! SO IF THERE'S ANYTHING, FRET NOT, AS I CAN HELP! WITH WORDS!

* THAT USUALLY GOES FAR.
Oh, howdy, Papyrus!

( he puts on a cheesy, though kind of fake, smile. )

Nothing much at all, haha! Don't worry about it.
September 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
... Smiley Trashbag's at the store? Like, as in... works there? That lazy sack of bones?

⠀⠀[ Well, they got pretty close. ]

⠀...okay, Flowey.

⠀Hm. Before you 'n' Chara today, I didn't know anyone Frisk knew...

⠀⠀[ They stop to think... they seem to grow somewhat annoyed. ]

⠀...ugh... 'cept this skeleton at the store, maybe—they talked with him when we bought burger meat once.
... Yeah, I know Frisk. No point in hiding that! They'd happily tell you that if you asked them.

Also, it's Flowey.
September 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Gotta follow by all the rules and all that. But, eh. I can't complain. At least there's new stuff up here. Underground's all the same.
*...huh. really?
September 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Oh, howdy, Papyrus!

( he puts on a cheesy, though kind of fake, smile. )

Nothing much at all, haha! Don't worry about it.
* HELLO THERE, FLOWER-Y FRIEND! WHAT IS ON YOUR PETAL-MIND?
September 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
... Like, historically. I don't mean present.
( Eye twitch. )

Yup. Can’t imagine it at ALL.
I can't imagine a world without Chara!
September 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I can't imagine a world without Chara!
* I was thinking the same thing, honestly. Like, what do you mean there’s not a Chara in their worlds?
Still so weird Krises don't know who Chara is.
September 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
... Yeah, I know Frisk. No point in hiding that! They'd happily tell you that if you asked them.

Also, it's Flowey.

⠀...mhm...

⠀⠀[ A few silent seconds pass before they speak again. ]

⠀...earlier, this kid, Frisk, said that Chara's their best friend.

⠀Since you apparently know Chara... do you know Frisk, too, uh...?

⠀⠀[ They don't know his name. It's probably “Flowington” or something. ]
... Hee hee. I guess so!
September 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
...

( he wasn't expecting that. he awkwardly looks away. )

It's all right, I guess. Kinda BORING, honestly.
*what's it like for you? thought i'd ask back.
September 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Huh? What about me.
*...good as can be, yeah.

*but what about you, pal?
September 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
( so, vague as fuck statement. sighhh. flowey expected as much, but it was worth a shot. )

Well, good for you, huh?
*some good times, some bad times... things i wish i could go back and do differently...

Wow wow kazow I sure wonder what THAT could be talking about!!! Gee what a mystery, man

*...but in the end, i'm still happy with how things ended up.
September 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM