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🐐 Asriel 🌻
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I got a full eight hours of sleep last night.

| independent portrayal of Asriel Dreemurr (Growthspurt AU) |

Last time I felt this much energy,
I was trying to absorb your soul.
Pinned
THE PRINCE OF THE UNDERGROUND...

[ #UNDERTALERP #UTRP #MVRP ]

...BACK FROM THE DEAD.

( more info below... )
* Sounds like it..

( Taking that handshake, a light sigh escapes him. Whether of relief or worry, it’s hard to tell. )
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
* Screw it, I’ll take that for a test drive at some point.

* And if it does end up being murder, eh. Nothin’ I’m not used to.

( Shrug. )
"Oh come on, kiddo. What do you think I'm gonna do, hit you over the head with an oversized mallet? Drop a piano or anvil on your head? Come on, that stuff is illegal for me to do anyway...at least on people who aren't toons. Plus, that would be murder."
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
* No offense, but can I assume a cartoon character as an alarm clock would be somewhat...

* ...painful? To someone who isn’t a cartoon?
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
* I’m shocked no one tried to wake me up. Either that, or I slept through their attempts.
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
* Great, gotta deal with a bunch of weird clones and I don’t have the energy to deal with them.

( Attempting to scare the Homers off, he’d light a flame with his finger. )

* Ooohh, I can summon fire, best stay away from me.

( He’s bluffing, though hoping the clones buy said bluff. )
[More clones sensed the death of one and begun charging at asriel.]

"don't hurt Homer... HOMER HURT YOU."
* ...huh.

* Is this gonna become a whole fight scene between me and all these.. guys?
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
* Slept too long. Way too long.
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
* ...huh.

* Is this gonna become a whole fight scene between me and all these.. guys?
[The Homer Clone slammed his head onto the ground as the vines tangled his legs he'd let out a loud "D'OH!" and dissappears in a puff of smoke floating into the sky.]
( With little patience, he fires a magic shot of magic vines at Homer’s legs, wrapping itself around them. )

* Wrong guy, sorry.
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
( With little patience, he fires a magic shot of magic vines at Homer’s legs, wrapping itself around them. )

* Wrong guy, sorry.
[A Homer clone turned to asriel seeing him as Ned Flanders it charged at him.]

"Stupid... Flanders..."
*

* Man I don’t have time to deal with this.
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
*

* Man I don’t have time to deal with this.
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
* Let’s just say that I’ve screwed up my sleep schedule.

* Simplest way I can describe it.
"You too, huh? What's got you tossing buckets over your head?"
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
|| never using the discover tab again i saw a huge fuvkin ass on my tl
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
* You said it. God, man.
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
* Sh🐩t.
“You woke up out of a coma”
*

* How long was I out for
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*

* How long was I out for
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Reposted by 🐐 Asriel 🌻
|| i oughta start actually writing togore and azzy again

im just gonna say togore won the battle he’s goin through atm
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
( Shrug. )

* Mmnmnm.

* Someone.
“Who exactly your mom dad or is it Kris I mean Frisk.”
* I have the sudden urge that someone in my family is being slandered.
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
* I have the sudden urge that someone in my family is being slandered.
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
* What the hell is Freak Friday
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
|| just remembered that both of azzy’s va’s are trans women
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
( He got high for the holiday. )

( Dub )
November 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
* Sorry for dyin’.

* It’ll probably happen again.
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
* Yeah, but even as a prince, I don’t get a ton of spotlight.
* You're the prince, darling. You already do.
* I’m fine with that, I don’t really need that many eyes on me..
October 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM