⠀⠀—クリス.
@krismaseve.bsky.social
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⠀⠀—𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯—𝙄'𝙢 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙖 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡.
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⠀⠀—𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯—𝙄'𝙢 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙖 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡.
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Pinned
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⠀Nope, it ain't...
⠀⠀[ Another quiet chuckle. ]
⠀...'m'Kris.
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⠀Nope, it ain't...
⠀⠀[ Another quiet chuckle. ]
⠀...'m'Kris.
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dude, we might be screwed.. but a little roadbump isn't gonna stop two sleuths like us, right?
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⠀...honestly... I'unno.
⠀⠀[ They shrug a little. ]
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⠀...honestly... I'unno.
⠀⠀[ They shrug a little. ]
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January 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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⠀Nope, it ain't...
⠀⠀[ Another quiet chuckle. ]
⠀...'m'Kris.
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⠀Nope, it ain't...
⠀⠀[ Another quiet chuckle. ]
⠀...'m'Kris.
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Reposted by ⠀⠀—クリス.
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⠀I want to close the distance between me and my old best friend but that distance and the pain in my heart that it brings are all I truly deserve. I'm a danger to her and everyone I love and I'm a selfish piece of shit for wanting to go back to how things used to be. made instant vanilla pudding
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⠀I want to close the distance between me and my old best friend but that distance and the pain in my heart that it brings are all I truly deserve. I'm a danger to her and everyone I love and I'm a selfish piece of shit for wanting to go back to how things used to be. made instant vanilla pudding
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September 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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⠀I want to close the distance between me and my old best friend but that distance and the pain in my heart that it brings are all I truly deserve. I'm a danger to her and everyone I love and I'm a selfish piece of shit for wanting to go back to how things used to be. made instant vanilla pudding
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⠀I want to close the distance between me and my old best friend but that distance and the pain in my heart that it brings are all I truly deserve. I'm a danger to her and everyone I love and I'm a selfish piece of shit for wanting to go back to how things used to be. made instant vanilla pudding
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// mmm we love it when Kris blames themselves for Dess going away //
January 4, 2026 at 11:43 PM
// mmm we love it when Kris blames themselves for Dess going away //
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You could always bother Carol...
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⠀⠀[ They haven't felt like Kris in a long, long time. ]
⠀...not much trouble to get into in the first place.
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⠀⠀[ They haven't felt like Kris in a long, long time. ]
⠀...not much trouble to get into in the first place.
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January 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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⠀. . .
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⠀⠀[ They haven't felt like Kris in a long, long time. ]
⠀...not much trouble to get into in the first place.
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⠀⠀[ They haven't felt like Kris in a long, long time. ]
⠀...not much trouble to get into in the first place.
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You must not be Kris then, fahaha--
( Cough, cough. )
( Cough, cough. )
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⠀⠀[ No. No, not at all. ]
⠀...yep.
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⠀⠀[ No. No, not at all. ]
⠀...yep.
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January 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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⠀⠀[ They haven't felt like Kris in a long, long time. ]
⠀...not much trouble to get into in the first place.
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⠀⠀[ They haven't felt like Kris in a long, long time. ]
⠀...not much trouble to get into in the first place.
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⠀⠀[ No. No, not at all. ]
⠀...yep.
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⠀⠀[ No. No, not at all. ]
⠀...yep.
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...
You been keepin' outta trouble, then?
You been keepin' outta trouble, then?
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⠀He is, yeah.
⠀⠀[ They don't elaborate. ]
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⠀He is, yeah.
⠀⠀[ They don't elaborate. ]
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January 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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⠀⠀[ No. No, not at all. ]
⠀...yep.
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⠀⠀[ No. No, not at all. ]
⠀...yep.
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⠀He is, yeah.
⠀⠀[ They don't elaborate. ]
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⠀He is, yeah.
⠀⠀[ They don't elaborate. ]
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What? Why's she go and do THAT? Berdly seems like a good kid.
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⠀Oh, you meant 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.
⠀Yeah, that happens sometimes. I'm not worried about that.
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⠀Oh, you meant 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.
⠀Yeah, that happens sometimes. I'm not worried about that.
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January 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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⠀He is, yeah.
⠀⠀[ They don't elaborate. ]
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⠀He is, yeah.
⠀⠀[ They don't elaborate. ]
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⠀Oh, you meant 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.
⠀Yeah, that happens sometimes. I'm not worried about that.
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⠀Oh, you meant 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.
⠀Yeah, that happens sometimes. I'm not worried about that.
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Noelle choking Berdly...
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⠀The opposi—? Aaaaand I just noticed the duck. Why does that duck look like that?
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⠀The opposi—? Aaaaand I just noticed the duck. Why does that duck look like that?
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January 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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⠀Oh, you meant 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.
⠀Yeah, that happens sometimes. I'm not worried about that.
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⠀Oh, you meant 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.
⠀Yeah, that happens sometimes. I'm not worried about that.
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⠀The opposi—? Aaaaand I just noticed the duck. Why does that duck look like that?
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⠀The opposi—? Aaaaand I just noticed the duck. Why does that duck look like that?
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I'm more concerned about the opposite corner.
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⠀...is that my dad—?
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⠀...is that my dad—?
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January 4, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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⠀The opposi—? Aaaaand I just noticed the duck. Why does that duck look like that?
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⠀The opposi—? Aaaaand I just noticed the duck. Why does that duck look like that?
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⠀...honestly... I'unno.
⠀⠀[ They shrug a little. ]
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⠀...honestly... I'unno.
⠀⠀[ They shrug a little. ]
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woah, cool it a little, will you? any louder and the entire town'll know about our top secret plan.
[ she's joking, of course. ]
anyways, let's build this shit. do you have a science lab or something i can borrow?
[ she's joking, of course. ]
anyways, let's build this shit. do you have a science lab or something i can borrow?
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⠀⠀[ They can't help but chuckle a little at this. With their hushed voice, they quietly chant: ]
⠀Pipe bomb, pipe bomb, pipe bomb, pipe bomb—
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⠀⠀[ They can't help but chuckle a little at this. With their hushed voice, they quietly chant: ]
⠀Pipe bomb, pipe bomb, pipe bomb, pipe bomb—
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January 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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⠀...honestly... I'unno.
⠀⠀[ They shrug a little. ]
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⠀...honestly... I'unno.
⠀⠀[ They shrug a little. ]
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⠀...is that my dad—?
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⠀...is that my dad—?
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'Cept those little digital cards someone keeps sendin' me. They're nice.
a get well soon greeting card with a cartoon character
ALT: a get well soon greeting card with a cartoon character
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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⠀...is that my dad—?
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⠀...is that my dad—?
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Reposted by ⠀⠀—クリス.
'Cept those little digital cards someone keeps sendin' me. They're nice.
a get well soon greeting card with a cartoon character
ALT: a get well soon greeting card with a cartoon character
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
'Cept those little digital cards someone keeps sendin' me. They're nice.
Reposted by ⠀⠀—クリス.
Sucks I'm stuck in a hospital, most of the time. Feels like I miss everything.
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Sucks I'm stuck in a hospital, most of the time. Feels like I miss everything.
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⠀⠀[ They can't help but chuckle a little at this. With their hushed voice, they quietly chant: ]
⠀Pipe bomb, pipe bomb, pipe bomb, pipe bomb—
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⠀⠀[ They can't help but chuckle a little at this. With their hushed voice, they quietly chant: ]
⠀Pipe bomb, pipe bomb, pipe bomb, pipe bomb—
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well, if it's to save the world, then i guess that makes you a hero. very well, you can be my apprentice, young jedi.
let's go make a fucking bomb.. i guess.
let's go make a fucking bomb.. i guess.
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⠀Hmm... is “chucking it at my enemy and blowing them up for the sake of the world” dastardly?
⠀⠀[ They're not lying about that. If they had a pipe bomb, they'd bring it into the next Dark World and throw it at the Knight. ]
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⠀Hmm... is “chucking it at my enemy and blowing them up for the sake of the world” dastardly?
⠀⠀[ They're not lying about that. If they had a pipe bomb, they'd bring it into the next Dark World and throw it at the Knight. ]
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January 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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⠀⠀[ They can't help but chuckle a little at this. With their hushed voice, they quietly chant: ]
⠀Pipe bomb, pipe bomb, pipe bomb, pipe bomb—
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⠀⠀[ They can't help but chuckle a little at this. With their hushed voice, they quietly chant: ]
⠀Pipe bomb, pipe bomb, pipe bomb, pipe bomb—
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⠀Hmm... is “chucking it at my enemy and blowing them up for the sake of the world” dastardly?
⠀⠀[ They're not lying about that. If they had a pipe bomb, they'd bring it into the next Dark World and throw it at the Knight. ]
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⠀Hmm... is “chucking it at my enemy and blowing them up for the sake of the world” dastardly?
⠀⠀[ They're not lying about that. If they had a pipe bomb, they'd bring it into the next Dark World and throw it at the Knight. ]
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💭 ( okay, that makes me REALLY curious, actually.. )
i mean, i could also just tell you how i did it... unless you're going to use it for dastardly deeds.
i mean, i could also just tell you how i did it... unless you're going to use it for dastardly deeds.
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⠀...that reminds me. I got a geek on speed-dial, too. Maybe he can teach me how...
⠀⠀[ No, Kris, Ralsei isn't going to teach you how to make a pipe bomb. ]
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⠀...that reminds me. I got a geek on speed-dial, too. Maybe he can teach me how...
⠀⠀[ No, Kris, Ralsei isn't going to teach you how to make a pipe bomb. ]
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January 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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⠀Hmm... is “chucking it at my enemy and blowing them up for the sake of the world” dastardly?
⠀⠀[ They're not lying about that. If they had a pipe bomb, they'd bring it into the next Dark World and throw it at the Knight. ]
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⠀Hmm... is “chucking it at my enemy and blowing them up for the sake of the world” dastardly?
⠀⠀[ They're not lying about that. If they had a pipe bomb, they'd bring it into the next Dark World and throw it at the Knight. ]
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⠀...that reminds me. I got a geek on speed-dial, too. Maybe he can teach me how...
⠀⠀[ No, Kris, Ralsei isn't going to teach you how to make a pipe bomb. ]
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⠀...that reminds me. I got a geek on speed-dial, too. Maybe he can teach me how...
⠀⠀[ No, Kris, Ralsei isn't going to teach you how to make a pipe bomb. ]
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you need a lot of bitchin' sciencey-bullshit to make it actually work.. i wouldn't have even figured it out if it wasn't for my geek on speed dial.
💭 ( i won't question why they were trying to make a pipe bomb in school. )
💭 ( i won't question why they were trying to make a pipe bomb in school. )
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⠀...I tried makin' one of those in school once, when I was younger. Pretty hard to do with nothin' but cardboard and duct tape...
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⠀...I tried makin' one of those in school once, when I was younger. Pretty hard to do with nothin' but cardboard and duct tape...
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January 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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⠀...that reminds me. I got a geek on speed-dial, too. Maybe he can teach me how...
⠀⠀[ No, Kris, Ralsei isn't going to teach you how to make a pipe bomb. ]
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⠀...that reminds me. I got a geek on speed-dial, too. Maybe he can teach me how...
⠀⠀[ No, Kris, Ralsei isn't going to teach you how to make a pipe bomb. ]
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// Blue Kris's more relaxed reaction to Rudy's presence vs. them being super quiet and apprehensive at Carol's presence a few days ago Mhm Mhm //
January 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
// Blue Kris's more relaxed reaction to Rudy's presence vs. them being super quiet and apprehensive at Carol's presence a few days ago Mhm Mhm //
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⠀...I tried makin' one of those in school once, when I was younger. Pretty hard to do with nothin' but cardboard and duct tape...
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⠀...I tried makin' one of those in school once, when I was younger. Pretty hard to do with nothin' but cardboard and duct tape...
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January 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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⠀...I tried makin' one of those in school once, when I was younger. Pretty hard to do with nothin' but cardboard and duct tape...
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⠀...I tried makin' one of those in school once, when I was younger. Pretty hard to do with nothin' but cardboard and duct tape...
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Reposted by ⠀⠀—クリス.
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⠀...ah. Hey, Mr. Holiday.
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⠀...ah. Hey, Mr. Holiday.
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January 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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⠀...ah. Hey, Mr. Holiday.
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⠀...ah. Hey, Mr. Holiday.
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Reposted by ⠀⠀—クリス.
`` Sooner or later, I'm bustin' outta here! ``
《 Rudy Holiday from DELTARUNE 》
《 Portrayal penned by Vane 》
《 #utrp #drrp #undertalerp #deltarunerp 》
《 Rudy Holiday from DELTARUNE 》
《 Portrayal penned by Vane 》
《 #utrp #drrp #undertalerp #deltarunerp 》
January 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
`` Sooner or later, I'm bustin' outta here! ``
《 Rudy Holiday from DELTARUNE 》
《 Portrayal penned by Vane 》
《 #utrp #drrp #undertalerp #deltarunerp 》
《 Rudy Holiday from DELTARUNE 》
《 Portrayal penned by Vane 》
《 #utrp #drrp #undertalerp #deltarunerp 》
Reposted by ⠀⠀—クリス.
No one's going to save you.
January 4, 2026 at 9:24 AM
No one's going to save you.
Reposted by ⠀⠀—クリス.
// i need to stress just how weird monika is if you just let her talk. like she's a strange and unusual creature who says shit like this unprompted
January 4, 2026 at 4:26 AM
// i need to stress just how weird monika is if you just let her talk. like she's a strange and unusual creature who says shit like this unprompted
// still not as gay as my Kris getting bitten and having their blood drunk by Monika in a vampire costume but it's up there //
{{ still in shock. come back to kris after not wanting to for a bit because of Them and the first thing i do is some gay shit after a consensual kidnapping bsky rp is fucking scary
January 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
// still not as gay as my Kris getting bitten and having their blood drunk by Monika in a vampire costume but it's up there //
Reposted by ⠀⠀—クリス.
I am only flesh but you can cut me open and pull on my entrails if you want I won't mind.
December 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I am only flesh but you can cut me open and pull on my entrails if you want I won't mind.