Patches
@flowerpatch.me
plural system 🌸 queer, transfemme, largely agender, asexual, mostly demiromantic, neurospicy 🌸 vessel is 22 🌸 crafter, reader, learner, and more 🌸 not a person
using pigeons as a guidance system for our newest air to surface missile system
January 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
using pigeons as a guidance system for our newest air to surface missile system
assigned silly by polycule
January 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
assigned silly by polycule
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hello rpg folks! if you like stories about tragic time travelers trying to change their fates, you might enjoy the solo journaling game I just published on itch! #ttrpg #indierpg #journalinggame thecastlebuilder.itch.io/alone-in-the...
Alone in the Loop by paul
A game about a tragic time traveler and the burdens they bear alone
thecastlebuilder.itch.io
January 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
hello rpg folks! if you like stories about tragic time travelers trying to change their fates, you might enjoy the solo journaling game I just published on itch! #ttrpg #indierpg #journalinggame thecastlebuilder.itch.io/alone-in-the...
“for your safety, this printer comes packaged with a shotgun pre-loaded with one shot. if the printer emits any of the following noises, discharge the included shotgun into the printer IMMEDIATELY. failure to do so may result in grievous bodily harm, exsanguination, and/or death.”
January 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
“for your safety, this printer comes packaged with a shotgun pre-loaded with one shot. if the printer emits any of the following noises, discharge the included shotgun into the printer IMMEDIATELY. failure to do so may result in grievous bodily harm, exsanguination, and/or death.”
strongly believe that all residences should come equipped with a bottomless pit, yawning abyss, or howling void (builder’s preference). we want a friend
January 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
strongly believe that all residences should come equipped with a bottomless pit, yawning abyss, or howling void (builder’s preference). we want a friend
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"you would think—" no i would not. that is completely unrealistic
January 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"you would think—" no i would not. that is completely unrealistic
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i told her where the ham is
December 28, 2024 at 12:58 PM
i told her where the ham is
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they request to know where the ham is
December 27, 2024 at 11:39 AM
they request to know where the ham is
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Extremely Stealthy Cat Attempts to Sneak onto My Desk
December 10, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Extremely Stealthy Cat Attempts to Sneak onto My Desk
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i measure the success of my estrogen injections by one simple metric: how much i can't figure out where i actually stuck the needle (and where to put the bandaid) because it's not bleeding. the more clueless i am, the better it went
December 9, 2024 at 12:18 AM
i measure the success of my estrogen injections by one simple metric: how much i can't figure out where i actually stuck the needle (and where to put the bandaid) because it's not bleeding. the more clueless i am, the better it went
the giddy joy of finally figuring out how something mundane in your life works after months of wondering
December 6, 2024 at 8:01 PM
the giddy joy of finally figuring out how something mundane in your life works after months of wondering
billions of dollars and thousands of careers later, the tech industry has produced an autocorrect engine that provides no appreciable improvement in typing accuracy, but is substantially more frustrating to interact with
December 6, 2024 at 5:33 AM
billions of dollars and thousands of careers later, the tech industry has produced an autocorrect engine that provides no appreciable improvement in typing accuracy, but is substantially more frustrating to interact with
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Have you ever seen an angel crash?
No, not that kind of crash, where an errant gust of wind or a Fall sends an angel hurtling into the ground, but an internal crash, a shutdown.
No, not that kind of crash, where an errant gust of wind or a Fall sends an angel hurtling into the ground, but an internal crash, a shutdown.
December 5, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Have you ever seen an angel crash?
No, not that kind of crash, where an errant gust of wind or a Fall sends an angel hurtling into the ground, but an internal crash, a shutdown.
No, not that kind of crash, where an errant gust of wind or a Fall sends an angel hurtling into the ground, but an internal crash, a shutdown.
dude why are you keeping skeletons in the closet, are you a bigot or smth? let them come out
December 1, 2024 at 6:14 PM
dude why are you keeping skeletons in the closet, are you a bigot or smth? let them come out
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because I'm apparently in a spicy mood this morning
hating furries is inherently reactionary and a smokescreen for queerphobia 99% of the time
hating furries is inherently reactionary and a smokescreen for queerphobia 99% of the time
December 1, 2024 at 5:16 PM
because I'm apparently in a spicy mood this morning
hating furries is inherently reactionary and a smokescreen for queerphobia 99% of the time
hating furries is inherently reactionary and a smokescreen for queerphobia 99% of the time
it’s fucked up that nobody dies on black friday anymore. it used to _mean_ something. people used to _live._ now it’s just…faked discounts and corporatized tradition
November 29, 2024 at 6:31 PM
it’s fucked up that nobody dies on black friday anymore. it used to _mean_ something. people used to _live._ now it’s just…faked discounts and corporatized tradition
fuck “gaslight gatekeep girlboss” we’re gonna enter our “giggle gnaw girlfail” arc
November 24, 2024 at 4:29 AM
fuck “gaslight gatekeep girlboss” we’re gonna enter our “giggle gnaw girlfail” arc
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Okay so I already decided i like it enough to pick up a second fountain pen and some inks!
November 24, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Okay so I already decided i like it enough to pick up a second fountain pen and some inks!
patches has acquired CONTAINERS
August 1, 2023 at 10:27 PM
patches has acquired CONTAINERS
Finally done with this project! It’s a 3D-printed hexagonal grid wall, essentially a customizable pegboard. It’s composed of 12 grid sections slotted together and then bound with inserts; it’ll be wall-mounted using other inserts on each corner.
July 10, 2023 at 3:53 AM
Finally done with this project! It’s a 3D-printed hexagonal grid wall, essentially a customizable pegboard. It’s composed of 12 grid sections slotted together and then bound with inserts; it’ll be wall-mounted using other inserts on each corner.
kinda want shelves or trays on the sides of the loom
June 29, 2023 at 6:19 PM
kinda want shelves or trays on the sides of the loom
also, clasped weft experiment
June 29, 2023 at 5:01 PM
also, clasped weft experiment
attempting hemstitching for the first time?
June 29, 2023 at 5:00 PM
attempting hemstitching for the first time?
fear the gremlin that lives in the internet tubes and eats random notifications
May 25, 2023 at 2:51 AM
fear the gremlin that lives in the internet tubes and eats random notifications