May the Flo be with you
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Functionally unhinged internet user
Uncertified Loser
Star Wars • The Clones are my speciality
Uncertified Loser
Star Wars • The Clones are my speciality
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It was an honor to contribute this piece to the @theclonewarszine charity fan zine alongside so many incredible artists and their stunning work!
September 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It was an honor to contribute this piece to the @theclonewarszine charity fan zine alongside so many incredible artists and their stunning work!
Fantastic Four felt like having one couple in your friend group getting a kid and every single thing from that moment forward is about that child and I fucking hated it
July 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Fantastic Four felt like having one couple in your friend group getting a kid and every single thing from that moment forward is about that child and I fucking hated it
Modern Feng Shui: organising the disaster that is your company’s Microsoft Teams environment
June 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Modern Feng Shui: organising the disaster that is your company’s Microsoft Teams environment
I must admit that my 2025 bingo card did not include “finding out Iraqi’s are hilarious being caught between a rapidly escalating conflict” but here we are
June 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I must admit that my 2025 bingo card did not include “finding out Iraqi’s are hilarious being caught between a rapidly escalating conflict” but here we are
Squeeky Tank Military Parade
June 16, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Squeeky Tank Military Parade
Was about to go for a walk when I found out the batteries of my airpods+case are dead. Every day I have to suffer
March 26, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Was about to go for a walk when I found out the batteries of my airpods+case are dead. Every day I have to suffer
I just saw someone call X the Silicon Valley swastika 😍
March 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I just saw someone call X the Silicon Valley swastika 😍
Learning a new language and actually using it in a conversation are not the same thing
elmo the sesame street character is sitting on a shelf
Alt: elmo the sesame street character is sitting on a shelf
media.tenor.com
March 19, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Learning a new language and actually using it in a conversation are not the same thing
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Wearing shorts! Repotted a few plants on the balcony! Cleaned up winter grub!
March 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Wearing shorts! Repotted a few plants on the balcony! Cleaned up winter grub!
My entire life the world has been told the United States was the land of the free, and yet here we are. Why are you people not fighting this?
March 1, 2025 at 7:26 AM
My entire life the world has been told the United States was the land of the free, and yet here we are. Why are you people not fighting this?
The United States is an embarrassing ass country
March 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The United States is an embarrassing ass country
Got a raging case of PMS and tomorrow I will be playing the burly tank of a fighter, Malbec (after the wine), in the second part of a D&D two-shot. The character sheet fits my mood perfectly. The guys won’t know what hit them 😌
March 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Got a raging case of PMS and tomorrow I will be playing the burly tank of a fighter, Malbec (after the wine), in the second part of a D&D two-shot. The character sheet fits my mood perfectly. The guys won’t know what hit them 😌
This is me from my balcony as the local government is finally constructing a little park instead of just tiled tundra in front of my house that my bf and I fought for, like the true Leslie Knopes we are
February 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
This is me from my balcony as the local government is finally constructing a little park instead of just tiled tundra in front of my house that my bf and I fought for, like the true Leslie Knopes we are
The petrifying anxiety has been great this week. Accomplished absolutely nothing so far
February 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The petrifying anxiety has been great this week. Accomplished absolutely nothing so far
Idea: A sister to the Dark Web, called the Light Web, and it’s just a very simplistic version of the internet with a good search engine, Wikipedia, (invite-era) Bluesky, and stuff like that. No ads, no garbage, no subscription-based models, no AI, no engagement, no clout allowed
February 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Idea: A sister to the Dark Web, called the Light Web, and it’s just a very simplistic version of the internet with a good search engine, Wikipedia, (invite-era) Bluesky, and stuff like that. No ads, no garbage, no subscription-based models, no AI, no engagement, no clout allowed
My brain has been acting like a Sim whose actions keep getting cancelled
February 26, 2025 at 9:19 AM
My brain has been acting like a Sim whose actions keep getting cancelled
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A Polish acquaintance went to British Museum specifically to see this tablet only to be cheated by Ea-nasir from beyond the grave
February 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A Polish acquaintance went to British Museum specifically to see this tablet only to be cheated by Ea-nasir from beyond the grave
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[Thread] George Lucas, the three-second rule and the Jedi Starfighter example
It's a story that Doug Chiang (responsible for some of the finest Star Wars spaceship designs of the last 25 years) often tells at his conferences.
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It's a story that Doug Chiang (responsible for some of the finest Star Wars spaceship designs of the last 25 years) often tells at his conferences.
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February 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Happy birthday to Doug Chiang!
"Our job as designers early on in the process with the story team is to create inspirational images which can maybe inform the writers as well. For me it’s trying to set the visual bar as high as possible."
"Our job as designers early on in the process with the story team is to create inspirational images which can maybe inform the writers as well. For me it’s trying to set the visual bar as high as possible."
February 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Happy birthday to Doug Chiang!
"Our job as designers early on in the process with the story team is to create inspirational images which can maybe inform the writers as well. For me it’s trying to set the visual bar as high as possible."
"Our job as designers early on in the process with the story team is to create inspirational images which can maybe inform the writers as well. For me it’s trying to set the visual bar as high as possible."
Bingewatched all three seasons of Vox Machina in two days in between feverish naps and got so so very attached to the characters 🥹🤍
February 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Bingewatched all three seasons of Vox Machina in two days in between feverish naps and got so so very attached to the characters 🥹🤍
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Elephant calf update: very baby
February 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Elephant calf update: very baby
Just found out the perfume I’ve been wearing every day for the past 14 years has been discontinued and I honestly feel like I’m going to throw up
January 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Just found out the perfume I’ve been wearing every day for the past 14 years has been discontinued and I honestly feel like I’m going to throw up
I’m tired of America as a concept honestly
January 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’m tired of America as a concept honestly