My general experience is that the prettier and more expensive a cookie is, the more disappointing its flavor. The entire time I'm eating them, I'm just thinking that I could have an entire package of something delicious for less money.

I’d like a book of New Yorker cartoons. I don’t see why it’s so bad…
*Remembers I turn 40 in a couple months*
Carry on.

Totally true, though I think the biggest issue is that getting an all expenses paid European vacation was the primary goal, making a coherent movie came second.

This thread really clarifies why I dislike Ocean's 12 compared to 11 and 13. It builds tension with life and death stakes as things keep going wrong, and the ending is "oh, they solved everything at the end of the first act and have just been intentionally screwing up for most of the film."

Two Point Museum just got a Switch 2 release and is wonderful. It also has support the mouse mode.

The Shanghai Disneyland version of Pirates is called "Pirates of the Caribbean: Battle for the Sunken Treasure," so you're not wrong.

As a Columbo fan, he’ll always be Donald ‘LIQUID FILTH’ Pleasance.

I'd go for a big red button labeled "Destroy Weather Machine" that drops a 16-ton weight on their head.

My Indiana High School had no auditorium or football field for decades because they blew so much money on the basketball court. There's a great movie to be made about that delusional obsession, but I'm pretty sure it'd get you violently thrown out of the state for making it.

You can’t fit a Spirit Halloween in a Cybertruck.

Now I need a Sesame Street version of “Feel Good Hit of the Summer” where the chorus is “C-c-c-c-cookie!”

That one doubly hurts because it’s a gross inversion of the song’s actual meaning. From “I’d give up everything I have for enlightenment and love” to “true fulfillment is buying a car at these low, low prices.”