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Thee Mr Carr
@flordecke.bsky.social
Father, MARATHON FINISHER, Columbus Crew, Crew2, and Orlando Pride Supporter. Crystal Palace Sufferer. Ohio Ex-pat in Florida.

We don't want any more visitors, PODCASTERS, well-wishers, or distant relations.

I don't proofread before I post...
On the last two bruise from our trip North on decision day. Big ups to land grant and Great lakes for making my weekends amazing!
What beers should I get for the next trip?
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Since Mac wanted to play barber, I let him play Barber... He was very prepared for the role...
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Whole body
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
In the arms of my angel....
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Mac wanted to cut his own hair .... My wife's gonna be pissed ...
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Watching KC Current lose in their own house tastes so much better.... #VamosPride
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
First post marathon race. Let's get it! #FTC #TomWalkerHalf #TomWalker5K
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Let's go Gotham! #NWSL #Crew96 Beat KC!!! (So I can go to the Orlando Gotham match next week!)....
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Who's Haley Hanson? #chant get your shit together!
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
A lady at Publix asked if I was dealing today. I went to the front fridge, grabbed three red bulls, asked for $20 cash back. I am wearing a full Adidas tracksuit.... So I kind of get it...
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
75% of voters agree to something, but the Governor doesn't like it so we're not gonna... .... .... .... The Floridian Government is a joke.
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Still having problems with my shin splints from two and a half weeks ago. I can walk but after about a mile I just lose out on running.... 😡😡😡😡 Peeeeassssssed
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Fox news, and Johnson Thompson can get bent for this headline. That sex test was bunk. This is straight up racist and transphobic. And they fucking know it.

And Mellon farmer has two last names as a first name....
November 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Don't you love it when your donut is flat?....

Love my wife for being with me when shit happens. She keeps me sane....
November 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
November 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Tell me these sons of bitches aren't up for some fun
November 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
.... Yep. Florida has given me 'thin blood'. 60° Fahrenheit...
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Gu and Land Grant... Guess which one I liked better... It is not that difficult...
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Check out what came in the mail today!
October 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Patrick Schulte is Him. #Crew96
October 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Red Card! #Halloween
October 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM