Thee Mr Carr
@flordecke.bsky.social
Father, MARATHON FINISHER, Columbus Crew, Crew2, and Orlando Pride Supporter. Crystal Palace Sufferer. Ohio Ex-pat in Florida.
We don't want any more visitors, PODCASTERS, well-wishers, or distant relations.
I don't proofread before I post...
We don't want any more visitors, PODCASTERS, well-wishers, or distant relations.
I don't proofread before I post...
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My run tonight looked like an alligator.
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My run tonight looked like an alligator.
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edible mascots infers digestible mascots. in this analysis i will *manager slams my laptop shut*
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
edible mascots infers digestible mascots. in this analysis i will *manager slams my laptop shut*
All of my kids were going to take a test on the AP website today.... It is currently down..... ..... ..... Guess we're watching a movie?
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
All of my kids were going to take a test on the AP website today.... It is currently down..... ..... ..... Guess we're watching a movie?
What am I going to do with my top 11 team with Nancy leaves? I can't rename my character... Do I switch my team?
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
What am I going to do with my top 11 team with Nancy leaves? I can't rename my character... Do I switch my team?
And with that, my 2025 soccer is done. On to 2026.
November 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
And with that, my 2025 soccer is done. On to 2026.
Weeeeeeeeell fuck.
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Weeeeeeeeell fuck.
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fair play to Orlando supporters, that's so timely and funny as hell
you can see it in view near Lemos's head on this corner and when they cut to the wide angle after the kick is taken
you can see it in view near Lemos's head on this corner and when they cut to the wide angle after the kick is taken
November 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
fair play to Orlando supporters, that's so timely and funny as hell
you can see it in view near Lemos's head on this corner and when they cut to the wide angle after the kick is taken
you can see it in view near Lemos's head on this corner and when they cut to the wide angle after the kick is taken
Im gonna say it, Orlando Pride is not Orlando City. We have our own chants.... Why are we doing OC Shit? You guys didn't make the playoffs, did you?
November 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Im gonna say it, Orlando Pride is not Orlando City. We have our own chants.... Why are we doing OC Shit? You guys didn't make the playoffs, did you?
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Oh my god the Orlando supporters turning this into a flag
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Oh my god the Orlando supporters turning this into a flag
This song os so repeatitive.... We need to get more creative ....
a child is doing a handstand on a swing over a puddle of water
ALT: a child is doing a handstand on a swing over a puddle of water
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This song os so repeatitive.... We need to get more creative ....
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We need one for the rest of the team! #VamosPride
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
We need one for the rest of the team! #VamosPride
Legit had a nightmare that we went into Crewsmas with no head coach. Started making a list of good candidates:
Courtois, Curtin, Wolff (just to say fuck you), Dennis Sanchez from NMU, Brian Maisonneuve from tOSU, or Nilfried Wancy... He's French.
Courtois, Curtin, Wolff (just to say fuck you), Dennis Sanchez from NMU, Brian Maisonneuve from tOSU, or Nilfried Wancy... He's French.
a cartoon character wearing sunglasses and a hood with sh written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character wearing sunglasses and a hood with sh written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Legit had a nightmare that we went into Crewsmas with no head coach. Started making a list of good candidates:
Courtois, Curtin, Wolff (just to say fuck you), Dennis Sanchez from NMU, Brian Maisonneuve from tOSU, or Nilfried Wancy... He's French.
Courtois, Curtin, Wolff (just to say fuck you), Dennis Sanchez from NMU, Brian Maisonneuve from tOSU, or Nilfried Wancy... He's French.
When you have to start redefining what a pedophile is, you've lost the plot...
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
When you have to start redefining what a pedophile is, you've lost the plot...
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Look out for this p.o.s. "declaration". It's just the heritage foundation taking over her department of education.
Look out for this p.o.s. "declaration". It's just the heritage foundation taking over her department of education.
Florida becomes the first state in the nation to adopt the Phoenix Declaration - Alachua Chronicle
“Throughout Governor Ron DeSantis’ tenure, education in Florida has been guided by many of the principles embodied in the Phoenix Declaration,” said Commissioner of Education Anastasios Kamoutsas. “By...
alachuachronicle.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
alachuachronicle.com/florida-beco...
Look out for this p.o.s. "declaration". It's just the heritage foundation taking over her department of education.
Look out for this p.o.s. "declaration". It's just the heritage foundation taking over her department of education.
Cough #Crew96 Cough Issa ...👇👇👇
New Mexico United has become one of the USL’s most consistent organizations, one that’s a springboard into the MLS coaching ranks.
What makes United so resilient and so successful? I spoke to sporting director Itamar Keinan to find out.
www.backheeled.com/how-new-mexi...
What makes United so resilient and so successful? I spoke to sporting director Itamar Keinan to find out.
www.backheeled.com/how-new-mexi...
How New Mexico United has become the USL’s top coaching factory
With a track record of sending managers to MLS and a rising young coach at the helm of this year’s trophy contender, New Mexico is doing plenty right.
www.backheeled.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Cough #Crew96 Cough Issa ...👇👇👇
Coworker "Where's everyone for our 8 o'clock meeting?"
Me "I don't know but I'm just standing here and looking pretty. Cuz that's what I'm best at. 😉👉."
Me "I don't know but I'm just standing here and looking pretty. Cuz that's what I'm best at. 😉👉."
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Coworker "Where's everyone for our 8 o'clock meeting?"
Me "I don't know but I'm just standing here and looking pretty. Cuz that's what I'm best at. 😉👉."
Me "I don't know but I'm just standing here and looking pretty. Cuz that's what I'm best at. 😉👉."
Hot take: We are giving up on Americans ever loving the sport and trying to appease the internationals.
BREAKING: MLS owners have voted and passed a schedule change. The league will run from the late summer months through May.
This is due to start in summer of 2027. MLS will take winter break in Jan/Feb
More from @paultenorio.bsky.social on the ground at BOG meeting: www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
This is due to start in summer of 2027. MLS will take winter break in Jan/Feb
More from @paultenorio.bsky.social on the ground at BOG meeting: www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
MLS owners vote to flip schedule to European calendar, change format starting in 2027
MLS will soon align with leagues that play from the fall to the spring after a transformational decision made by its owners
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Hot take: We are giving up on Americans ever loving the sport and trying to appease the internationals.
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Saying the calendar is an example of American exceptionalism as opposed to things like a salary cap or not having a genuine soccer pyramid, pro/rel or balanced schedule is maybe the most disingenuous thing Don Garber’s ever said. And we don’t throw that around lightly.
"Being one of the few that isn’t aligned with the international calendar has us almost have an American exceptionalism," Don Garber said. "Saying that we’re going to play the game the way we want to play it, as opposed to the way the rest of the world plays it."
www.inquirer.com/soccer/mls-w...
www.inquirer.com/soccer/mls-w...
MLS will move to a winter-centric schedule in 2027
The plan is for the 2027-28 campaign to start in late July, stop from mid-December to mid-February, resume the regular season through April, then have the playoffs in May.
www.inquirer.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Saying the calendar is an example of American exceptionalism as opposed to things like a salary cap or not having a genuine soccer pyramid, pro/rel or balanced schedule is maybe the most disingenuous thing Don Garber’s ever said. And we don’t throw that around lightly.
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Looking forward to a raft of state-level prosecutions of these thugs
See how Donald Trump is creating his own police force
www.economist.com/interactive/...
See how Donald Trump is creating his own police force
www.economist.com/interactive/...
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Looking forward to a raft of state-level prosecutions of these thugs
See how Donald Trump is creating his own police force
www.economist.com/interactive/...
See how Donald Trump is creating his own police force
www.economist.com/interactive/...