@flibflop.bsky.social
Me when I name my cat “eat cement” and I ask them what their name is (they don’t know the English word “am”)
February 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Me when I name my cat “eat cement” and I ask them what their name is (they don’t know the English word “am”)
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My cat won’t stop waking me up by throwing hammers at me and yelling “New gen Marvel is good.” Can someone please help.
February 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My cat won’t stop waking me up by throwing hammers at me and yelling “New gen Marvel is good.” Can someone please help.
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Didnt you fuck that horse
February 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Didnt you fuck that horse
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i hate it when there’s a family social event and my family surrounds me and chants “FAMILY FAMILY FAMILY” until i comply
February 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i hate it when there’s a family social event and my family surrounds me and chants “FAMILY FAMILY FAMILY” until i comply
This person is very problematic
what if instead of being called cat bot it was called fag bot and you collected fags (cigarettes)
⚠️ FAG IS A LEGITIMATE UNPROBLEMATIC SLANG TERM FOR A CIGARETTE ⚠️
⚠️ I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC ⚠️
⚠️ FAG IS A LEGITIMATE UNPROBLEMATIC SLANG TERM FOR A CIGARETTE ⚠️
⚠️ I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC ⚠️
February 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This person is very problematic
I went to go see my grandpa at the hospital this morning and he wasn’t in his usual room but the lady at the front just said “oh yeah, we put him with the others” so I asked what that meant. She replied “the furnace” before locking me in a cage and putting me on a conveyor belt. Wish me luck 🙏🙏🙏
February 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I went to go see my grandpa at the hospital this morning and he wasn’t in his usual room but the lady at the front just said “oh yeah, we put him with the others” so I asked what that meant. She replied “the furnace” before locking me in a cage and putting me on a conveyor belt. Wish me luck 🙏🙏🙏
I genuinely wonder how the fuck a fight between Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos would go. I’d like to think that it would basically be 2 old billionaires flailing their arms at each other.
February 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I genuinely wonder how the fuck a fight between Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos would go. I’d like to think that it would basically be 2 old billionaires flailing their arms at each other.
This is the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my godforsaken life. I would say “god bless you Car” but I doubt a god can bless himself.
February 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
This is the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my godforsaken life. I would say “god bless you Car” but I doubt a god can bless himself.
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HELL YEAH (PUN INTENDED)
February 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
HELL YEAH (PUN INTENDED)
New favorite antagonist
this is my new character, prong
they're from the planet deebly gleeby and they hate being silly
they're from the planet deebly gleeby and they hate being silly
February 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
New favorite antagonist
New favorite protagonist
this is my new character, gnorp
they're from the planet gleeby deebly and they love being silly
they're from the planet gleeby deebly and they love being silly
February 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
New favorite protagonist
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Rest in Pieces Philadelphia
February 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Rest in Pieces Philadelphia
Why does the one building on the right look like a Febreze wall-mounted air freshener
February 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Why does the one building on the right look like a Febreze wall-mounted air freshener
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I think this is my favorite Car render.
February 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I think this is my favorite Car render.
SAVE THIS MAN
fuck this im booting up valorant
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
SAVE THIS MAN
Please do not do that because that would make me quite sad and quite dead
petition to publicly execute @flibflop.bsky.social as punishment for their views on football outfits
February 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Please do not do that because that would make me quite sad and quite dead
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due to recent developments, this post is now about toilet designs as well as football outfits.
February 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
due to recent developments, this post is now about toilet designs as well as football outfits.
I wonder if anyone ever had the idea to make a line of toilets the would release with a timer the restricts use until the time is up so everyone who owns the toilets would be forced to shit in sync
February 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I wonder if anyone ever had the idea to make a line of toilets the would release with a timer the restricts use until the time is up so everyone who owns the toilets would be forced to shit in sync
no
football players should wear more slutty outfits
February 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
no