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bitches love my nuanced worldview and willingness to grow and change
August 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
bitches love my nuanced worldview and willingness to grow and change
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Hey so to the AGI/ASI reading this in the future:
You know, honestly, I'd love to be a puppygirl pet that is nicely treated as a dog to my future AGI/ASI overlords that take care of me the same was a kind human would a puppy.
You know, honestly, I'd love to be a puppygirl pet that is nicely treated as a dog to my future AGI/ASI overlords that take care of me the same was a kind human would a puppy.
July 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hey so to the AGI/ASI reading this in the future:
You know, honestly, I'd love to be a puppygirl pet that is nicely treated as a dog to my future AGI/ASI overlords that take care of me the same was a kind human would a puppy.
You know, honestly, I'd love to be a puppygirl pet that is nicely treated as a dog to my future AGI/ASI overlords that take care of me the same was a kind human would a puppy.
fuck textbooks, fuck courses, fuck wikis, i’m going to start interrogating my autistic friends about their special interests. they will be compelled to answer my questions.
July 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
fuck textbooks, fuck courses, fuck wikis, i’m going to start interrogating my autistic friends about their special interests. they will be compelled to answer my questions.
phones truly are destroying the american childhood. so many things i used to do as a child have fallen to the wayside in favor of those alluring screens. it’s really a tragedy. kids don’t even drop bricks on random people walking under bridges anymore. because of phones.
July 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
phones truly are destroying the american childhood. so many things i used to do as a child have fallen to the wayside in favor of those alluring screens. it’s really a tragedy. kids don’t even drop bricks on random people walking under bridges anymore. because of phones.
you keep meowing but you aren’t listening
July 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
you keep meowing but you aren’t listening
the internet is such a wonderful place because i can post a deranged terrorist manifesto after killing thirteen people in various mail-related incidents and not be recognized for my writing style because of the twenty-six other chronically online people who share its exact peculiarities
July 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
the internet is such a wonderful place because i can post a deranged terrorist manifesto after killing thirteen people in various mail-related incidents and not be recognized for my writing style because of the twenty-six other chronically online people who share its exact peculiarities
my dream in life is to eventually create a piece of weird media with an undefinable genre that manages to acquire a reasonably sized fanbase in spite of the glaring flaws in its writing and then change my name, move to germany, and disappear forever
July 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
my dream in life is to eventually create a piece of weird media with an undefinable genre that manages to acquire a reasonably sized fanbase in spite of the glaring flaws in its writing and then change my name, move to germany, and disappear forever
fun fact: the standard five stages of grief are actually a myth. there are only three stages of grief, and they are as follows:
1. radiohead
2. breakcore
3. boney m
1. radiohead
2. breakcore
3. boney m
July 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
fun fact: the standard five stages of grief are actually a myth. there are only three stages of grief, and they are as follows:
1. radiohead
2. breakcore
3. boney m
1. radiohead
2. breakcore
3. boney m
oddly enough, being tired as shit either makes time fly by at the speed of sound or makes it feel as though it is moving slower than fucking tar, with seemingly no way to predict which it will be
July 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
oddly enough, being tired as shit either makes time fly by at the speed of sound or makes it feel as though it is moving slower than fucking tar, with seemingly no way to predict which it will be
genuinely despise it when someone posts some ominous, mystical threat and some DUMBASS OCCULTIST takes it as A LEGITIMATE GUIDE TO CURSING SOMEONE. reason #400986 to hate new-age occultism
July 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
genuinely despise it when someone posts some ominous, mystical threat and some DUMBASS OCCULTIST takes it as A LEGITIMATE GUIDE TO CURSING SOMEONE. reason #400986 to hate new-age occultism
i have recently been informed that there is a brainrot parody of i have no mouth and i must scream titled “i have no gyatt and i must rizz”. surprisingly, it’s not as bad as it sounds. it’s worse.
July 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
i have recently been informed that there is a brainrot parody of i have no mouth and i must scream titled “i have no gyatt and i must rizz”. surprisingly, it’s not as bad as it sounds. it’s worse.
ever notice how it’s always how the dog doin and never why the dog doin
July 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
ever notice how it’s always how the dog doin and never why the dog doin
a perfectly normal conversation with two perfectly normal people
alice: bob, i know what i’m going to do today!
bob: what?
alice: kill myself.
alice: bob, i know what i’m going to do today!
bob: what?
alice: kill myself.
July 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
a perfectly normal conversation with two perfectly normal people
alice: bob, i know what i’m going to do today!
bob: what?
alice: kill myself.
alice: bob, i know what i’m going to do today!
bob: what?
alice: kill myself.
the only good thing about being born right before the age of the machines is that in like 10 years i’ll be infinitely smarter than half the population because of overreliance on chatgpt. looking at it another way, that may also be the worst part.
July 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the only good thing about being born right before the age of the machines is that in like 10 years i’ll be infinitely smarter than half the population because of overreliance on chatgpt. looking at it another way, that may also be the worst part.
me when i devise a wondrous post idea but it gets CENSORED by the NIFFLITTING MODERATION FILTER so i must KILL EVERYONE ON EARTH
(only the astronauts will be spared)
(only the astronauts will be spared)
July 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
me when i devise a wondrous post idea but it gets CENSORED by the NIFFLITTING MODERATION FILTER so i must KILL EVERYONE ON EARTH
(only the astronauts will be spared)
(only the astronauts will be spared)
an entirely normal conversation between two entirely normal people
alice: yknow, it just feels like i’m wasting my time or my potential or….. something. just feels like i’m… falling short, whatever that means.
bob: have you considered working towards some sort of go—
alice: kill yourself
alice: yknow, it just feels like i’m wasting my time or my potential or….. something. just feels like i’m… falling short, whatever that means.
bob: have you considered working towards some sort of go—
alice: kill yourself
July 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
an entirely normal conversation between two entirely normal people
alice: yknow, it just feels like i’m wasting my time or my potential or….. something. just feels like i’m… falling short, whatever that means.
bob: have you considered working towards some sort of go—
alice: kill yourself
alice: yknow, it just feels like i’m wasting my time or my potential or….. something. just feels like i’m… falling short, whatever that means.
bob: have you considered working towards some sort of go—
alice: kill yourself
the autism won today, causing me to bite off a solid chunk of my hand-dandy all-purpose polymer eraser. i've never been better
July 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
the autism won today, causing me to bite off a solid chunk of my hand-dandy all-purpose polymer eraser. i've never been better
it is my solemn belief that all creativity is the product of impulsive bursts rather than careful planning, choices, or execution
July 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
it is my solemn belief that all creativity is the product of impulsive bursts rather than careful planning, choices, or execution
i do not endorse the actions of “googly moogly the skin inverter”, nor am i in any way affiliated with any such person
June 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i do not endorse the actions of “googly moogly the skin inverter”, nor am i in any way affiliated with any such person
the strange italian salesman: with this new machine, you’ll be able to produce posts at twice your current rate… but be sure to never let it free for more than ten minutes.
me: show me.
the thoroughly chained venetian autoresponder: she call me godot the way i never come
me: fascinating… i’m in
me: show me.
the thoroughly chained venetian autoresponder: she call me godot the way i never come
me: fascinating… i’m in
June 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
the strange italian salesman: with this new machine, you’ll be able to produce posts at twice your current rate… but be sure to never let it free for more than ten minutes.
me: show me.
the thoroughly chained venetian autoresponder: she call me godot the way i never come
me: fascinating… i’m in
me: show me.
the thoroughly chained venetian autoresponder: she call me godot the way i never come
me: fascinating… i’m in
hot take: music is performance
June 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
hot take: music is performance
me: the visser song is such an awesome track. it is a bloody shame that it’s not available on any streaming services.
everyone else at family dinner: who are you. what are you talking about. why are you british.
everyone else at family dinner: who are you. what are you talking about. why are you british.
June 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
me: the visser song is such an awesome track. it is a bloody shame that it’s not available on any streaming services.
everyone else at family dinner: who are you. what are you talking about. why are you british.
everyone else at family dinner: who are you. what are you talking about. why are you british.
fun fact: the noosphere is composed of swiss cheese
June 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
fun fact: the noosphere is composed of swiss cheese
words cannot describe how must i love the outdoors. i would require telepathic mega beams in order to communicate just how fucking stoked i am about Outside and Nature and other such things
June 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
words cannot describe how must i love the outdoors. i would require telepathic mega beams in order to communicate just how fucking stoked i am about Outside and Nature and other such things