Flat Satire
@flatsatire.bsky.social
Floating on a sea of fandom and pop culture in Texas. Love TCU Hornedfrogs, Dallas Stars, fan fiction, Severance, Good Omens, Marvel, Scifi, books, podcasts, meta anything, cute cats, and cozy naps. Still suffer from BBC Sherlock PTSD.
This is actual reality
February 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This is actual reality
My cat thinks he's this guy youtube.com/shorts/bRf4P... but a boi needs to dream
Norwegian forest cat running in slow motion #norwegianforestcat #bigcat #cat #catvideos
YouTube video by Tigris the Norwegian Cat
youtube.com
February 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My cat thinks he's this guy youtube.com/shorts/bRf4P... but a boi needs to dream
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the great thing about this is that Eagles fans were already insufferable
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
the great thing about this is that Eagles fans were already insufferable
Reposted by Flat Satire
Hi Congress, just want to give you a quick reminder of your required reading.
Don’t worry, it’s pretty short.
You ready?
It’s Article I of the Constitution.
Don’t worry, it’s pretty short.
You ready?
It’s Article I of the Constitution.
February 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hi Congress, just want to give you a quick reminder of your required reading.
Don’t worry, it’s pretty short.
You ready?
It’s Article I of the Constitution.
Don’t worry, it’s pretty short.
You ready?
It’s Article I of the Constitution.
Reposted by Flat Satire
Benedict Cumberbatch, Rosamund Pike and Anthony Hopkins (yes, we know, we kNOW) to star in Guy Ritchie's next project 'Wife & Dog'
variety.com/2024/film/gl...
variety.com/2024/film/gl...
Benedict Cumberbatch, Rosamund Pike, Anthony Hopkins to Lead Guy Ritchie’s Latest Aristocratic Adventure ‘Wife & Dog’ for Black Bear
Guy Ritchie's next feature delves once again into the backstabbing world of the British aristocracy
variety.com
November 12, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Benedict Cumberbatch, Rosamund Pike and Anthony Hopkins (yes, we know, we kNOW) to star in Guy Ritchie's next project 'Wife & Dog'
variety.com/2024/film/gl...
variety.com/2024/film/gl...
Just returned from vacation. Suddenly I'm being watched by hypervigilant cops convinced I'm a flight risk. They also feel I require food tasters and extra luggage inspections.
December 8, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Just returned from vacation. Suddenly I'm being watched by hypervigilant cops convinced I'm a flight risk. They also feel I require food tasters and extra luggage inspections.
that awkward moment when your son has to explain the meaning of the pineapple icon after you proudly emerge on vacation in this swimsuit
December 8, 2024 at 1:31 AM
that awkward moment when your son has to explain the meaning of the pineapple icon after you proudly emerge on vacation in this swimsuit
How to explain to your boss why half the website just disappeared? (asking for a friend)
November 12, 2024 at 8:33 AM
How to explain to your boss why half the website just disappeared? (asking for a friend)