Paul
@flataboveashop.bsky.social
Gianfranco Zola and Ben Stiller's faces are quite similar
September 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Gianfranco Zola and Ben Stiller's faces are quite similar
Woken too soon by the worst, longest mixed percussion solo (renos on the floor below)
May 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Woken too soon by the worst, longest mixed percussion solo (renos on the floor below)
Coalition split a bit like hearing that two of the most vexing people you know have broken up, and knowing that they'll be back together within six months
May 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Coalition split a bit like hearing that two of the most vexing people you know have broken up, and knowing that they'll be back together within six months
I keep finding myself in the possession of legal tender that has been ripped and sticky-taped back together
May 6, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I keep finding myself in the possession of legal tender that has been ripped and sticky-taped back together
Couple of pretty how ya goin claims in Tingle's analysis here. If someone you'd just met said either of these things to you, you'd ask them to elaborate. She doesn't
May 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Couple of pretty how ya goin claims in Tingle's analysis here. If someone you'd just met said either of these things to you, you'd ask them to elaborate. She doesn't
If that favourable "internal polling" wasn't a bluff then they're even more fucked than it appears
May 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
If that favourable "internal polling" wasn't a bluff then they're even more fucked than it appears
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Surprisingly gracious exit from Dutton, after such an ungracious career.
May 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Surprisingly gracious exit from Dutton, after such an ungracious career.
Three words that hold the key to my heart
April 30, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Three words that hold the key to my heart
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A team that plays
The Liverpool Wapril
And wins the championship
In April
The Liverpool Wapril
And wins the championship
In April
April 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
A team that plays
The Liverpool Wapril
And wins the championship
In April
The Liverpool Wapril
And wins the championship
In April
Put Bananas In Your Garden and Just Watch
April 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Put Bananas In Your Garden and Just Watch
Fucken hell. Six more points
April 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Fucken hell. Six more points
2025 Penrith = 1999 Brisbane?
April 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
2025 Penrith = 1999 Brisbane?
Dreamt that FSG relocated this weekend's game to Boston (Liverpool 0 - 1 West Ham)
April 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Dreamt that FSG relocated this weekend's game to Boston (Liverpool 0 - 1 West Ham)
Unfollowed a local record store's page for McCartney slander
March 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Unfollowed a local record store's page for McCartney slander
Need a Tripview for southerlies. Tonight's one arrived at 12:33 am
March 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Need a Tripview for southerlies. Tonight's one arrived at 12:33 am
If I had to be without hot water for a week, or wifi, I know which one I'd choose... but luckily I don't have to choose, cos they've both happened in the past 12 months!
March 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
If I had to be without hot water for a week, or wifi, I know which one I'd choose... but luckily I don't have to choose, cos they've both happened in the past 12 months!
People just don't read their emails anymore before asking questions already answered within said email
March 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
People just don't read their emails anymore before asking questions already answered within said email
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Me when there's a rain delay in the city I live: Well, that's unfortunate. Nothing you can do about it though. Hope the farmers are getting the rain, poor buggers
Me when there's a rain delay anywhere else: This is a moral failing of this city of heathens, God punishes us all for their wickedness
Me when there's a rain delay anywhere else: This is a moral failing of this city of heathens, God punishes us all for their wickedness
December 17, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Me when there's a rain delay in the city I live: Well, that's unfortunate. Nothing you can do about it though. Hope the farmers are getting the rain, poor buggers
Me when there's a rain delay anywhere else: This is a moral failing of this city of heathens, God punishes us all for their wickedness
Me when there's a rain delay anywhere else: This is a moral failing of this city of heathens, God punishes us all for their wickedness
If you're on the run and *dine in* at a Maccas, deep down you want to get caught
December 10, 2024 at 10:31 AM
If you're on the run and *dine in* at a Maccas, deep down you want to get caught
🎵Cos they're changing the stops without warning / So they can say that the trains run on time
November 27, 2024 at 11:14 AM
🎵Cos they're changing the stops without warning / So they can say that the trains run on time
The 2010/11 vibes are growing stronger (newish social media text platform gaining traction, being completely humiliated in the cricket)
November 24, 2024 at 9:54 AM
The 2010/11 vibes are growing stronger (newish social media text platform gaining traction, being completely humiliated in the cricket)