Lord Flashheart
@flassheart.bsky.social
Retired police officer. Antitheist. Reader of books. Currently studying the danger and menace of MAGA and other right wing actors. Father of the best daughter in the world.
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Lord Flashheart
@flassheart.bsky.social
· Apr 12
(Thanks to Virtual-reality-2030).
Dear diary. He really knows me. Will he invite me back?
Dear diary. He really knows me. Will he invite me back?
What happened to that guy threatening to release Mike Johnson’s Grinder profile??
October 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
What happened to that guy threatening to release Mike Johnson’s Grinder profile??
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So he doesn’t lower the flag to honor John McCain, Senator and war hero, but he lowers it for CHARLIE EFFING KIRK!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
September 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
So he doesn’t lower the flag to honor John McCain, Senator and war hero, but he lowers it for CHARLIE EFFING KIRK!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.
September 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.
Today’s winner. 🏅
September 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Today’s winner. 🏅
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Ok, this is the best one I've seen this week 😂🤣
August 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Ok, this is the best one I've seen this week 😂🤣
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On Feb. 15, José Manuel Ramos Bastidas called his wife from inside a Texas immigration detention facility.
He asked her to record a message, “just in case something happens to me.”
Thread 👇
He asked her to record a message, “just in case something happens to me.”
Thread 👇
July 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
On Feb. 15, José Manuel Ramos Bastidas called his wife from inside a Texas immigration detention facility.
He asked her to record a message, “just in case something happens to me.”
Thread 👇
He asked her to record a message, “just in case something happens to me.”
Thread 👇
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LoL 😂 I love that you called him out for what he is!
April 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
LoL 😂 I love that you called him out for what he is!
I sorta just turned 56. I’m now old, but I love nostalgic shit music
June 12, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I sorta just turned 56. I’m now old, but I love nostalgic shit music
Oh, another reason we won’t be holidaying in the U.S. next month.
A little more on RFK's new vaccine committee:
Malone - claimed vaccines cause AIDS
Kulldorff - promoted mass COVID infection
Meissner - opposed vaccines and masks for kids
Pebsworth - worked at antivax nonprofit
Levi - FL Surgeon General cited his paper when recommending not to get COVID vax
Malone - claimed vaccines cause AIDS
Kulldorff - promoted mass COVID infection
Meissner - opposed vaccines and masks for kids
Pebsworth - worked at antivax nonprofit
Levi - FL Surgeon General cited his paper when recommending not to get COVID vax
June 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Oh, another reason we won’t be holidaying in the U.S. next month.
Funny. My wife and I made the same decision last night. Too many Aussies have been caught up and detained. Students, visitors. F**k America.
I’ve seen a few variations of this making the rounds. I like this one best.
I don’t know who the original artist is but thank you to them.
I don’t know who the original artist is but thank you to them.
June 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Funny. My wife and I made the same decision last night. Too many Aussies have been caught up and detained. Students, visitors. F**k America.
Since being booted from that other platform, I have to admit, I’m missing the wit and humor of some of the accounts. I was kicked off that long ago, that I don’t remember the account names. Accounts like Liam Nissan, TuckFrump. Humorous, political accounts. Anyone recommend? 👍
June 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Since being booted from that other platform, I have to admit, I’m missing the wit and humor of some of the accounts. I was kicked off that long ago, that I don’t remember the account names. Accounts like Liam Nissan, TuckFrump. Humorous, political accounts. Anyone recommend? 👍
Bwaaahahahaha!!! 😆
I mean, poor fella. 😏
I mean, poor fella. 😏
June 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Bwaaahahahaha!!! 😆
I mean, poor fella. 😏
I mean, poor fella. 😏
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Memorial Day is when we honor those who made the ultimate sacrifice.
May 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Memorial Day is when we honor those who made the ultimate sacrifice.
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Proud to be Australian. The Labor Party just won another term in our federal election, with a huge swing. Right leaning lawmakers have lost big time, showing a substantial rejection of Trump style policies.
May 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Proud to be Australian. The Labor Party just won another term in our federal election, with a huge swing. Right leaning lawmakers have lost big time, showing a substantial rejection of Trump style policies.
Proud to be Australian. The Labor Party just won another term in our federal election, with a huge swing. Right leaning lawmakers have lost big time, showing a substantial rejection of Trump style policies.
May 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Proud to be Australian. The Labor Party just won another term in our federal election, with a huge swing. Right leaning lawmakers have lost big time, showing a substantial rejection of Trump style policies.
I laughed, then immediately felt bad.
April 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I laughed, then immediately felt bad.
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🤔
April 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Paying taxes with tears in my eyes knowing what they're paying for - disappearing innocent people to a concentration camp in El Salvador. What have we become?
April 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Paying taxes with tears in my eyes knowing what they're paying for - disappearing innocent people to a concentration camp in El Salvador. What have we become?
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"I took a cognitive exam as part of my physical, and I scored the highest possible mark. One of the doctors said, 'Sir, l've never seen anyone score that high. I enjoy taking it because it's not too challenging for me."
April 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"I took a cognitive exam as part of my physical, and I scored the highest possible mark. One of the doctors said, 'Sir, l've never seen anyone score that high. I enjoy taking it because it's not too challenging for me."