Lord Flashheart
@flassheart.bsky.social
Retired police officer. Antitheist. Reader of books. Currently studying the danger and menace of MAGA and other right wing actors. Father of the best daughter in the world.
Today’s winner. 🏅
September 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Today’s winner. 🏅
Bwaaahahahaha!!! 😆
I mean, poor fella. 😏
I mean, poor fella. 😏
June 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Bwaaahahahaha!!! 😆
I mean, poor fella. 😏
I mean, poor fella. 😏
What a lovely old family photo.
April 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
What a lovely old family photo.
“He wrote me a very beautiful letter”.
April 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“He wrote me a very beautiful letter”.
Can’t speak for mushrooms, but it’s certainly the case with edibles.
April 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Can’t speak for mushrooms, but it’s certainly the case with edibles.
Look at me when I’m talking to you.
April 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Look at me when I’m talking to you.
How’s Mike doing lately?
April 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
How’s Mike doing lately?
The resemblance is uncanny.
April 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The resemblance is uncanny.
At least she tried.
April 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
At least she tried.
Woops!! How’s them apples??
April 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Woops!! How’s them apples??
As an Australian, I can confirm.
April 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
As an Australian, I can confirm.
Every time I see AOC on television, I’m sure I have the same facial expression of these fellas.
April 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Every time I see AOC on television, I’m sure I have the same facial expression of these fellas.
(Thanks to Virtual-reality-2030).
Dear diary. He really knows me. Will he invite me back?
Dear diary. He really knows me. Will he invite me back?
April 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
(Thanks to Virtual-reality-2030).
Dear diary. He really knows me. Will he invite me back?
Dear diary. He really knows me. Will he invite me back?
Glad you’re content. I think that’s the most important feeling in the world. Not ‘happiness’ or excitement. Just to be content. Good on you.
January 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Glad you’re content. I think that’s the most important feeling in the world. Not ‘happiness’ or excitement. Just to be content. Good on you.
Why does this seem so appropriate?
December 6, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Why does this seem so appropriate?
Found the most appropriate meme to describe the mysterious Trump voters.
December 2, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Found the most appropriate meme to describe the mysterious Trump voters.
Just seen for sale here in Sydney. FFS, Is there no escape? 😩
November 24, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Just seen for sale here in Sydney. FFS, Is there no escape? 😩