"MMMM I LOVE GRUEL. I LOVE EATING COLD PORRIDGE LIKE A DICKENSIAN WAIF" -average oatmeal enjoyer looking at overnight oats

I'm starting a new streaming video app where people can walk you through psychotic food preparations and give actionably criminal finance advice. But mine will be made in the USA. Also after I raise a billion dollars for this I am going to reveal the absolute worst political opinions imaginable.

out for 2025: regrets, anxiety, fast fashion, complicated skincare routines

in for 2025: eating dessicant pouches, becoming a mummy, cursing the land, giant wailing face in sandstorm

baldurs gate is a game for girls

Getting grillpilled

can you all help spread this?? my wife and i are trying to afford a lawyer so she can get a green card and we can build our family. it is more urgent than ever before and any help would go a long way

Is the new Salems Lot good? No, not really. Dunno why it didn’t make it theaters though, it’s not like hideously awful. Just not good.

Finally deleted Twitter. Dunno if this place is gonna be any better, but I’m sure it couldn’t be worse.

lol, lmao

If a vampire cop gets a warrant from a vampire judge can he enter my home without my permission

“Trans women are trans women” is a nonsense phrase. It’s trivially true while also saying nothing. It only makes sense when understood as a weasely way of calling us men, or at minimum “not women”.

Just took my first estradiol pill aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*Guy who’s skim read a summary of the Phenomenology of Spirit once 3 years ago voice*: hmmm getting big way of the world vibes from this

I should read Schelling

Marx having atrocious handwriting was his most relatable trait