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kyle🍉
@fkakage.bsky.social
ThILF
occasional photographer
smut enjoyer
socialism liker
I wish I used this app for anything other than keeping up with smut artists.
September 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I've been asked to be in an erotic film? And I actually want to do it? What? Huh?
June 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Wife made me literally grovel for forgiveness after a fight this morning and I got a boner.
June 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I am a vessel for Busch Light and Buldak. Nothing more.
June 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
In the gooner discord asking if the videos pass the Bechdel Test.
May 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Out there somewhere is a sinister woman that will make you kiss men for her entertainment, and you have to wife her. Failure is not an option.
May 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I have human problems and an ape brain. I am not biologically equipped to deal with any of this bullshit.
May 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You can judge the weight of a soul by how much garlic they cook with. You are not escaping samsara on two cloves, my friend.
May 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Pride is approaching. I wanted to get real slutty with it this June, but I think the move is going to have to be militant resistance instead. I don't think I have the capacity to do both.
May 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
How can a white boy get hip to Daoism? I need some wu wei in my life.
April 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
A brief but intense moment of sonder while high in a Walmart.
April 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Someone knows who this man is and where he spends his time. He should be identified. And he should not feel comfortable showing his face in public after this.
This picture may haunt me to the end of my days.

It is an ICE agent taking an axe to the car window of an immigrant in New Bedford, MA. Not far from where I sit now. An immigrant with no criminal record was abducted by this smiling man.

An axe taken to a car window and to our democracy. 1/
#MomSky
April 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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surround yourself with lesbian perverts
April 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The key to a successful, long-term sexual relationship is to get very competitive over mobile word games.
April 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I don't want to be the cynical leftist killjoy, but I don't think Hand's Off actually accomplished anything. Nancy Pelosi was there. She only leaves her office to do insider trading.
April 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Happy Day of Transgender Visibility to my trans, nonbinary, and third gender friends. I see you, bitch. As long as I draw breath, you got shooters in these streets.
March 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Shmokin' a jay on my freshly cleaned patio. The dad in me yearns for the grill. For the hiss of a beer can. For the acrid stink of a poorly vented fire pit.
March 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It's so sunny. Getting that vitamin D. Getting that D all over my face. Just gobbling up the D. Bottomless pit for D.
March 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My conservative father is in famously socialist Vietnam. He knows I'm a commie sympathizer, so he bought me one of those red star caps as a gift. He said he knew I'd appreciate it because I'm one of the few people in the States that'd know what it means. I'm actually very touched by this gesture.
March 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Doing a racy photoshoot in a couple of weeks. One of my models is in a sling and recovering from surgery, though. We need to make slings sexy somehow. Like, can you replace the medical sling with a functional shibari tie? Does that work? I don't want to injure him either. 😅
March 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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March 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The trick is staying broke enough that you never have any assets to lose from poor financial decisions. You need to achieve zen broke. Homeostatic brokeness.
March 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Being the dungeon master is so sub coded. "Time for my weekly beating from 3-5 of my friends." Fucking embarrassing. I need to kill somebody tonight to maintain my switch cred.
March 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I was recording the moon (worshipping her), and a bat decided to make a cameo.
March 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Doechii is teaching the girls about bi men, and the discourse is spreading like wildfire on multiple social platforms. Cishet guys, it does not look good for you. You're gonna have to start kissing the homies if you want to stay relevant.
March 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM