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fizzopera.bsky.social
@fizzopera.bsky.social
Show me your fat cock
My birthday is next month which means I should book a tattoo to avoid being around my friends and family whom I love
September 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Reposted
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Starting a work email with “I hope you are having a pleasant Fat Cock Friday” bc I respect holidays and seek wrongful termination
March 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I quit a show that could have been a huge break for me. Possibly propelled me into years of roles locally and opening doors in other cities

It is getting such bad reviews holy shit
March 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
The Descent is a good movie, but it’s better when you consider that the gasses deep in a cave are different than we normally breathe and drive you crazy

That girl killed her friends not cave vampires
March 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Best feeling is when my dog pushes the office door open so she can come give kisses. Wake up dad it’s Jojo time
March 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It is March 19 why are my neighbors setting off fireworks
March 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Took my first sleep edible in two months last night. Horrifying how hard it hit 😭
March 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Watching Solo Leveling they’re in the middle of one of my favorite Hunter x Hunter arcs
March 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Post a male video game character you love
March 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My adhd brain and my hubby’s one are not doing well on this rainy day

I sprayed my shower with foaming cleaner and forgot

Have made like ten trips to the kitchen and bathroom to refill the hand soap without ever bringing the bottles needed to do that

Tax forms everywhere
March 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Edible has hit and I’m sobbing bc some people wanted to pet Oreo but not Jojo. She was so excited to get attention and smiling so big and they all ignored her 😭😭
March 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Laundry day is a very dangerous day
March 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Was talking to somebody today who went “you know I’ve actually met another person with the same mustache as you”

It was me. We’ve met like five times and I’ve had this conversation each time 🫠
March 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Tried out the thing somebody said and set my profile to “ DL str8 curious”

Got twenty job offers in ten minutes LinkedIn is popping off
March 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
@olliedreamer.bsky.social this is the kind of hilarious thing that I feel like you would do
Resident Evil logic
March 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Hubby and I both woke up feeling like shit. But we also woke up still hating how we look so working out 😭
March 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Okay my neighbors have been having a loud party for the last three hours. Noise laws gotta be different on weekends bc my neighbors LOVE calling the cops
March 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Petsmart has some Pokemon stuff right now. When we took our dogs to the vet for their shots I was just staring at these like 🥹
March 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
3 of the 8 challenges have been design ones

BUT! If you count the talent show then 3 of the 8 challenges have also just been queens dancing around to recordings of themselves
March 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Every time I get political updates it is like somebody grabbed me by the neck and slammed my mood down. And you can’t even post your actual feelings about it on most social media bc they’ll ban you
March 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The last time I went to a viewing party for Drag Race was when Katya went home. The fact that they weren’t kicking people out for being loudly racist made me not wanna interact with the “fanbase” ever again
March 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Piplup is not in Z-A because it is already perfect. They don’t need to give it a new form or anything
February 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My hair only behaves on days where I am not interacting with others
February 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
My dog scraped one of her nails racing around and was bleeding pretty bad. Carried her across the park so we could get her home, treat it, and put her doggy shoes on 😭
February 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM