brae, appropriately seasonal
@fixst.bsky.social
He/They || 🏳️🌈 || 25 || chronic shit poster, frequent hater
i spent the last 7 hours making:
- crinkle cookies
- marinated mushrooms for tomorrow
- prepped creamed onions for tomorrow
- prepped jalapeno popper stuffed mushrooms for tomorrow
- started my 2 batches of dough for sourdough rolls for tomorrow
my back hurts
- crinkle cookies
- marinated mushrooms for tomorrow
- prepped creamed onions for tomorrow
- prepped jalapeno popper stuffed mushrooms for tomorrow
- started my 2 batches of dough for sourdough rolls for tomorrow
my back hurts
December 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i spent the last 7 hours making:
- crinkle cookies
- marinated mushrooms for tomorrow
- prepped creamed onions for tomorrow
- prepped jalapeno popper stuffed mushrooms for tomorrow
- started my 2 batches of dough for sourdough rolls for tomorrow
my back hurts
- crinkle cookies
- marinated mushrooms for tomorrow
- prepped creamed onions for tomorrow
- prepped jalapeno popper stuffed mushrooms for tomorrow
- started my 2 batches of dough for sourdough rolls for tomorrow
my back hurts
heated rivalry is making fujoshis out of people who didn't know they could fujo and i just think that's really beautiful
December 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
heated rivalry is making fujoshis out of people who didn't know they could fujo and i just think that's really beautiful
i love my european friends but with they way they act when you mention using volume based measurements, you'd think a measuring cup had brutally murdered their entire village and they were the sole survivor
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i love my european friends but with they way they act when you mention using volume based measurements, you'd think a measuring cup had brutally murdered their entire village and they were the sole survivor
driving is such a fun game, i love how everyone makes new exciting rules every time 🤩
December 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
driving is such a fun game, i love how everyone makes new exciting rules every time 🤩
spent 20 minutes of my morning rewriting a cookie recipe to share with my coworkers, you could say i'm an invaluable asset to this organization
December 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
spent 20 minutes of my morning rewriting a cookie recipe to share with my coworkers, you could say i'm an invaluable asset to this organization
just listened to the rebecca black version of fame is gun... addison rae found dead in a ditch i fear
December 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
just listened to the rebecca black version of fame is gun... addison rae found dead in a ditch i fear
i did not, once again i am important at work and it's ruining my life </3
chat do i call out of work tomorrow 🤩
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
i did not, once again i am important at work and it's ruining my life </3
i don't want to hear a single one of you talking shit about clair obscur tomorrow, let me have one fucking day of peace i beg
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
i don't want to hear a single one of you talking shit about clair obscur tomorrow, let me have one fucking day of peace i beg
chat do i call out of work tomorrow 🤩
December 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
chat do i call out of work tomorrow 🤩
i have perfected my soup recipe... we've never been this back...
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
i have perfected my soup recipe... we've never been this back...
rewatching frieren before s2 and dear god did these people cook
December 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
rewatching frieren before s2 and dear god did these people cook
sometimes the algorithm on my meditation app will get weird and recommend me shit like "christian safe body scan", what do you mean christian safe, we're just breathing and naming body parts, what would the big man upstairs have against that
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
sometimes the algorithm on my meditation app will get weird and recommend me shit like "christian safe body scan", what do you mean christian safe, we're just breathing and naming body parts, what would the big man upstairs have against that
joining a polycule and referring to everyone as oombf
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
joining a polycule and referring to everyone as oombf
out here straight up "workin it" 😏 and by "it", haha, well 🤭 let's just say 😈 too much of my job 😔
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
out here straight up "workin it" 😏 and by "it", haha, well 🤭 let's just say 😈 too much of my job 😔
i know they're not pretty but hoooooooly fuck these short ribs ripped
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i know they're not pretty but hoooooooly fuck these short ribs ripped
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If you use ai to write a 3 sentence email I should be allowed to shoot you point blank
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If you use ai to write a 3 sentence email I should be allowed to shoot you point blank
you're joking, this is a joke right? right???
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
you're joking, this is a joke right? right???
i've been watching so much vanderpump rules i'm convinced i'm going to wake up in a cold sweat after dreaming about having a confrontation with stassi during my shift at sur
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i've been watching so much vanderpump rules i'm convinced i'm going to wake up in a cold sweat after dreaming about having a confrontation with stassi during my shift at sur
need paypal to stop sending me email receipts, what money i spend is between my checking account and god
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
need paypal to stop sending me email receipts, what money i spend is between my checking account and god
me? buying more comics? neverrrrrr
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
me? buying more comics? neverrrrrr
sorry boss, can't work today, it's simply too cold out and my bed is too cozy
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
sorry boss, can't work today, it's simply too cold out and my bed is too cozy
being chronically ill physically and mentally is a really fun game of waking up every day and wondering if you'll fail your constitution save or your wisdom save today
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
being chronically ill physically and mentally is a really fun game of waking up every day and wondering if you'll fail your constitution save or your wisdom save today
shout-out to all the furries in chat, i'm sure that new pokemon trailer was huge for you
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
shout-out to all the furries in chat, i'm sure that new pokemon trailer was huge for you
perks of always being on that damn phone: you get to submit the first merch order for one of your favorite podcasts (@thisguysucked.com)
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
perks of always being on that damn phone: you get to submit the first merch order for one of your favorite podcasts (@thisguysucked.com)
sophie turner really gave a generational performance in do revenge and it saddens me that so many of you aren't willing to acknowledge it
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
sophie turner really gave a generational performance in do revenge and it saddens me that so many of you aren't willing to acknowledge it