brae, appropriately seasonal
@fixst.bsky.social
He/They || 🏳️🌈 || 25 || chronic shit poster, frequent hater, full time idea guy, part time reply guy
life's so fun, life's so fun, got my mini skirt and my
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
life's so fun, life's so fun, got my mini skirt and my
almost sent this to a work chat instead of the picture of food i was trying to send 😀😀😀 i am soooooo good at microsoft teams ! ! ! ! !
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
almost sent this to a work chat instead of the picture of food i was trying to send 😀😀😀 i am soooooo good at microsoft teams ! ! ! ! !
i know they're not pretty but hoooooooly fuck these short ribs ripped
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i know they're not pretty but hoooooooly fuck these short ribs ripped
you're joking, this is a joke right? right???
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
you're joking, this is a joke right? right???
me? buying more comics? neverrrrrr
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
me? buying more comics? neverrrrrr
sorry boss, can't work today, it's simply too cold out and my bed is too cozy
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
sorry boss, can't work today, it's simply too cold out and my bed is too cozy
perks of always being on that damn phone: you get to submit the first merch order for one of your favorite podcasts (@thisguysucked.com)
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
perks of always being on that damn phone: you get to submit the first merch order for one of your favorite podcasts (@thisguysucked.com)
a story in two parts
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
a story in two parts
the fruits of my dry brine labor
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
the fruits of my dry brine labor
big things happening, watch this space
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
big things happening, watch this space
i didn't choose the bear face, the bear face chose me
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i didn't choose the bear face, the bear face chose me
mildly obsessed with this cardigan
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
mildly obsessed with this cardigan
new ink, and it was free to boot
September 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
new ink, and it was free to boot
homemade devil's food cake with a homemade chocolate buttercream frosting! happy birthday me!
August 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
homemade devil's food cake with a homemade chocolate buttercream frosting! happy birthday me!
officially old now, i will take any and all retirement home recommendations
August 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
officially old now, i will take any and all retirement home recommendations
been stuck on this plane at the gate for damn near 2 and a half hours, just got handed this diet coke, get me the fuck out of dc
June 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
been stuck on this plane at the gate for damn near 2 and a half hours, just got handed this diet coke, get me the fuck out of dc
hello baby gorgeous 😍
June 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
hello baby gorgeous 😍
chappell doughn has done it again
May 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
chappell doughn has done it again
i'm kinda the best to ever do it
April 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
i'm kinda the best to ever do it
baby's first sourdough, i think i nailed it
March 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
baby's first sourdough, i think i nailed it
finally got to use this image while flirting, i think i've peaked as a comedian and honestly as a person
March 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
finally got to use this image while flirting, i think i've peaked as a comedian and honestly as a person