purplewooper 💜
@purrpler.bsky.social
Ty ver. 28 • they/he • interests include pokemon, pop music, JRPGS, drag race and sci-fi/fantasy
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the way this genuinely kind of changed my mindset going into 2026
January 5, 2026 at 3:53 AM
the way this genuinely kind of changed my mindset going into 2026
Do you all even care I’m playing pokemon radical red with the ability randomizer ON?!
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Do you all even care I’m playing pokemon radical red with the ability randomizer ON?!
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ReelShort is doing things for this country congress couldn’t even conceive of
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 AM
ReelShort is doing things for this country congress couldn’t even conceive of
Dom top, big cock, pants
ok?
ok?
January 5, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Dom top, big cock, pants
ok?
ok?
Hold up. Tinashe was in rent live with Valentina ? Might need to actually watch this…
January 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Hold up. Tinashe was in rent live with Valentina ? Might need to actually watch this…
Songs for you son or 333 daughter ?
January 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Songs for you son or 333 daughter ?
Once again mourning the loss of Costco carrying my low-sugar matcha-covered almonds
January 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Once again mourning the loss of Costco carrying my low-sugar matcha-covered almonds
Ok actual goals for 2026 📖🎮💪🏻💰🇲🇽
1. Finish drafting my first book 📖
2. Finish more videos games (instead of starting new ones constantly) 🎮
3. Continue my gym journey 💪🏻
4. Save money without instantly needing to use it (goal: 3 months rent) 💰
5. Refresh my spanish and improve my vocab 🇲🇽
1. Finish drafting my first book 📖
2. Finish more videos games (instead of starting new ones constantly) 🎮
3. Continue my gym journey 💪🏻
4. Save money without instantly needing to use it (goal: 3 months rent) 💰
5. Refresh my spanish and improve my vocab 🇲🇽
January 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Ok actual goals for 2026 📖🎮💪🏻💰🇲🇽
1. Finish drafting my first book 📖
2. Finish more videos games (instead of starting new ones constantly) 🎮
3. Continue my gym journey 💪🏻
4. Save money without instantly needing to use it (goal: 3 months rent) 💰
5. Refresh my spanish and improve my vocab 🇲🇽
1. Finish drafting my first book 📖
2. Finish more videos games (instead of starting new ones constantly) 🎮
3. Continue my gym journey 💪🏻
4. Save money without instantly needing to use it (goal: 3 months rent) 💰
5. Refresh my spanish and improve my vocab 🇲🇽
Call this bussy the conception the way it’s so immaculate 🍑😏
Also the way I’m tryna get it preggers 👅
Also the way I’m tryna get it preggers 👅
January 4, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Call this bussy the conception the way it’s so immaculate 🍑😏
Also the way I’m tryna get it preggers 👅
Also the way I’m tryna get it preggers 👅
I have shortcuts and tricks so tea that not even Waze can clock it!
January 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I have shortcuts and tricks so tea that not even Waze can clock it!
Been coming up with my own verse for SpongeBob big guy pants ok for the past 5 minutes and why it kind of go off??? Purplewooper rapstress side quest when???
January 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Been coming up with my own verse for SpongeBob big guy pants ok for the past 5 minutes and why it kind of go off??? Purplewooper rapstress side quest when???
Everyone pay attention to me NOW!
January 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Everyone pay attention to me NOW!
I’m not feeling Athena at all after her “you wear less than me with more to cover comment” like giiiiiiirl…. and the fact she didn’t help her own daughter at all, oh it was giving selfish
January 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I’m not feeling Athena at all after her “you wear less than me with more to cover comment” like giiiiiiirl…. and the fact she didn’t help her own daughter at all, oh it was giving selfish
I am a simple they/he…
I smoke weed and I am happy 🍁
I suck dick and I am happy 🍆💦
I play with my trading cards and I am happy 🃏
It really is that easy!
I smoke weed and I am happy 🍁
I suck dick and I am happy 🍆💦
I play with my trading cards and I am happy 🃏
It really is that easy!
January 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I am a simple they/he…
I smoke weed and I am happy 🍁
I suck dick and I am happy 🍆💦
I play with my trading cards and I am happy 🃏
It really is that easy!
I smoke weed and I am happy 🍁
I suck dick and I am happy 🍆💦
I play with my trading cards and I am happy 🃏
It really is that easy!
I want to watch the short BL TikTok series so bad like I need to watch the football star fuck the water boy crazy style and when the actors 15 minutes of fame are up I need them to make a porno as their characters and fuck crazy style BAREBACK
January 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I want to watch the short BL TikTok series so bad like I need to watch the football star fuck the water boy crazy style and when the actors 15 minutes of fame are up I need them to make a porno as their characters and fuck crazy style BAREBACK
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The protein epidemic must cease and fiber needs to have it's moment. Y'all are farting but not shittiiiiiiiiiiiiing
January 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
The protein epidemic must cease and fiber needs to have it's moment. Y'all are farting but not shittiiiiiiiiiiiiing
She was barely on, but Mature by Hilary Duff fell all the way off 🙊
January 4, 2026 at 9:43 PM
She was barely on, but Mature by Hilary Duff fell all the way off 🙊
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every day it's a new atrocity, it's a new attack on civil rights, everyone is getting poorer while things are getting more expensive, we're being increasingly isolated and polarized, women are being violated, and evil is being rewarded not punished
January 4, 2026 at 7:10 AM
every day it's a new atrocity, it's a new attack on civil rights, everyone is getting poorer while things are getting more expensive, we're being increasingly isolated and polarized, women are being violated, and evil is being rewarded not punished
Tops can have a fat juicy ass too. In fact, I prefer they do
January 4, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Tops can have a fat juicy ass too. In fact, I prefer they do
Me with Lorcana, coloring and writing :DD divas I’m so over feeling embarrassed about doing things I enjoy when the world is ending 🤥
Gym Tan Laundry but it’s Gym Hobbies Laundry
January 3, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Me with Lorcana, coloring and writing :DD divas I’m so over feeling embarrassed about doing things I enjoy when the world is ending 🤥
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Gym Tan Laundry but it’s Gym Hobbies Laundry
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Gym Tan Laundry but it’s Gym Hobbies Laundry
The quesarito and spicy potato soft taco from Taco Bell have done infinitely more for me than the U.S. government
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
The quesarito and spicy potato soft taco from Taco Bell have done infinitely more for me than the U.S. government
Was about to sit in a café and performatively read this book, but I just realized I forgot to attach my labubu to my purse.. FUCK!
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Was about to sit in a café and performatively read this book, but I just realized I forgot to attach my labubu to my purse.. FUCK!