purplewooper 💜
@purrpler.bsky.social
Ty ver. 28 • they/he • interests include pokemon, pop music, JRPGS, drag race and sci-fi/fantasy
Tops can have a fat juicy ass too. In fact, I prefer they do
January 4, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Tops can have a fat juicy ass too. In fact, I prefer they do
Me with Lorcana, coloring and writing :DD divas I’m so over feeling embarrassed about doing things I enjoy when the world is ending 🤥
Gym Tan Laundry but it’s Gym Hobbies Laundry
January 3, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Me with Lorcana, coloring and writing :DD divas I’m so over feeling embarrassed about doing things I enjoy when the world is ending 🤥
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Gym Tan Laundry but it’s Gym Hobbies Laundry
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Gym Tan Laundry but it’s Gym Hobbies Laundry
The quesarito and spicy potato soft taco from Taco Bell have done infinitely more for me than the U.S. government
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
The quesarito and spicy potato soft taco from Taco Bell have done infinitely more for me than the U.S. government
Was about to sit in a café and performatively read this book, but I just realized I forgot to attach my labubu to my purse.. FUCK!
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Was about to sit in a café and performatively read this book, but I just realized I forgot to attach my labubu to my purse.. FUCK!
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2026 is a much more pleasing year to the mentally ill mind
January 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
2026 is a much more pleasing year to the mentally ill mind
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this is the nonbinary equivalent of the girl in school that wears the Cookie Monster pajama pants
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
this is the nonbinary equivalent of the girl in school that wears the Cookie Monster pajama pants
The outfit you find me smoking in
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
The outfit you find me smoking in
Respectability politics and calling our representatives have gotten us nowhere what we need to do is [redacted] 🙄
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Respectability politics and calling our representatives have gotten us nowhere what we need to do is [redacted] 🙄
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Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
I hate being autistic AF about Disney… like girl, grow the fuck up!! when do I move on from this special interest, I don’t wanna give fucking Disney adult 😭😭😭😭
January 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I hate being autistic AF about Disney… like girl, grow the fuck up!! when do I move on from this special interest, I don’t wanna give fucking Disney adult 😭😭😭😭
Does anyone wanna go to the mall and just walk around the stores for 10 hours and maybe we can get a pretzel
January 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Does anyone wanna go to the mall and just walk around the stores for 10 hours and maybe we can get a pretzel
Just yawned too fiercely and now my entire jaw is like popped out of its socket 🙂↕️
January 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Just yawned too fiercely and now my entire jaw is like popped out of its socket 🙂↕️
2026 my budget needs to be less of a vibe and more of something that I actually give the fuck about
January 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
2026 my budget needs to be less of a vibe and more of something that I actually give the fuck about
I’ve actually never even seen a wiener in real life 😳
January 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I’ve actually never even seen a wiener in real life 😳
Guys, what’s sucking a fat cock from the back sloppy-style? I’m a kinesthetic learner btw
January 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Guys, what’s sucking a fat cock from the back sloppy-style? I’m a kinesthetic learner btw
Forgot to start the dishwasher this morning fuck my stupid fat ugly bitch life
January 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Forgot to start the dishwasher this morning fuck my stupid fat ugly bitch life
Can purplewooper 💜 be trade today? 💕💘🏳️⚧️
January 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Can purplewooper 💜 be trade today? 💕💘🏳️⚧️
I’m being paid to sit here and look pretty today and I’m already done lookin pretty for the day so now I’m BORED!!!! Entertain me
January 2, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I’m being paid to sit here and look pretty today and I’m already done lookin pretty for the day so now I’m BORED!!!! Entertain me
The demons in my mind want me to have a mullet so fucking badly
January 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
The demons in my mind want me to have a mullet so fucking badly
Does anyone wanna start a coven of hags with me? Thinking it will be sort of like a drag haus so you have to be FIERCE, but also we do curses and weird magicks 🧙♀️🔮🪄
January 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Does anyone wanna start a coven of hags with me? Thinking it will be sort of like a drag haus so you have to be FIERCE, but also we do curses and weird magicks 🧙♀️🔮🪄
There’s something so romantic about I’ll be your lighthouse when you’re lost at sea… I’ll keep my light on, baby you can always count on me
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
There’s something so romantic about I’ll be your lighthouse when you’re lost at sea… I’ll keep my light on, baby you can always count on me
Gonna try to log back into gaiaonline dot com tonight me thinks
January 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gonna try to log back into gaiaonline dot com tonight me thinks