Moanin’ Obukhov
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Moanin’ Obukhov
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Scientist (allegedly). Connoisseur of memes and existential dread. Ephemeral.
A classmate became my hero in the lecture following the forced apology. He stood up in front of everyone, looked at the complainer, and said something along the lines of: “Hey, (Person)! Fuck you! Don’t ever speak to any of us again, you fucking baby!”

Anyway, shaming needs to make a return …
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
i’m an apple fanboy, or at least was, and i’m not sure who the phone is targeting. why is thinness a feature for a large phone with a camera bump that makes it functionally thick? and reduced battery leads to the battery accessory, which then makes it thick.
October 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I got to spend two weeks in Nantes during my graduate studies. It was an amazing place filled with awesome food and friendly people. I hope you enjoy yourself!
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the garbage-can beat of whining will go unheard!
October 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
c,

i’ve given up. i cannot find the woke antifa army. my spirit is broken after spending the day lost in a field of corn. giant tree creatures lorded over my path, misshapen gourds littered the way, and a band of evil creatures played devil music. but the army is nowhere to be found.

defeated,
j
October 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I purchased a Kindle Paperwhite in 2013 and it was still working just fine with great battery life when I gave it to my sister this year. Glad you’re enjoying it!
October 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
clem,

i am in steadfast search of the librul army antifa. they are elusive, but i continue to find clues. i found a memorial to their leaders and a dangerous creature guarding an evil house. i have spent the day in gardens with the ghosts of troops marching in loops, and a bridge to hell.

j
October 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM