Moanin’ Obukhov
@fivethirds.net
Scientist (allegedly). Connoisseur of memes and existential dread. Ephemeral.
I keep hearing that Spotify is better than Apple Music, but the algorithm nailed this suggestion for me and the boys.
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I keep hearing that Spotify is better than Apple Music, but the algorithm nailed this suggestion for me and the boys.
Portland was amazing as always. May it, and you, remain as steadfast as this 300-year-old bonsai.
October 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Portland was amazing as always. May it, and you, remain as steadfast as this 300-year-old bonsai.
c,
i’ve given up. i cannot find the woke antifa army. my spirit is broken after spending the day lost in a field of corn. giant tree creatures lorded over my path, misshapen gourds littered the way, and a band of evil creatures played devil music. but the army is nowhere to be found.
defeated,
j
i’ve given up. i cannot find the woke antifa army. my spirit is broken after spending the day lost in a field of corn. giant tree creatures lorded over my path, misshapen gourds littered the way, and a band of evil creatures played devil music. but the army is nowhere to be found.
defeated,
j
October 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
c,
i’ve given up. i cannot find the woke antifa army. my spirit is broken after spending the day lost in a field of corn. giant tree creatures lorded over my path, misshapen gourds littered the way, and a band of evil creatures played devil music. but the army is nowhere to be found.
defeated,
j
i’ve given up. i cannot find the woke antifa army. my spirit is broken after spending the day lost in a field of corn. giant tree creatures lorded over my path, misshapen gourds littered the way, and a band of evil creatures played devil music. but the army is nowhere to be found.
defeated,
j
clem,
i am in steadfast search of the librul army antifa. they are elusive, but i continue to find clues. i found a memorial to their leaders and a dangerous creature guarding an evil house. i have spent the day in gardens with the ghosts of troops marching in loops, and a bridge to hell.
j
i am in steadfast search of the librul army antifa. they are elusive, but i continue to find clues. i found a memorial to their leaders and a dangerous creature guarding an evil house. i have spent the day in gardens with the ghosts of troops marching in loops, and a bridge to hell.
j
October 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
clem,
i am in steadfast search of the librul army antifa. they are elusive, but i continue to find clues. i found a memorial to their leaders and a dangerous creature guarding an evil house. i have spent the day in gardens with the ghosts of troops marching in loops, and a bridge to hell.
j
i am in steadfast search of the librul army antifa. they are elusive, but i continue to find clues. i found a memorial to their leaders and a dangerous creature guarding an evil house. i have spent the day in gardens with the ghosts of troops marching in loops, and a bridge to hell.
j
what the fuck? you know what? never mind.
October 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
what the fuck? you know what? never mind.
clementine,
the antifa army remains hidden in the colony of portland, but i feel their presence as i feel the wind—the signs are there. a lone exception was a group of conscripted rowers training in the river for naval warfare. farmers are made to sell goods in small markets. i weep.
sadly,
j
the antifa army remains hidden in the colony of portland, but i feel their presence as i feel the wind—the signs are there. a lone exception was a group of conscripted rowers training in the river for naval warfare. farmers are made to sell goods in small markets. i weep.
sadly,
j
October 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
clementine,
the antifa army remains hidden in the colony of portland, but i feel their presence as i feel the wind—the signs are there. a lone exception was a group of conscripted rowers training in the river for naval warfare. farmers are made to sell goods in small markets. i weep.
sadly,
j
the antifa army remains hidden in the colony of portland, but i feel their presence as i feel the wind—the signs are there. a lone exception was a group of conscripted rowers training in the river for naval warfare. farmers are made to sell goods in small markets. i weep.
sadly,
j
dearest clementine,
i have finally reached the war-torn colony of portland. i have yet to see the leftist woke army of antifa, but this city is as bleak as hell is hot. the people waste precious resources on art, trees deprive them of seeing heaven, & they make food of foreign lands.
in fear,
j
i have finally reached the war-torn colony of portland. i have yet to see the leftist woke army of antifa, but this city is as bleak as hell is hot. the people waste precious resources on art, trees deprive them of seeing heaven, & they make food of foreign lands.
in fear,
j
October 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
dearest clementine,
i have finally reached the war-torn colony of portland. i have yet to see the leftist woke army of antifa, but this city is as bleak as hell is hot. the people waste precious resources on art, trees deprive them of seeing heaven, & they make food of foreign lands.
in fear,
j
i have finally reached the war-torn colony of portland. i have yet to see the leftist woke army of antifa, but this city is as bleak as hell is hot. the people waste precious resources on art, trees deprive them of seeing heaven, & they make food of foreign lands.
in fear,
j
quote post your favorite pokémon (wrong answers only)
October 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
quote post your favorite pokémon (wrong answers only)
i was once on a very long walk in 2017 and was reading news on my phone. i looked up to see that a group of goats had gathered and were now following me. they ended up harassing me for a mile.
July 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i was once on a very long walk in 2017 and was reading news on my phone. i looked up to see that a group of goats had gathered and were now following me. they ended up harassing me for a mile.