@fivepointnine.bsky.social
Hamiltonian (the city, not the mathematician) and social democrat (the philosophy, not the band). This is the Mets' year, maybe. He/him.
The first name of the author alone, you know it's legit
December 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The first name of the author alone, you know it's legit
How about now?
December 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
How about now?
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Sources not authorized to speak publicly say seven people filed complaints after the department Christmas party at the Oakroom Grill; was officially "fired with cause for an off-court incident" five days after the party.
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sources not authorized to speak publicly say seven people filed complaints after the department Christmas party at the Oakroom Grill; was officially "fired with cause for an off-court incident" five days after the party.
Sources not authorized to speak publicly say seven people filed complaints after the department Christmas party at the Oakroom Grill; was officially "fired with cause for an off-court incident" five days after the party.
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sources not authorized to speak publicly say seven people filed complaints after the department Christmas party at the Oakroom Grill; was officially "fired with cause for an off-court incident" five days after the party.
Diverted operations funding to Keg dinners with his girlfriend, then bus broke down on the way to a weekend sweep at Cambrian. Associate athletic director "not pleased."
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Diverted operations funding to Keg dinners with his girlfriend, then bus broke down on the way to a weekend sweep at Cambrian. Associate athletic director "not pleased."
Did all your scheduling conflicts keep you from reading this before you posted it?
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Did all your scheduling conflicts keep you from reading this before you posted it?
"Marist deserves modern basketball" said by the AD three times at a press conference announcing his firing, following recordings of his bus driver abuse released by players and a 97-54 loss to Le Moyne
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"Marist deserves modern basketball" said by the AD three times at a press conference announcing his firing, following recordings of his bus driver abuse released by players and a 97-54 loss to Le Moyne
bsky.app/profile/crai... inspiration/original here
"You can tell the people who make the so-called RPI that I'm not impressed with them, either. We're going to keep playing Marauder basketball and we're going to let the numbers and the critics take care of themselves." @fivepointnine.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
bsky.app/profile/crai... inspiration/original here
"I don't know why they'd put us on TV and then say we're only 24th in the country. You can tell the people who made whatever RPI is that I'm not impressed with them either. We'll keep playing for our fans and let the numbers and the critics take care of themselves."
October 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"I don't know why they'd put us on TV and then say we're only 24th in the country. You can tell the people who made whatever RPI is that I'm not impressed with them either. We'll keep playing for our fans and let the numbers and the critics take care of themselves."
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Tarantino had an elegant if disfiguring solution for this...
October 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Tarantino had an elegant if disfiguring solution for this...
"Understand me, yes? I defeated Bourg without them and we will defeat Limoges without them. They have quit on this team forever; that to me is clear. When we are building a program here we don't need this disloyalty."
October 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"Understand me, yes? I defeated Bourg without them and we will defeat Limoges without them. They have quit on this team forever; that to me is clear. When we are building a program here we don't need this disloyalty."
Openly campaigning for Conestoga job while attending preseason tournament "as a fan." Repeatedly claims to have been "Mountaineer of the Week" but refuses to say which week it was.
September 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Openly campaigning for Conestoga job while attending preseason tournament "as a fan." Repeatedly claims to have been "Mountaineer of the Week" but refuses to say which week it was.
[whispers] I've never driven a car that wasn't automatic
September 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
[whispers] I've never driven a car that wasn't automatic
I feel like parallel parking is like developing your own film photography: technology can eliminate the need for you to do it, but learning to do it makes you better at everything else related when it's eliminated
September 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I feel like parallel parking is like developing your own film photography: technology can eliminate the need for you to do it, but learning to do it makes you better at everything else related when it's eliminated
[while waving away the SID] "No, you know what? I didn't shake his hand. Why? 35 fouls to Dartmouth's four. Figure it out."
September 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
[while waving away the SID] "No, you know what? I didn't shake his hand. Why? 35 fouls to Dartmouth's four. Figure it out."
Whispers about an assistant coach revolt intensify following losses to Humber and Canadore at home to drop to 1-7; has not left her Davis office in three days
September 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Whispers about an assistant coach revolt intensify following losses to Humber and Canadore at home to drop to 1-7; has not left her Davis office in three days
"I don't [expletive] report to the fans. I report to [athletic director] Josh [Whitman]."
September 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"I don't [expletive] report to the fans. I report to [athletic director] Josh [Whitman]."
A college roommate said she did a study in high school of how gross different surfaces were and the bathrooms were fine...but NEVER touch a vending machine button
September 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
A college roommate said she did a study in high school of how gross different surfaces were and the bathrooms were fine...but NEVER touch a vending machine button
Account, website, whatever it is. Lots of neat cars.
August 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Account, website, whatever it is. Lots of neat cars.