@fivepointnine.bsky.social
Hamiltonian (the city, not the mathematician) and social democrat (the philosophy, not the band). This is the Mets' year, maybe. He/him.
Sources not authorized to speak publicly say seven people filed complaints after the department Christmas party at the Oakroom Grill; was officially "fired with cause for an off-court incident" five days after the party.
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Diverted operations funding to Keg dinners with his girlfriend, then bus broke down on the way to a weekend sweep at Cambrian. Associate athletic director "not pleased."
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"Marist deserves modern basketball" said by the AD three times at a press conference announcing his firing, following recordings of his bus driver abuse released by players and a 97-54 loss to Le Moyne
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"I don't know why they'd put us on TV and then say we're only 24th in the country. You can tell the people who made whatever RPI is that I'm not impressed with them either. We'll keep playing for our fans and let the numbers and the critics take care of themselves."
October 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
@itschristmastown.bsky.social don't know if it's Hallmark that's shooting here but certainly a Hallmark-ass set decoration on this Hamilton, Ontario Irish pub. Just in case you needed to know prices were going up. Moderately.
October 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
October 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
"Understand me, yes? I defeated Bourg without them and we will defeat Limoges without them. They have quit on this team forever; that to me is clear. When we are building a program here we don't need this disloyalty."
October 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Openly campaigning for Conestoga job while attending preseason tournament "as a fan." Repeatedly claims to have been "Mountaineer of the Week" but refuses to say which week it was.
September 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
[while waving away the SID] "No, you know what? I didn't shake his hand. Why? 35 fouls to Dartmouth's four. Figure it out."
September 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Whispers about an assistant coach revolt intensify following losses to Humber and Canadore at home to drop to 1-7; has not left her Davis office in three days
September 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"I don't [expletive] report to the fans. I report to [athletic director] Josh [Whitman]."
September 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
August 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
August 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
July 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
July 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
July 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
July 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I don't care if the wall looks like this. An affront to the game.
June 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
June 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"I've promised Bruins basketball. I still think we can provide that next season. Will I be back? Will I--next question. Come on."
April 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Shoutout to Stokoe Plumbing for THIS horseshit move
April 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Worrying signs during his first coaching job in 20 years when he called timeout three seconds into the second quarter and later when he asked the officials "what that one meant" amidst a poor imitation of a charging call announcement
January 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
June 23, 2024 at 5:14 AM
January 26, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Finished 6-10 and lost in round 1 for the fifth year in a row, but only resigned in July after what was euphemistically described as "inviting a guest speaker who didn't meet the Martlet Mindset"
September 26, 2023 at 6:03 PM