Decroded Damsel
@fivehues.bsky.social
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🔞 minors gfto, adult content sometimes 🔞
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🔞 minors gfto, adult content sometimes 🔞
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Decroded Damsel
@fivehues.bsky.social
· Apr 28
they're everything...Coquette Dragoon folks
thank you to @IR-15.bsky.social for the amazing commission!
thank you to @IR-15.bsky.social for the amazing commission!
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
the absolute audacity for Spotify to charge me ten bucks a month and then tell me I've "run out of audiobook time" when I'm listening to Monte Cristo, a book which has existed for almost 200 years, I'm gonna delete this shit soon lmao
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
the absolute audacity for Spotify to charge me ten bucks a month and then tell me I've "run out of audiobook time" when I'm listening to Monte Cristo, a book which has existed for almost 200 years, I'm gonna delete this shit soon lmao
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every year it gets a little harder
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
every year it gets a little harder
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Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
is it good when you get an unsolicited dick pic from a number you don't know who knows your name and says he already met you but you still don't know who it is
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
is it good when you get an unsolicited dick pic from a number you don't know who knows your name and says he already met you but you still don't know who it is
someone should make a journalism outlet called "The Reasonable Center" or something that bills itself as centrist and nonpartisan, then flood it with stories about the horrors of capitalism and corruption to try and shift the overton window to where it ought to be
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
someone should make a journalism outlet called "The Reasonable Center" or something that bills itself as centrist and nonpartisan, then flood it with stories about the horrors of capitalism and corruption to try and shift the overton window to where it ought to be
first day working again after half a year of nothing--big step 💞
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
first day working again after half a year of nothing--big step 💞
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normalize platonic full body contact snuggle sleepovers
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
normalize platonic full body contact snuggle sleepovers
Employment drug screening is one of the most degrading, humiliating things someone can go through. How the fuck do we keep allowing them? Who would say it's necessary? It's dystopian.
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Employment drug screening is one of the most degrading, humiliating things someone can go through. How the fuck do we keep allowing them? Who would say it's necessary? It's dystopian.
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3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
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Holding ur platonic besties hand while they get railed is so important
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Holding ur platonic besties hand while they get railed is so important
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Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
we apparently have crushes on each other and now I feel like a guilty catholic every time I think about thirstposting on here again 😭
when someone you know irl follows your account is that an invitation to shape up or get worse
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
we apparently have crushes on each other and now I feel like a guilty catholic every time I think about thirstposting on here again 😭
thanks, it's the most horrifying thing I've ever read
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
thanks, it's the most horrifying thing I've ever read
Weimar liberals in interwar Germany had more of a fucking backbone than this. I'm so disgusted I could spit
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Weimar liberals in interwar Germany had more of a fucking backbone than this. I'm so disgusted I could spit
when someone you know irl follows your account is that an invitation to shape up or get worse
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
when someone you know irl follows your account is that an invitation to shape up or get worse
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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every clip people post about northernlion is him saying some "you need to touch grass. engage in earthly virtues, the pleasures of the spirit and the mind. reject dopamine. seek transcendence" while he plays 'Subway Surfers But It Makes You Addicted to Slot Machines' in the background
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
every clip people post about northernlion is him saying some "you need to touch grass. engage in earthly virtues, the pleasures of the spirit and the mind. reject dopamine. seek transcendence" while he plays 'Subway Surfers But It Makes You Addicted to Slot Machines' in the background
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hey i hope your day goes okay. i hope you rest if you need it and take a step or two toward your goals if you’re able to and give yourself grace if you can’t
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
hey i hope your day goes okay. i hope you rest if you need it and take a step or two toward your goals if you’re able to and give yourself grace if you can’t
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dick cheney's dead, mamdani is mayor, and eu5 just came out. this is such a huge day for autistic trans women
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
dick cheney's dead, mamdani is mayor, and eu5 just came out. this is such a huge day for autistic trans women
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I will teach you to play EU5 for $7 this month. (Within what I can reasonably fit into my schedule, of course.)
Biggest discount we've ever offered for this tier.
Biggest discount we've ever offered for this tier.
Intimidated by EU5? We're offering a 30% off discount on your first month of the 3MA Patreon at the Discord Access tier and above, where @len.bsky.social can be your personal part-time tutor. Plus you'll get to hang out with our community of strategy experts!
Patreon.com/3MA
Code: LEARNEU5
Patreon.com/3MA
Code: LEARNEU5
It's finally here! @len.bsky.social, @rowan.monster, and @jonbolds.bsky.social set sail into Europa Universalis 5 to answer burning questions like, "Is it actually good?" and, "Is it even possible to evaluate it that straightforwardly at all at this point?"
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November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I will teach you to play EU5 for $7 this month. (Within what I can reasonably fit into my schedule, of course.)
Biggest discount we've ever offered for this tier.
Biggest discount we've ever offered for this tier.
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yall i officially got offered a job! a really well paying WFH job!
im so relieved i could cry
im so relieved i could cry
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
yall i officially got offered a job! a really well paying WFH job!
im so relieved i could cry
im so relieved i could cry