Fivehead
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Fivehead
@fivehead75.bsky.social
Friend of the Forest Animals
Rush. Spirit of Radio.
Comfortably Numb is my favorite “no fuckin duh” class rock song.

Which is your favorite?
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Tramp the Dirt Down. Elvis Costello
When it happens, which song do you think will top the charts? (like with "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" when Margaret Thatcher isekai'd to Avernus)
October 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
@espn.com : Guardians win World Series in game 7 walk- off grand slam! But first,we'll spend 28 minutes reviewing the Cowboys punt return coverage.
September 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Maybe posting to Twitter is even faster there
that'll do it
September 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Age verification: just hooked up my Zip drive to look at porn I downloaded from Earthlink newsgroups
age verification: loaded frogger from an external floppy drive
age verification
i still have an ICQ uin.
September 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Had all those plus the 8-track. One of the great albums, and the live album Paris also great
I bought breakfast in America in album, cassette, and later cd. They had so much good music out there
September 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
All seated within the Zone of Stench
Misery loves company. And man do they look miserable?
September 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Florida perfected chlamydia
September 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
That's the fake trump. The real trump is holed up with fake Melania
the haters and losers will say it's foolish to indulge in wild speculation but you can't deny it's extremely funny that they have to write headlines like this
August 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
So far there are just concepts of a death
August 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Are those whisperers in the room right now?
Bondi: "Our law enforcement officers are telling us that people are coming up to them on the street, they said a lot of people are walking by, whispering, saying 'thank you thank you thank you.'"
August 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
August 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Pussy
Tim Burchett says he lives in his office in DC because he's scared of crime in the city
August 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Next he'll try to put his dick on your back
Over on Twitter, Mark Halperin is disparaging me in an effort to get people to listen to his podcast, so here's a story that is worth remembering.
NBC and MSNBC sack Mark Halperin over harassment allegations
Veteran journalist Mark Halperin is let go by NBC News and MSNBC after sexual harassment claims.
www.bbc.com
August 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Doesn't the constitution say you have to have showered in the past 14 years?
😂🤥😂🤥😂
August 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Thanks, but I'll have the well done
August 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
"Where's my goddamn omelet station?!"
That’s exactly what he’s doing. So tacky. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad. All it’s missing is a shuffleboard court and a bingo caller.
August 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Is Foxcon one of them?
Trump: There are a lot of factories and a lot of plants that are either under construction or soon will be starting construction. Can't tell you exactly when….
August 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I definitely remember the super bowl they won when they signed those guys
Micah Parsons has requested a trade.

The Cowboys are no strangers to contract holdouts, often involving prominent players. Since 2019, Ezekiel Elliott, Zack Martin and CeeDee Lamb all staged holdouts before signing late in the summer, but none advanced to the point of requesting a trade.
August 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Are those the same guys who rebuilt the Iraqi stock exchange?
Something stinks.

Trump’s biggest immigrant concentration camp, 5,000 beds at Fort Bliss, is going to be built by a company registered to a single-family house in Henrico.

They just scored a $1.2 billion Army contract. Their biggest contract before this was only $16 million.

You do the math.
July 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
2 weeks in business days
President Trump says he will give Russia/Putin 10 days from today to reach an agreement with Ukraine or Russia will face further economic penalties.

Surprisingly, not two weeks!
July 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I had the 8 track
Rest in Peace Chuck Mangione. The master of the flugel horn.

"Feels So Good" was everywhere.

Raise your hand if this banger was played in your home growing up. 🎶🎶🎶🎶
July 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Huckleberry Chucklefuck was thinking about getting some cock in his mouth
Oh my.
things are going great on Larry Kudlow's show
July 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Hold on, looking for any mentions of air force in the constitution
July 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Monica Lewinsky didn't lie for fascists
July 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM