Sam (BSOD edition)
@fish-malk.bsky.social
Oh moses what a chassis
Oh right also she/her I forgot
Oh right also she/her I forgot
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Sam (BSOD edition)
@fish-malk.bsky.social
· Jan 22
FUCK i was so pissed yesterday I forgot to say its joever
I love my absolute buffoon if a loser cringe dog so much
May 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I love my absolute buffoon if a loser cringe dog so much
Tge greatest part of being raised Munchausen by proxy is that I know that I do have serious medical issues but it's really hard to tell what they are bc I've been diagnosed with so many not real things and I'm terrified of doctors so I can't go get real help
April 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Tge greatest part of being raised Munchausen by proxy is that I know that I do have serious medical issues but it's really hard to tell what they are bc I've been diagnosed with so many not real things and I'm terrified of doctors so I can't go get real help
We should abolish temperatures above 15
April 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
We should abolish temperatures above 15
Going to put "for the fairest" in my will
April 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Going to put "for the fairest" in my will
Eugh I need more endorphins
April 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Eugh I need more endorphins
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Name two better friends than oligarchs and manipulating rubes with transphobia
April 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Name two better friends than oligarchs and manipulating rubes with transphobia
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Sorry, not to be overly personal, but as a non-binary individual I do take a lot of her rampant hate personally, so not that sorry, but if Harry Potter was real JK Rowling would have broken the land speed record to be first in line to sign up for the Death Eaters. 1/
April 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Sorry, not to be overly personal, but as a non-binary individual I do take a lot of her rampant hate personally, so not that sorry, but if Harry Potter was real JK Rowling would have broken the land speed record to be first in line to sign up for the Death Eaters. 1/
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Christians are not persecuted in the United States
April 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Christians are not persecuted in the United States
Dogs in this generation are just lazy, back in my day we didn't have any of those "dog treats" and "dog parks" and whatever nonsense, they just went to the dog factory all day every day to manufacture cars (not chaseable)
April 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Dogs in this generation are just lazy, back in my day we didn't have any of those "dog treats" and "dog parks" and whatever nonsense, they just went to the dog factory all day every day to manufacture cars (not chaseable)
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Illustration from Baba Yaga’s Cat - a story in My Big Book of Cat Stories, written by various authors and illustrated by Adrienne Ségur. 1965.
April 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Illustration from Baba Yaga’s Cat - a story in My Big Book of Cat Stories, written by various authors and illustrated by Adrienne Ségur. 1965.
Eugh I hate doctors 😣
April 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Eugh I hate doctors 😣
I do not like this day
April 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I do not like this day
Inter hyperfixation depression
April 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Inter hyperfixation depression
You know that phase of sleep deprivation where you just get really high and laugh about the name keith to yourself for two hours but can't sleep? Hi yes keith is a really funny name
April 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
You know that phase of sleep deprivation where you just get really high and laugh about the name keith to yourself for two hours but can't sleep? Hi yes keith is a really funny name
I hate everything and everyone rn
April 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I hate everything and everyone rn
My dog is so pretty
April 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My dog is so pretty
I cant believe areelu let me go outside dressed like this
March 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I cant believe areelu let me go outside dressed like this
Why must camellia be heterosexual <\3
March 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Why must camellia be heterosexual <\3
What's the point anyway
March 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
What's the point anyway
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In the 1920s, Stalin dictated that only certain car manufacturers were considered suitable in Communist Russia. In order to push this mandate he instructed people to only by these brands to prop up the manufacturing plants he was expanding in Gorky
He also declared owning one
Just saying…
He also declared owning one
Just saying…
March 11, 2025 at 10:17 AM
In the 1920s, Stalin dictated that only certain car manufacturers were considered suitable in Communist Russia. In order to push this mandate he instructed people to only by these brands to prop up the manufacturing plants he was expanding in Gorky
He also declared owning one
Just saying…
He also declared owning one
Just saying…
I have had four separate boys in the past three days ask me WhAtS ThAt On YoUr NecK its like they're devolving into apes that don't know basic politeness
March 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I have had four separate boys in the past three days ask me WhAtS ThAt On YoUr NecK its like they're devolving into apes that don't know basic politeness
Why must I have insides at a time like this
March 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Why must I have insides at a time like this
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shout-out to the haters who reply with crap but STILL add alt text to their images. you're good people (well kinda).
February 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
shout-out to the haters who reply with crap but STILL add alt text to their images. you're good people (well kinda).
Someone talk me down from keying this tesla
February 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Someone talk me down from keying this tesla
Fucking tesla parked in my fucking spot
February 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fucking tesla parked in my fucking spot