Morph the Xenomagnet
@xenomagnet.bsky.social
Like the Mary Celeste, I appear out of the gloom looking all weird and disheveled. Many explanations are given; most point at the eldritch or supernatural. However, really I’m just the product of several unlikely but terrible decisions
Pinned
I like
🎥Movies
📺TV
🦹♂️Comics
🎧Podcasts
🗞️News
🀄Board games
🕹️Video games
🎲TTRPGs
🎹Music
👨👧👧My daughters
🫦My girlfriend
🐶My bassets
🫖Tea
🥔Crisps
🥧Pies
❓Puzzles
🏰History
⚖️Equality
↗️Northumberland
🤔Quizzes
💻Excel
🥃Rum
🗣️Heated debate
🍜Ramen
🌶️Chilli
🎓Learning
🍀My good fortune
👽Freaks like me
📝Lists
#promosky
🎥Movies
📺TV
🦹♂️Comics
🎧Podcasts
🗞️News
🀄Board games
🕹️Video games
🎲TTRPGs
🎹Music
👨👧👧My daughters
🫦My girlfriend
🐶My bassets
🫖Tea
🥔Crisps
🥧Pies
❓Puzzles
🏰History
⚖️Equality
↗️Northumberland
🤔Quizzes
💻Excel
🥃Rum
🗣️Heated debate
🍜Ramen
🌶️Chilli
🎓Learning
🍀My good fortune
👽Freaks like me
📝Lists
#promosky
Someone unexpected had a goth moment this morning
August 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Someone unexpected had a goth moment this morning
Watching and reading Trump’s loss of control of the Epstein discussion and the MAGA base turning on him keeps reminding me of this quote
there is no fate but what we make for ourselves written on a screen
ALT: there is no fate but what we make for ourselves written on a screen
media.tenor.com
July 25, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Watching and reading Trump’s loss of control of the Epstein discussion and the MAGA base turning on him keeps reminding me of this quote
I’ve been reading how often sex predators suddenly announce health problems just after being accused publicly
Weinstein and Cosby for example
In other, completely unrelated news: The White House’s announcement of Trump’s health problems are currently appearing on the news
Weinstein and Cosby for example
In other, completely unrelated news: The White House’s announcement of Trump’s health problems are currently appearing on the news
July 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I’ve been reading how often sex predators suddenly announce health problems just after being accused publicly
Weinstein and Cosby for example
In other, completely unrelated news: The White House’s announcement of Trump’s health problems are currently appearing on the news
Weinstein and Cosby for example
In other, completely unrelated news: The White House’s announcement of Trump’s health problems are currently appearing on the news
This possibly one of the most confusing photos I’ve ever seen
It has not been edited
It has not been edited
July 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
This possibly one of the most confusing photos I’ve ever seen
It has not been edited
It has not been edited
I genuinely appreciate that
July 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I genuinely appreciate that
Two things extra to note
1: I could have replaced them at any point. Money wasn’t an issue
2: The old ones will not be thrown out. They will become another pair of ‘back-up’ trainers
1: I could have replaced them at any point. Money wasn’t an issue
2: The old ones will not be thrown out. They will become another pair of ‘back-up’ trainers
July 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Two things extra to note
1: I could have replaced them at any point. Money wasn’t an issue
2: The old ones will not be thrown out. They will become another pair of ‘back-up’ trainers
1: I could have replaced them at any point. Money wasn’t an issue
2: The old ones will not be thrown out. They will become another pair of ‘back-up’ trainers
I’m not quite sure what this says about me:
So I eventually got some new trainers today. Not because my old ones needed replacing today
Nooooo
My old ones needed replacing months ago but I’d been fixing them with duck tape and glue and saying “that’ll do”
Is this just me?
So I eventually got some new trainers today. Not because my old ones needed replacing today
Nooooo
My old ones needed replacing months ago but I’d been fixing them with duck tape and glue and saying “that’ll do”
Is this just me?
July 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I’m not quite sure what this says about me:
So I eventually got some new trainers today. Not because my old ones needed replacing today
Nooooo
My old ones needed replacing months ago but I’d been fixing them with duck tape and glue and saying “that’ll do”
Is this just me?
So I eventually got some new trainers today. Not because my old ones needed replacing today
Nooooo
My old ones needed replacing months ago but I’d been fixing them with duck tape and glue and saying “that’ll do”
Is this just me?
This guy seems to think Christianity is English
He’s in for a shock if he ever reads the bible
Or is he supporting Druids?
He’s in for a shock if he ever reads the bible
Or is he supporting Druids?
July 9, 2025 at 9:52 AM
This guy seems to think Christianity is English
He’s in for a shock if he ever reads the bible
Or is he supporting Druids?
He’s in for a shock if he ever reads the bible
Or is he supporting Druids?
As is traditional
May 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
As is traditional
Happy World Goth Day everybody
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May 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Happy World Goth Day everybody
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I’m calling it:
Andor Season 2 was perfect
Not just a perfect series; it was like watching around 10 perfect films
Every episode gave you joy, action heart and/or tears (pun intended)
I loved it. I cannot praise this enough
And around the world, like me, everyone has Rogue 1 lined up to watch
Andor Season 2 was perfect
Not just a perfect series; it was like watching around 10 perfect films
Every episode gave you joy, action heart and/or tears (pun intended)
I loved it. I cannot praise this enough
And around the world, like me, everyone has Rogue 1 lined up to watch
a woman in a military uniform says this is exactly what they want .
ALT: a woman in a military uniform says this is exactly what they want .
media.tenor.com
May 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I’m calling it:
Andor Season 2 was perfect
Not just a perfect series; it was like watching around 10 perfect films
Every episode gave you joy, action heart and/or tears (pun intended)
I loved it. I cannot praise this enough
And around the world, like me, everyone has Rogue 1 lined up to watch
Andor Season 2 was perfect
Not just a perfect series; it was like watching around 10 perfect films
Every episode gave you joy, action heart and/or tears (pun intended)
I loved it. I cannot praise this enough
And around the world, like me, everyone has Rogue 1 lined up to watch
I can’t wait for Eurovision next week
This article gives a great run down of the artists trying to qualify for the final this week
Some amazing songs here, some very curious fashion choices - and also a lot of dross. Love it
This article gives a great run down of the artists trying to qualify for the final this week
Some amazing songs here, some very curious fashion choices - and also a lot of dross. Love it
Magic spells, innuendo and riddles: Your guide to all 37 Eurovision songs
With just a week to go, here's our guide to the songs and artists taking part in Eurovision 2025.
www.bbc.co.uk
May 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I can’t wait for Eurovision next week
This article gives a great run down of the artists trying to qualify for the final this week
Some amazing songs here, some very curious fashion choices - and also a lot of dross. Love it
This article gives a great run down of the artists trying to qualify for the final this week
Some amazing songs here, some very curious fashion choices - and also a lot of dross. Love it
Good
The video of the tree falling is just heartbreaking
Apparently there’s a chance the sentencing could be televised?
How are they still denying it when the evidence is so voluminous, compelling and easy to verify?
The video of the tree falling is just heartbreaking
Apparently there’s a chance the sentencing could be televised?
How are they still denying it when the evidence is so voluminous, compelling and easy to verify?
Two men guilty of felling world-famous Sycamore Gap tree
Daniel Graham, 39, and Adam Carruthers, 32, both from Cumbria, are each convicted of two counts of criminal damage.
www.bbc.co.uk
May 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Good
The video of the tree falling is just heartbreaking
Apparently there’s a chance the sentencing could be televised?
How are they still denying it when the evidence is so voluminous, compelling and easy to verify?
The video of the tree falling is just heartbreaking
Apparently there’s a chance the sentencing could be televised?
How are they still denying it when the evidence is so voluminous, compelling and easy to verify?
Recently, I’ve been rescuing plants that were look neglected around the house
I was doing well with them but one looked too far gone
Today I can announce a shoot!
I was doing well with them but one looked too far gone
Today I can announce a shoot!
May 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Recently, I’ve been rescuing plants that were look neglected around the house
I was doing well with them but one looked too far gone
Today I can announce a shoot!
I was doing well with them but one looked too far gone
Today I can announce a shoot!
Decided to take the dogs to Beamish today and one of them decided to help authorities with an investigation
May 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Decided to take the dogs to Beamish today and one of them decided to help authorities with an investigation
Expect a lot of films to get cancelled or suffer major release date changes now
May 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Expect a lot of films to get cancelled or suffer major release date changes now
He literally called this a “National Security Threat”
Just when you think you’ve seen all the dumb, he pulls another awesomely stupid idea out of his ass
Just when you think you’ve seen all the dumb, he pulls another awesomely stupid idea out of his ass
Trump tariffs: US president says foreign movies to be hit with 100% levies
The president blamed foreign-made movies for the American film industry's "very fast death".
www.bbc.com
May 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
He literally called this a “National Security Threat”
Just when you think you’ve seen all the dumb, he pulls another awesomely stupid idea out of his ass
Just when you think you’ve seen all the dumb, he pulls another awesomely stupid idea out of his ass
O say does that Crown-Spangled banner yet reign,
O’er the lands of the tea, and the Queen’s vast domain?
O’er the lands of the tea, and the Queen’s vast domain?
May 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
O say does that Crown-Spangled banner yet reign,
O’er the lands of the tea, and the Queen’s vast domain?
O’er the lands of the tea, and the Queen’s vast domain?
Legally, if any more statutes in the Declaration of Independence are broken then it becomes null and void and America reverts back to Britain
May 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Legally, if any more statutes in the Declaration of Independence are broken then it becomes null and void and America reverts back to Britain
I recently ramped up my job hunting and this week I have been given two very strong leads from recruiters and one of them is a dream job
So keeping my fingers crossed. Will hopefully get some information on them next week
Gonna need to buy myself a new suit
So keeping my fingers crossed. Will hopefully get some information on them next week
Gonna need to buy myself a new suit
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a yellow cardigan .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a yellow cardigan .
media.tenor.com
May 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I recently ramped up my job hunting and this week I have been given two very strong leads from recruiters and one of them is a dream job
So keeping my fingers crossed. Will hopefully get some information on them next week
Gonna need to buy myself a new suit
So keeping my fingers crossed. Will hopefully get some information on them next week
Gonna need to buy myself a new suit