Fiona Geist
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Fiona Geist
@fionamaevegeist.bsky.social
I never try anything. I just do it. Wanna try me?

Currently a bookseller
Everchosen of Chaos
clearing 3 stars in all of Overcooked 2 (i am pretty good at solo puzzle play on games that are meant for groups of people)
clearing FF7 Remake (i don't like ARPG controls)
grinding Bloodstained: RotN (100% item completion is brutal and there is a room i missed somewhere)
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Currently trying for:
Cleaning up stuff i didn't really want to do in Persona 5 Royale (i don't think Joker should romance a child with PTSD or join the maid cafe or get romantically involved with his depressed teacher)
Cleaning up stuff i didn't do in Blands3 (i hate reorienting)
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
you forgot adding elements of comedy to all action films so there aren't any good/tense/realistic/actual practical action sequences anymore but don't worry there will be a lol random stinger (i think these ghouls should be fed to each other)
November 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
but also genre with the highest slop % historically since comedy was generally a glue factory
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
comedy really feels like a dead horse sometimes
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Blands 3 (currently bugged out YAY)
Overcooked 2
Persona 5: Royale
Katamari Damancy Reroll
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Reposted by Fiona Geist
The entire pundit class has convinced people for so long that their “analysis” was somehow necessary and valuable when in reality it was just a con game to manufacture consent for bias-confirming “strategies” that only benefited the capitalist class and guaranteed pundits career security.
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
For what it is worth: i have never and will never given money to any USAian political organization other than the IWW
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
which since i came out (~Obama's first term) means basically all minority populations will be blamed for losses to court an imaginary centrist white person who does not and has never existed that the party is unbearably wet for and is basically a nationalist pro-banker who is open to liberal policy
November 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm a cynic insofar as i know i am not represented in the sham democracy the oligarchs that run my country allow me to vote in provided i show identification and accept thousands of pleas for money from a party whose active support for an ongoing genocide with few exceptions tanked them nationally
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
oh yeah his export really is just... (stares into the middle distance trying to manifest her hatred tulpa)
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
enemy of flavor, destroyer of tradition, slopifier of vibrant food
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Jamie Oliver may be the worst example of "confident TV chef bro fucking up cultural cooking with nightmare slop no reasonable human would want to consume"
October 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM