Britt
@finehamabounds.bsky.social
37 || saskatchewan•🇨🇦 || she/her
anon donor-conceived || dcp🤝adoptees
‘Why do I have to co-sign when you need a hot tub? Because that’s what family does.’ 🐠💨
anon donor-conceived || dcp🤝adoptees
‘Why do I have to co-sign when you need a hot tub? Because that’s what family does.’ 🐠💨
A highlight of 2025 was transferring to a store where my youngest associate was 18. When it came up that I was anon-DCP, and compared DC and adoption to trafficking, she did not hesitate to say, ‘that makes so much sense’. Instant ally. No pushback. Angry as all of us.
It’s that simple.
It’s that simple.
January 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
A highlight of 2025 was transferring to a store where my youngest associate was 18. When it came up that I was anon-DCP, and compared DC and adoption to trafficking, she did not hesitate to say, ‘that makes so much sense’. Instant ally. No pushback. Angry as all of us.
It’s that simple.
It’s that simple.
Today I hit the ice harder than an ICE agent, arse over elbows, and it was wild enough that I couldn’t get up for over a minute, just laying in the road with a newly aligned spine. #TheseOldBones
January 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Today I hit the ice harder than an ICE agent, arse over elbows, and it was wild enough that I couldn’t get up for over a minute, just laying in the road with a newly aligned spine. #TheseOldBones
In 1990, my uncle founded the first gay bookstore in Shane Hollander’s hometown … I mean Ottawa, owning and operating it for decades. He’s a cool guy. These days he sends me gift certificates that I use to buy gay books in Saskatchewan. The goat.
January 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
In 1990, my uncle founded the first gay bookstore in Shane Hollander’s hometown … I mean Ottawa, owning and operating it for decades. He’s a cool guy. These days he sends me gift certificates that I use to buy gay books in Saskatchewan. The goat.
OK but this is the realest author bio I’ve ever read. @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
OK but this is the realest author bio I’ve ever read. @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social
tbh it was wild for Slovakia to be at quarterfinals in the first place 🪦 bummer we won’t be playing USA either but at least I can tap out from caring about this tournament for another year lol.
January 3, 2026 at 1:19 PM
tbh it was wild for Slovakia to be at quarterfinals in the first place 🪦 bummer we won’t be playing USA either but at least I can tap out from caring about this tournament for another year lol.
My existence was bought and paid for at the expense of my own well-being, and not enough people get thiiissssss like even my own mother now fucking gets this.
#donorconception #dcp
#donorconception #dcp
🧵Unpopular opinions:
- The fertility INDUSTRY* cannot be reformed because it is an INDUSTRY.
*Specifically the part that centres on donation and surrogacy. I have no issue with people having IVF using their own swimmers and eggs.
#fertility #surrogacy #donorconception 🥚
- The fertility INDUSTRY* cannot be reformed because it is an INDUSTRY.
*Specifically the part that centres on donation and surrogacy. I have no issue with people having IVF using their own swimmers and eggs.
#fertility #surrogacy #donorconception 🥚
January 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
My existence was bought and paid for at the expense of my own well-being, and not enough people get thiiissssss like even my own mother now fucking gets this.
#donorconception #dcp
#donorconception #dcp
I don’t know how to express how often I think of Ecce Homo but it’s daily for certain. RIP, and may your heavenly bed be as far from the noisy ice machine as your haters are to gods.
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I don’t know how to express how often I think of Ecce Homo but it’s daily for certain. RIP, and may your heavenly bed be as far from the noisy ice machine as your haters are to gods.
Reminder that both the discontinuation of smaller smartphones (citing ‘lack of interest’) and the pocket sizes in jeans for women are inherently sexist.
pudding.cool/2018/08/pock...
pudding.cool/2018/08/pock...
Women
If you wear women
pudding.cool
December 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Reminder that both the discontinuation of smaller smartphones (citing ‘lack of interest’) and the pocket sizes in jeans for women are inherently sexist.
pudding.cool/2018/08/pock...
pudding.cool/2018/08/pock...
Me: *agrees to insurance terms and agreements*
Agent: Great! Shall I connect you with one of our investment advisors?
Me: bruh I work retail.
Agent: Great! Shall I connect you with one of our investment advisors?
Me: bruh I work retail.
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Me: *agrees to insurance terms and agreements*
Agent: Great! Shall I connect you with one of our investment advisors?
Me: bruh I work retail.
Agent: Great! Shall I connect you with one of our investment advisors?
Me: bruh I work retail.
After heavy snowfall trapped my car in February 2024, I used Uber to travel 1.8km. I left a $7 tip (roadster crap) and rated 5 ⭐️ … and received less than 5 ⭐️ in return, breaking my 5.0 rating. To this very god damn day I lose sleep over it. How did I offend this butthole in SEVEN MINUTES?
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
After heavy snowfall trapped my car in February 2024, I used Uber to travel 1.8km. I left a $7 tip (roadster crap) and rated 5 ⭐️ … and received less than 5 ⭐️ in return, breaking my 5.0 rating. To this very god damn day I lose sleep over it. How did I offend this butthole in SEVEN MINUTES?
I guess YouTube does a wrapped now and I feel personally attacked.
December 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I guess YouTube does a wrapped now and I feel personally attacked.
The fact that I would drive the Deerfoot in Calgary over Ring Road in Regina surely says something about me.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The fact that I would drive the Deerfoot in Calgary over Ring Road in Regina surely says something about me.
When ur the only one at the science centre IMAX for Wicked For Good and they’re just like food on the house enjoy the show we’re gonna start it early for you.
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
When ur the only one at the science centre IMAX for Wicked For Good and they’re just like food on the house enjoy the show we’re gonna start it early for you.
The level of dedication drivers have for proving that yes, the AliExpress crap I ordered WAS delivered and cannot be denied. I’ll never forget when Canada Post took my SportChek order TO SportChek, instead of taking it to my store 20m away. SC declined it and it went back to the sender RIP.
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The level of dedication drivers have for proving that yes, the AliExpress crap I ordered WAS delivered and cannot be denied. I’ll never forget when Canada Post took my SportChek order TO SportChek, instead of taking it to my store 20m away. SC declined it and it went back to the sender RIP.
The only thing infant formula is used for is feeding infants. Locking it up is complete garbage - if someone out there steals it and sells it for less, GOOD. This isn’t like robbing a hardware store - formula will go to an infant regardless. 🤦♀️ tf is this even
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The only thing infant formula is used for is feeding infants. Locking it up is complete garbage - if someone out there steals it and sells it for less, GOOD. This isn’t like robbing a hardware store - formula will go to an infant regardless. 🤦♀️ tf is this even
Daylight Savings as a concept sounds so stupid that I’m glad I’ve never had to experience it first hand. The most I’ve been inconvenienced by it is a change in time of inter-provincial Teams meetings.
Everyone agrees it’s stupid.
Everyone agrees it’s stupid.
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Daylight Savings as a concept sounds so stupid that I’m glad I’ve never had to experience it first hand. The most I’ve been inconvenienced by it is a change in time of inter-provincial Teams meetings.
Everyone agrees it’s stupid.
Everyone agrees it’s stupid.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Yesterday I saw an image of the shocker hand with the phrase, ‘one in the thoughts, two in the prayers’, which is actually fantastic because it’s now what I’ll think of when I see a car sporting that decal. A sense of peace. A problem solved. Years of dirt washed away.
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Yesterday I saw an image of the shocker hand with the phrase, ‘one in the thoughts, two in the prayers’, which is actually fantastic because it’s now what I’ll think of when I see a car sporting that decal. A sense of peace. A problem solved. Years of dirt washed away.
I am so, so desperate to have my birth certificate reverted. My stepdad (no shade) legally adopted me as an adult, but didn’t know my BC would be rewritten. Given my actual dad has been 🪦 since ‘07, I don’t even know if this is possible as I learned since then I was anonymously donor conceived.
why, as adults, can’t we annul our adoptions?
why are we not free to reclaim our original identities, but instead must forever remain tethered to a legal contrivance made with no possibility of our consent?
why are we not free to reclaim our original identities, but instead must forever remain tethered to a legal contrivance made with no possibility of our consent?
November 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I am so, so desperate to have my birth certificate reverted. My stepdad (no shade) legally adopted me as an adult, but didn’t know my BC would be rewritten. Given my actual dad has been 🪦 since ‘07, I don’t even know if this is possible as I learned since then I was anonymously donor conceived.
So I found the store. The store than advertises them. The store that sells them online.
The store does not have them. It is also a gamble. They will sell them online tho.
I’m trying to not by upset but I feel so defeated by the entire concept of this as I’d gone beyond the end product.
The store does not have them. It is also a gamble. They will sell them online tho.
I’m trying to not by upset but I feel so defeated by the entire concept of this as I’d gone beyond the end product.
I initially wanted one because they’re basically Marge’s 🥔 - ‘I just think they’re neat’. At this stage in the game I’m now making a 3hr round trip through Vancouver to a store that will literally just sell me one for very little markup. Basically what I’d pay on the website with shipping.
October 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
So I found the store. The store than advertises them. The store that sells them online.
The store does not have them. It is also a gamble. They will sell them online tho.
I’m trying to not by upset but I feel so defeated by the entire concept of this as I’d gone beyond the end product.
The store does not have them. It is also a gamble. They will sell them online tho.
I’m trying to not by upset but I feel so defeated by the entire concept of this as I’d gone beyond the end product.
I’m always on a notification list for Labubu restocks but they usually happen when I’m at work. Last night I learned it’s not enough to add one to your basket, but it’s an unhinged game of rapid clicking and high stakes and holy crap I just want to buy one like a normal human wtf is this.
October 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I’m always on a notification list for Labubu restocks but they usually happen when I’m at work. Last night I learned it’s not enough to add one to your basket, but it’s an unhinged game of rapid clicking and high stakes and holy crap I just want to buy one like a normal human wtf is this.
I know people are scandalized that the White House has been partially demolished, but we’ve been begging for years for someone to take a wrecking ball to 24 Sussex so you’re welcome to redirect them.
October 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I know people are scandalized that the White House has been partially demolished, but we’ve been begging for years for someone to take a wrecking ball to 24 Sussex so you’re welcome to redirect them.
I personally wanna see this 1992/1993 Taz collab come out of retirement.
October 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I personally wanna see this 1992/1993 Taz collab come out of retirement.
My attention span in 2025 sucks, but every iteration of this album, from OG to Side B to ten years later has been ZERO SKIPS. 🥲
#emotion
#emotion
Carly rae jepsen album will clear this tswift album. Proper pop is back
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
My attention span in 2025 sucks, but every iteration of this album, from OG to Side B to ten years later has been ZERO SKIPS. 🥲
#emotion
#emotion
My store closes (permanently) in under an hour and every 👏 single 👏 fitting 👏 room 👏 has been left like this. Over and over. Half of the hangers are still on the sales floor 😭
October 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My store closes (permanently) in under an hour and every 👏 single 👏 fitting 👏 room 👏 has been left like this. Over and over. Half of the hangers are still on the sales floor 😭