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Britt
@finehamabounds.bsky.social
37 || saskatchewan•🇨🇦 || she/her
anon donor-conceived || dcp🤝adoptees

‘Why do I have to co-sign when you need a hot tub? Because that’s what family does.’ 🐠💨
I mean probably for the best …
January 27, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I was pumped to wear a cute corduroy shirt dress to my new job today, what with January being so mild … but then January was like LOL nah I’m just late this year.

I still walked in dress pants and even tho I’ve been indoors for 20 mins my legs have still not thawed. #WhatTheForecast #Saskatoon
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Also omg this pic of me while in Toronto for a Potter convention in 2007 holding the cursed tome in question. Hate flows thru me like a Sith Lord.
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
In 1990, my uncle founded the first gay bookstore in Shane Hollander’s hometown … I mean Ottawa, owning and operating it for decades. He’s a cool guy. These days he sends me gift certificates that I use to buy gay books in Saskatchewan. The goat.
January 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
OK but this is the realest author bio I’ve ever read. @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
tbh it was wild for Slovakia to be at quarterfinals in the first place 🪦 bummer we won’t be playing USA either but at least I can tap out from caring about this tournament for another year lol.
January 3, 2026 at 1:19 PM
After heavy snowfall trapped my car in February 2024, I used Uber to travel 1.8km. I left a $7 tip (roadster crap) and rated 5 ⭐️ … and received less than 5 ⭐️ in return, breaking my 5.0 rating. To this very god damn day I lose sleep over it. How did I offend this butthole in SEVEN MINUTES?
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I guess YouTube does a wrapped now and I feel personally attacked.
December 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
When ur the only one at the science centre IMAX for Wicked For Good and they’re just like food on the house enjoy the show we’re gonna start it early for you.
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The level of dedication drivers have for proving that yes, the AliExpress crap I ordered WAS delivered and cannot be denied. I’ll never forget when Canada Post took my SportChek order TO SportChek, instead of taking it to my store 20m away. SC declined it and it went back to the sender RIP.
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The only thing infant formula is used for is feeding infants. Locking it up is complete garbage - if someone out there steals it and sells it for less, GOOD. This isn’t like robbing a hardware store - formula will go to an infant regardless. 🤦‍♀️ tf is this even
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I personally wanna see this 1992/1993 Taz collab come out of retirement.
October 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My store closes (permanently) in under an hour and every 👏 single 👏 fitting 👏 room 👏 has been left like this. Over and over. Half of the hangers are still on the sales floor 😭
October 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I was fully on board until this happened.
September 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I only remembered a snippet of the ‘do-do-do-do! Come on everybody let’s Mousercise!’ But it was enough to throw it on Spotify and move this body around for a bit while FaceTiming my mother. I had called to admit to impulse buying this bag, but offset it by sending her money to pay down debt to her.
September 8, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Once a week from idk ‘91-‘94 or something, I attended gymnastics where we exclusively used Mousercise to warm up before being pushed into splits or skinning the cat. Gave a false sense of security.

I did Mousercise today can probably commit to it again tomorrow (7 mins) so call me a Mouseketeer. 💀
September 8, 2025 at 7:34 AM
After returning to work in 2020, the only food court option open for a while was Thai Express. I was jazzed af to work my way up to asking for the ‘second sweatiest girl’ spice level, a milestone quickly dropped after realizing I couldn’t sustain the cost. Back to ‘matte girl’ for me.
September 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
John Green: ‘Indigenous people were 10x more likely to die of TB as white Canadians’

Me, a yt settler in Saskatchewan: ‘ugh, checks out.’

JG: ‘levels of TB in Residential Schools was unprecedented. 8000 kids died of TB EACH YEAR.’

Me: *throws self out window*

JG: ‘… GONNA TELL U ABOUT TODAY …’
August 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
‘… no screens in your face’
August 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It came in PETITE. I was so ready as soon as I saw it - I was gonna go to work and be Star Wars. I was secretly gonna be Luke, Rey, Anakin, even Obi-Wan dropping it dramatically to call Anakin stupid …

…. but the back and why. WHY.
August 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’m falling to pieces over the meme that was directly above this post because this must be your 17-year-old at the door. @nemerevermore.bsky.social
July 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Imagine your elected MP stepping down so a bitch 3 provinces away who lost their seat can run in a byelection to reclaim influence. Shameful and embarrassing. A single person should not define your party. 🤢
June 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Urgent Care: closed 8:00 PM

Grocery store: closed 10:00 PM

Pharmacy: closed Midnight

Yet another cannabis store on 8th street: closed 3:00 AM

#SaskatoonShines
June 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Imagine being the number one country in the world for *checks notes* ‘requirements for blinds and window coverings’.
June 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM