Findus
@findus.bsky.social
Former journalist, current corporate waffle merchant. B for achievement, C for effort
Been to the gym before work and am primed for a day of answering colleagues' questions about my Christmas plans. In case you were wondering:
'Finish on the 23rd'
'A quiet one with the family'
'Sit in my pants on the sofa all day drinking pints of Baileys'
'Finish on the 23rd'
'A quiet one with the family'
'Sit in my pants on the sofa all day drinking pints of Baileys'
December 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Been to the gym before work and am primed for a day of answering colleagues' questions about my Christmas plans. In case you were wondering:
'Finish on the 23rd'
'A quiet one with the family'
'Sit in my pants on the sofa all day drinking pints of Baileys'
'Finish on the 23rd'
'A quiet one with the family'
'Sit in my pants on the sofa all day drinking pints of Baileys'
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And just like that, I’m banned from Marks & Spencer’s.
November 17, 2023 at 8:59 PM
And just like that, I’m banned from Marks & Spencer’s.
As a side note to this, Freddie from Freddie and the Dreamers touched up my stepmum on a caravanning holiday
Cheers to @pussellrarker.bsky.social and @ipsumlorem.bsky.social for the heads-up on this:
December 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
As a side note to this, Freddie from Freddie and the Dreamers touched up my stepmum on a caravanning holiday
Getting rid of our second car tomorrow and will try to get by with one. I'm giving it to charity, but before you start thinking I'm some sort of philanthropist, it's a 16-year-old Renault Clio with shonky electrics
December 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Getting rid of our second car tomorrow and will try to get by with one. I'm giving it to charity, but before you start thinking I'm some sort of philanthropist, it's a 16-year-old Renault Clio with shonky electrics
Watching a film at the cinema in the local arts centre/theatre. Turned up and a member of staff asked 'Are you late arrivals for Anton du Beke?' and I've never been more insulted in my life
December 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Watching a film at the cinema in the local arts centre/theatre. Turned up and a member of staff asked 'Are you late arrivals for Anton du Beke?' and I've never been more insulted in my life
Mrs F is getting me in the Christmas mood by *checks notes* taking me to the cinema to see an Iranian film about a victim of state torture
December 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Mrs F is getting me in the Christmas mood by *checks notes* taking me to the cinema to see an Iranian film about a victim of state torture
It's that time of year when everyone sends me work they've been sitting on for months before fucking off on their Christmas break
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 AM
It's that time of year when everyone sends me work they've been sitting on for months before fucking off on their Christmas break
Both my boys are home this weekend. The oldest one appears to have become an Australian cricketer. There's a whiff of mullet in his haircut and he answers every question with 'Yeah, no...'
December 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Both my boys are home this weekend. The oldest one appears to have become an Australian cricketer. There's a whiff of mullet in his haircut and he answers every question with 'Yeah, no...'
Forgot to adjust my smartwatch when I left the gym today and it thinks I've been on an exercise bike for 12 hours. Which is good news as I've now achieved my fitness goals up to next Tuesday
December 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Forgot to adjust my smartwatch when I left the gym today and it thinks I've been on an exercise bike for 12 hours. Which is good news as I've now achieved my fitness goals up to next Tuesday
However, in more positive news I've just taken possession of a load of fine German lager for Christmas that will definitely not all be drunk well before Christmas Eve
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
However, in more positive news I've just taken possession of a load of fine German lager for Christmas that will definitely not all be drunk well before Christmas Eve
I've been trying to have a more positive mindset in recent weeks but driving anywhere really puts that to the fucking test
December 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I've been trying to have a more positive mindset in recent weeks but driving anywhere really puts that to the fucking test
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January 1979, and the Iranian Revolution is in full swing. Buses magazine cover the hard facts on the ground.
December 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
January 1979, and the Iranian Revolution is in full swing. Buses magazine cover the hard facts on the ground.
In other news Sainsbury's ripe and ready avocados have come up trumps once again. One is as hard as a meteorite, the other a green ball bag of mush
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In other news Sainsbury's ripe and ready avocados have come up trumps once again. One is as hard as a meteorite, the other a green ball bag of mush
Mrs F is ill so is using this as an excuse to watch the world's worst films. She's currently on a romcom starring Cameron Diaz and Jude Law. Luckily I was at work when she watched Love Actually
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mrs F is ill so is using this as an excuse to watch the world's worst films. She's currently on a romcom starring Cameron Diaz and Jude Law. Luckily I was at work when she watched Love Actually
Well done to the people who booked back-to-back meetings across lunchtime. I'm having to photosynthesise
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Well done to the people who booked back-to-back meetings across lunchtime. I'm having to photosynthesise
These are quite astonishing, in that they don't taste anything like what's advertised on the packet. And not in a nice way either
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
These are quite astonishing, in that they don't taste anything like what's advertised on the packet. And not in a nice way either
I'm in a meeting where the word 'stakeholder' is being used far too many times for my liking*
*More than once
*More than once
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I'm in a meeting where the word 'stakeholder' is being used far too many times for my liking*
*More than once
*More than once
Supposed to be writing an essay today but the only thing I've learned is that spending the previous afternoon immersed in a lagoon of red wine doesn't really help
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Supposed to be writing an essay today but the only thing I've learned is that spending the previous afternoon immersed in a lagoon of red wine doesn't really help
Steak sandwich for lunch lads
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Steak sandwich for lunch lads
A new amp for my hi-fi is being delivered this morning
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
A new amp for my hi-fi is being delivered this morning
I've just made an extremely weak cup of tea
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I've just made an extremely weak cup of tea
I'm in a big theatre watching people recite 30-year-old catchphrases
a man is walking down a road in the countryside
ALT: a man is walking down a road in the countryside
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November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm in a big theatre watching people recite 30-year-old catchphrases
Have blocked off time in my work diary this morning to do some 'admin' and definitely not watch the cricket
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Have blocked off time in my work diary this morning to do some 'admin' and definitely not watch the cricket