@findmeonsmutlane.bsky.social
Middle aged married mom. Reader of all things monster | alien | dark | why choose | fantasy. Converses entirely in memes & emojis 😈
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I'm a 35yo married mom of two, that is addicted to her kindle, reading copious amounts of smut, drowning herself in iced coffee, and communicating everything via memes. So let's chat books, book boyfriends/girlfriends, and argue who has come up with the best monster peens 🍆
I'm a 35yo married mom of two, that is addicted to her kindle, reading copious amounts of smut, drowning herself in iced coffee, and communicating everything via memes. So let's chat books, book boyfriends/girlfriends, and argue who has come up with the best monster peens 🍆
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Ready to live your cozy cottagecore smutty dreams? 🤩
The Orc’s Sweetheart is now live!
Get it here: books2read.com/sweetheart
The Orc’s Sweetheart is a super cozy, sweet and spicy monster romcom, featuring:
👑 Plus-sized human FMC
💪 Beefy orc MMC
🏡 Cottagecore vibes
🫶 Found family
🏝️ Small town
The Orc’s Sweetheart is now live!
Get it here: books2read.com/sweetheart
The Orc’s Sweetheart is a super cozy, sweet and spicy monster romcom, featuring:
👑 Plus-sized human FMC
💪 Beefy orc MMC
🏡 Cottagecore vibes
🫶 Found family
🏝️ Small town
March 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Ready to live your cozy cottagecore smutty dreams? 🤩
The Orc’s Sweetheart is now live!
Get it here: books2read.com/sweetheart
The Orc’s Sweetheart is a super cozy, sweet and spicy monster romcom, featuring:
👑 Plus-sized human FMC
💪 Beefy orc MMC
🏡 Cottagecore vibes
🫶 Found family
🏝️ Small town
The Orc’s Sweetheart is now live!
Get it here: books2read.com/sweetheart
The Orc’s Sweetheart is a super cozy, sweet and spicy monster romcom, featuring:
👑 Plus-sized human FMC
💪 Beefy orc MMC
🏡 Cottagecore vibes
🫶 Found family
🏝️ Small town
Had an absolutely fantastic morning at Powell's books in Portland this morning for the friends & family sale 🖤🖤🖤 #bookhaul #booksale #bookshopping #romancebooks #monsterromancebooks #darkromancebooks #powellsbooks #portlandoregon
February 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Had an absolutely fantastic morning at Powell's books in Portland this morning for the friends & family sale 🖤🖤🖤 #bookhaul #booksale #bookshopping #romancebooks #monsterromancebooks #darkromancebooks #powellsbooks #portlandoregon
This was hot af and surprisingly sweet. The writing was so good, and the smut? 🥵🥵
#smuttybooks #erotica #taboo
#smuttybooks #erotica #taboo
January 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This was hot af and surprisingly sweet. The writing was so good, and the smut? 🥵🥵
#smuttybooks #erotica #taboo
#smuttybooks #erotica #taboo
Monsters just do it better 😊 @tiffanyroberts.bsky.social @emilyantoinette.bsky.social @rubydixon.bsky.social @opalreyne.bsky.social @victoriaaveline.bsky.social @zoeydraven.bsky.social #monsterromancebooks #alienromancebooks #bookboyfriends
January 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
New MMA dark why choose romance by Madi Danielle coming this Friday!
#darkromancebooks #newbookrelease #whychooseromancebooks #Indieauthor #kindleunlimited
#darkromancebooks #newbookrelease #whychooseromancebooks #Indieauthor #kindleunlimited
January 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
New MMA dark why choose romance by Madi Danielle coming this Friday!
#darkromancebooks #newbookrelease #whychooseromancebooks #Indieauthor #kindleunlimited
#darkromancebooks #newbookrelease #whychooseromancebooks #Indieauthor #kindleunlimited
Cannot wait to go peruse the bookstore later this morning. Will I be good and just look? Probably not. Because I have zero self control.
January 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Cannot wait to go peruse the bookstore later this morning. Will I be good and just look? Probably not. Because I have zero self control.
Go support my friends debut hockey romance that releases on the 24th on KU but the paperback went live on Amazon today! Love you @jennaaavh.bsky.social 🫶🏼🫶🏼
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DTJCNDP...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DTJCNDP...
January 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Go support my friends debut hockey romance that releases on the 24th on KU but the paperback went live on Amazon today! Love you @jennaaavh.bsky.social 🫶🏼🫶🏼
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DTJCNDP...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DTJCNDP...
Today I'm spending streaming the eras tour and reading monster smut. And giving a big 🖕🏼 to all those fuck heads in Washington today.
January 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Today I'm spending streaming the eras tour and reading monster smut. And giving a big 🖕🏼 to all those fuck heads in Washington today.
Wtf. Is TikTok back already? What is happening?
January 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wtf. Is TikTok back already? What is happening?
Also, I definitely did not save enough TikTok videos in time, but I'm glad this was of the highest priority #tiktok #tiktokban #pedropascal #pedropascaledit #dvcree
January 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Also, I definitely did not save enough TikTok videos in time, but I'm glad this was of the highest priority #tiktok #tiktokban #pedropascal #pedropascaledit #dvcree
Anyone else just completely disassociating this next week? My anxiety is thru the roof. And it simultaneously feels like I'm being too dramatic and not dramatic enough.... 😒
January 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Anyone else just completely disassociating this next week? My anxiety is thru the roof. And it simultaneously feels like I'm being too dramatic and not dramatic enough.... 😒
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RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter
January 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter
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Before we continue with mass following #booksky there’s probably some things I should share about my beliefs:
🖤 Human rights are for ALL
🖤 Pronouns will be respected
🖤 ALL forms of reading are reading
🖤 ALL genres are welcome
🖤 Diversity is a strength
🖤 Championing equality
🖤 Halloween year round
🖤 Human rights are for ALL
🖤 Pronouns will be respected
🖤 ALL forms of reading are reading
🖤 ALL genres are welcome
🖤 Diversity is a strength
🖤 Championing equality
🖤 Halloween year round
January 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Before we continue with mass following #booksky there’s probably some things I should share about my beliefs:
🖤 Human rights are for ALL
🖤 Pronouns will be respected
🖤 ALL forms of reading are reading
🖤 ALL genres are welcome
🖤 Diversity is a strength
🖤 Championing equality
🖤 Halloween year round
🖤 Human rights are for ALL
🖤 Pronouns will be respected
🖤 ALL forms of reading are reading
🖤 ALL genres are welcome
🖤 Diversity is a strength
🖤 Championing equality
🖤 Halloween year round
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It was never just another app.
It was Community.
It was Knowledge and News.
It was Nostalgia.
It was Entertainment.
It was Different.
It was Connection.
And yet we know that #booklovers will always find each other ❤️🩹🫶🏻
#booksky #tiktokban
It was Community.
It was Knowledge and News.
It was Nostalgia.
It was Entertainment.
It was Different.
It was Connection.
And yet we know that #booklovers will always find each other ❤️🩹🫶🏻
#booksky #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
It was never just another app.
It was Community.
It was Knowledge and News.
It was Nostalgia.
It was Entertainment.
It was Different.
It was Connection.
And yet we know that #booklovers will always find each other ❤️🩹🫶🏻
#booksky #tiktokban
It was Community.
It was Knowledge and News.
It was Nostalgia.
It was Entertainment.
It was Different.
It was Connection.
And yet we know that #booklovers will always find each other ❤️🩹🫶🏻
#booksky #tiktokban
I'm so beyond fucking pissed. The effect this will have... on so many things and so many aspects of every day life. I'm truly fucking speechless
January 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I'm so beyond fucking pissed. The effect this will have... on so many things and so many aspects of every day life. I'm truly fucking speechless
Got a new bookshelf so was rearranging things around, and now have a bunch of books to purge. I wish there was a book swap system where every time we want to clean out our shelves we can just swap books with people!
January 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Got a new bookshelf so was rearranging things around, and now have a bunch of books to purge. I wish there was a book swap system where every time we want to clean out our shelves we can just swap books with people!
I definitely overcommitted with arcs this month. But to be fair. I requested some of these MONTHS ago and they're all accepting me AND sending me the arcs barely 1-2 weeks before release. Authors can we PLEASE start giving them out farther in advance 🙏🏻
January 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I definitely overcommitted with arcs this month. But to be fair. I requested some of these MONTHS ago and they're all accepting me AND sending me the arcs barely 1-2 weeks before release. Authors can we PLEASE start giving them out farther in advance 🙏🏻
I am so over the rush and stress of the holidays. Just want to chill and read and enjoy my down time with the fam.
December 23, 2024 at 10:39 PM
I am so over the rush and stress of the holidays. Just want to chill and read and enjoy my down time with the fam.
PMSing and in a very bitchy mood today. Thank god for @jennaaavh.bsky.social always down to bitch about everything with me.
December 5, 2024 at 12:56 AM
PMSing and in a very bitchy mood today. Thank god for @jennaaavh.bsky.social always down to bitch about everything with me.
Saw the hooked collectors edition in store today, and the cover is veryyyyy blue completed to the black it looked in promo images 🤨
December 3, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Saw the hooked collectors edition in store today, and the cover is veryyyyy blue completed to the black it looked in promo images 🤨
Randomly deciding to go to Barnes & Noble this morning to check out their signed book sale turned out to be pretty damn good
a man wearing a hat and a black shirt is standing on a street and laughing .
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a black shirt is standing on a street and laughing .
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November 30, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Randomly deciding to go to Barnes & Noble this morning to check out their signed book sale turned out to be pretty damn good
Only perk of my entire household being sick almost all month, I've read a shit ton of books this month. Like, so many. And I am unashamed
November 28, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Only perk of my entire household being sick almost all month, I've read a shit ton of books this month. Like, so many. And I am unashamed
Started this last night. And am LOVING it so far. I swear any omegaverse is like crack to me, I eat that shit uppppppp
November 27, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Started this last night. And am LOVING it so far. I swear any omegaverse is like crack to me, I eat that shit uppppppp