Respectfully side-eyeing your pineapple choices, only because I prefer apricot marmalade and chili flakes, if I'm dabbling in some forbidden pizza sweets.

And don't worry, everyone. She was not only acting otherwise normal and happy while it was happening, but she stopped doing it within 15 minutes. Now she's happily asleep after some treats and hugs.

The real insult to injury is that they could've just added a single line of code to just make the scary beep simply beep twice to be an obvious difference between crisis levels, but yeah. Your observation would still hold up.

Why didn't it occur to ANYONE, at ANY point, through ANY of the models, to say, "Hang on, can we create a SECOND computer beep at a less alarming pitch for a gentle heads up? Nah. Just keep the same noise as when the water pump explodes." 😭

It actually does work really well! Which is great, because he LOVES rolling in the snow, but his fur stays nice and dry with the jacket.

🎵 Oh, Santa Bat, Oh Santa Bat... 🎶

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Turns out that the people who seek power tend to prefer smooth jet flights with no accountability. Love the short-term investment in holiday travel, can't wait for no one to be able to afford healthcare when the R's vote to not fund the ACA as of next year.

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