FinchBeak
@finchbeak.bsky.social
Lover of lemurs, perfume, poetry, travel, ballet, birds, and wine. Trial attorney by trade. AuDHD. BougieAF. Boston you're my home.
What is Hospital Indemnity?
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
What is Hospital Indemnity?
I have literally been cackling throughout. 😂
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I have literally been cackling throughout. 😂
Cabbage has STRUCTURE and TASTE.
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Cabbage has STRUCTURE and TASTE.
I'm glad Westword is still around doing actual journalism. I would drag around my copy in my backpack all week when I was in college and high school.
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm glad Westword is still around doing actual journalism. I would drag around my copy in my backpack all week when I was in college and high school.
I love Valtteri so much
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I love Valtteri so much
One of the most underrated radio messages in F1 history:
To Whom It May Concern: Fuck You.
To Whom It May Concern: Fuck You.
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
One of the most underrated radio messages in F1 history:
To Whom It May Concern: Fuck You.
To Whom It May Concern: Fuck You.
I've had some wine and the autism goes in full force so I don't always get subtlety.
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I've had some wine and the autism goes in full force so I don't always get subtlety.
LOL OKAY.
I was concerned!
I was concerned!
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
LOL OKAY.
I was concerned!
I was concerned!
Another also - I was always creeped out by Horner. He's such a fucking loser.
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Another also - I was always creeped out by Horner. He's such a fucking loser.
GIRL NO.
Why are you supporting Halo????
Why are you supporting Halo????
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
GIRL NO.
Why are you supporting Halo????
Why are you supporting Halo????
Also - it is crazy how often Carlos Sainz has been waylaid and underestimated.
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Also - it is crazy how often Carlos Sainz has been waylaid and underestimated.
Meanwhile, Mabel is Mabeling
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Meanwhile, Mabel is Mabeling
Oh, agreed. It will be funny to see the response to this though 😂
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Oh, agreed. It will be funny to see the response to this though 😂
WHAT.
whhhhattttt.
To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?
IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
whhhhattttt.
To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?
IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
LoL. We spoke too soon.
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
LoL. We spoke too soon.
We are probably close to the same age. It's insane to think about!
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
We are probably close to the same age. It's insane to think about!
Wait. Wut? I hadn't heard this. Am I just gonna be mad?
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Wait. Wut? I hadn't heard this. Am I just gonna be mad?
I had to stop myself from gasping when I asked her how old she was and her birthdate.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I had to stop myself from gasping when I asked her how old she was and her birthdate.