Claire
@filthyswan.bsky.social
31 | volleyball player | marathon runner | gym rat | diamond jinx 1 trick | 950 in devil daggers | linguistics major | swedish/japanese speaker | speedrunner
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
actual thought i just had in 34F/1C weather: "wtf why can i see my breath? it's not even cold"
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
actual thought i just had in 34F/1C weather: "wtf why can i see my breath? it's not even cold"
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I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It's been forty years. It should all be out by now.
December 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It's been forty years. It should all be out by now.
very fucked up how ICE has me worried about all of my immigrant friends & their families
December 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
very fucked up how ICE has me worried about all of my immigrant friends & their families
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we should start calling the combination of turkey + mashed potatoes + gravy "american curry"
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
we should start calling the combination of turkey + mashed potatoes + gravy "american curry"
Bad news woke mob!
Pibb has officially stopped being extra (they/them)! Please respect mr pibb's detransition and refer to him using he/him only!
Pibb has officially stopped being extra (they/them)! Please respect mr pibb's detransition and refer to him using he/him only!
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Bad news woke mob!
Pibb has officially stopped being extra (they/them)! Please respect mr pibb's detransition and refer to him using he/him only!
Pibb has officially stopped being extra (they/them)! Please respect mr pibb's detransition and refer to him using he/him only!
255k!
this is 3000 miles further than the Moon's maximum distance from the earth 🫨
this is 3000 miles further than the Moon's maximum distance from the earth 🫨
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
255k!
this is 3000 miles further than the Moon's maximum distance from the earth 🫨
this is 3000 miles further than the Moon's maximum distance from the earth 🫨
the aurora was here the other day
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
the aurora was here the other day
legalize talking to yourself in public and just kinda having a threatening demeanor
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
legalize talking to yourself in public and just kinda having a threatening demeanor
crazy sunset tonight
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
crazy sunset tonight
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Many fundamentally decent people have had Nazi tattoos they regretted. We mustn't judge too hastily. Many Communists got Nazi tattoos in the mid-20th century, alongside a truly staggering number of Jews.
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Many fundamentally decent people have had Nazi tattoos they regretted. We mustn't judge too hastily. Many Communists got Nazi tattoos in the mid-20th century, alongside a truly staggering number of Jews.
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Tattoos are a way for white people to appropriate colored skin without fully committing. They have become more normalized over time in tandem with greater social acceptance of people of color.
October 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Tattoos are a way for white people to appropriate colored skin without fully committing. They have become more normalized over time in tandem with greater social acceptance of people of color.
finally got around to wearing my other kimono!
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
finally got around to wearing my other kimono!
I've been doing this language exchange with a Japanese international student and she has told me she really struggles to talk to her classmates/ppl in clubs because she thinks her English is bad but tonight she sent me this and ngl i almost cried at my gym 🥹
i'm soooooooo happy for her!!!
i'm soooooooo happy for her!!!
October 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I've been doing this language exchange with a Japanese international student and she has told me she really struggles to talk to her classmates/ppl in clubs because she thinks her English is bad but tonight she sent me this and ngl i almost cried at my gym 🥹
i'm soooooooo happy for her!!!
i'm soooooooo happy for her!!!
wore my kimono today 🥰
September 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
wore my kimono today 🥰
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The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me
March 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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"Sridhar, why do you crank out so many jokes making fun of people who've died, often horribly?"
They're in Heaven. It's called punching up.
They're in Heaven. It's called punching up.
September 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"Sridhar, why do you crank out so many jokes making fun of people who've died, often horribly?"
They're in Heaven. It's called punching up.
They're in Heaven. It's called punching up.