✔️ great coffee
✔️ beautiful dawn outside my window
✔️ cat on lap
✔️ 3 chapters into new book from @scalzi.com and accelerating

Finally this whole week was worth it ☺️

Cynicism isn't wisdom, it isn't good taste, and it isn't something that earns respect.

[screaming, billowing smoke, windows breaking]
Linda Yaccarino: It’s pumpkin spice season, and X is the place to sell your Autumn products!
[shrieks, voice shouting KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL over bullhorn, sirens]
Linda: [smiling desperately] How about those college football teams? Go teams!

The Bluesky judging table reviews your post, then holds up these plaques like they are judging a gymnast

@ankhmorporkcity.watch can you recommend books for people who love Discworld?

I’ve made a lot of jokes about the J.D. Vance sparkling water story from Hillbilly Elegy, to the extent that it probably sounds made up, but you owe it to yourself to read the real thing if you haven’t

hey new users, Bluesky is a *public* social network

please read about data privacy and more in our User FAQ to help you get oriented! even though we require an invite code to create an account, you should treat any posts here as if it's a public blog

https://blueskyweb.xyz/blog/5-19-2023-user-faq

Lowkey Gone in 60 Seconds is so good

Except Transformers, those SUCKED

Apologies to Jerry Bruckheimer, I miss your era of movies, I never should have ragged on them

honestly $250k is pretty cheap for assisted euthanasia + fifteen minutes of fame

Semicolonoscopy

[me to dad] okay bye, love you
[him] happy trails

This app is just like real life. I spend hours watching people skeeting, then I skeet and feel disappointed.

Upper crust -> well bread

Free verse? In this economy?

Let's talk about the word "faucet."

The so-called experts say that it is derived from a French word referring to the bung of a cask.

Plausible but stupid (name of my autobiography).

Purring is the placebo effect for cats