Jo Mama
@fiiiiyaaaah.bsky.social
Give me a condor’s quill! Give me Vesuvius’s crater for an ink stand!
Spent fifteen minutes trying to decide whether or not to get myself a quiche. These are the questions that plague me.
April 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Spent fifteen minutes trying to decide whether or not to get myself a quiche. These are the questions that plague me.
For my mostly woman following: this was my cute outfit tonight :)
March 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
For my mostly woman following: this was my cute outfit tonight :)
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ten years ago i was watching doug reruns with sam altman, like we often did together. i said it was a tragedy that doug funnie only had one outfit, and that someone should develop a program that would come up with different-colored vests for him to wear. "wait here," sam said. i never saw him again
March 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
ten years ago i was watching doug reruns with sam altman, like we often did together. i said it was a tragedy that doug funnie only had one outfit, and that someone should develop a program that would come up with different-colored vests for him to wear. "wait here," sam said. i never saw him again
Sometimes my dog will see some shit that pisses him off and start barking and it’s like Damb buddy you live your life so free why can’t I do that
March 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Sometimes my dog will see some shit that pisses him off and start barking and it’s like Damb buddy you live your life so free why can’t I do that
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In light of the current OpSec scandal, it seems like as good a time as any to re-up the video of Pete Hegseth accidentally hitting a man with an ax on Fox & Friends like a decade ago
March 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
In light of the current OpSec scandal, it seems like as good a time as any to re-up the video of Pete Hegseth accidentally hitting a man with an ax on Fox & Friends like a decade ago
The worst part of aging is that all of the vices you enjoyed when you were younger now put you in sensory hell and so you actually gotta be deadass in therapy
March 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The worst part of aging is that all of the vices you enjoyed when you were younger now put you in sensory hell and so you actually gotta be deadass in therapy
This is what it feels like to post on Bluesky knowing no creepy men will reply to me being weird.
March 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This is what it feels like to post on Bluesky knowing no creepy men will reply to me being weird.
I feel like I’m constantly being badgered by men who spiritually look like this. They’re just overly familiar enough to make you uncomfortable but never so far that you can point out what they’re doing and call them creeps.
March 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I feel like I’m constantly being badgered by men who spiritually look like this. They’re just overly familiar enough to make you uncomfortable but never so far that you can point out what they’re doing and call them creeps.
It’s so beautiful when a woman has two, three, four ex husbands
March 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
It’s so beautiful when a woman has two, three, four ex husbands
Scrolling thru Facebook marketplace is for me what watching cocomelon is for iPad toddlers
March 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Scrolling thru Facebook marketplace is for me what watching cocomelon is for iPad toddlers
$1.99 tamales $4/2 papusas carbontado de Fresca my guardian angel got me on the deluxe life is so good package
March 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
$1.99 tamales $4/2 papusas carbontado de Fresca my guardian angel got me on the deluxe life is so good package
Could I really love a man with no swag?
March 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Could I really love a man with no swag?
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I’m at my mom’s house making strawberry cheesecake in honor of spring. Life is so good baby.
March 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’m at my mom’s house making strawberry cheesecake in honor of spring. Life is so good baby.
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In this time of acrimony and discord, I've decided to rise above it all and be the bigger person. Once I am physically larger than my enemies, I shall simply eat them
March 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In this time of acrimony and discord, I've decided to rise above it all and be the bigger person. Once I am physically larger than my enemies, I shall simply eat them
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Jesus could have turned that water into Baja Blast, but he didn’t because you masturbate.
March 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Jesus could have turned that water into Baja Blast, but he didn’t because you masturbate.
They need to turn me into a gelding so the horniness stops embarrassing me
March 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
They need to turn me into a gelding so the horniness stops embarrassing me
Men who look like this are not who you think they are unfortunately
March 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Men who look like this are not who you think they are unfortunately
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at hooters and theyre saying its Traphouse Thursday is this true?
March 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
at hooters and theyre saying its Traphouse Thursday is this true?
No more leaving New York. You better stay up there.
March 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
No more leaving New York. You better stay up there.
Imane Khelif for Vogue Arabia
March 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Imane Khelif for Vogue Arabia
Where can I purchase raw eggs at midnight?
February 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Where can I purchase raw eggs at midnight?