Fig C
@fig-c.bsky.social
Cool guy who's surviving with brain cancer and living the lowdown life 😎
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I come from the future and here is what I have to say:
Charlie Kirk's death does more for gun control than the various school shootings that happened leading up to it.
Unsurprisingly, a pundit's life became more important than thousands of children's lives.
Charlie Kirk's death does more for gun control than the various school shootings that happened leading up to it.
Unsurprisingly, a pundit's life became more important than thousands of children's lives.
September 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I come from the future and here is what I have to say:
Charlie Kirk's death does more for gun control than the various school shootings that happened leading up to it.
Unsurprisingly, a pundit's life became more important than thousands of children's lives.
Charlie Kirk's death does more for gun control than the various school shootings that happened leading up to it.
Unsurprisingly, a pundit's life became more important than thousands of children's lives.
After hearing about my friend's dating life, I'm more appreciative that I married my wife and we don't play word games of what "exclusive exclusive" means
August 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
After hearing about my friend's dating life, I'm more appreciative that I married my wife and we don't play word games of what "exclusive exclusive" means
Another stable MRI for me
I still live, baby! 😎
I still live, baby! 😎
a cartoon explosion with the words i liiiiiiiveeeee !!!
ALT: a cartoon explosion with the words i liiiiiiiveeeee !!!
media.tenor.com
July 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Another stable MRI for me
I still live, baby! 😎
I still live, baby! 😎
Listen, kid. If ya wanna be a hardcore mobile gamer like me, ya gotta watch the ads. That'll shoot you ahead of the f2p competition by 5% 😎👍
July 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Listen, kid. If ya wanna be a hardcore mobile gamer like me, ya gotta watch the ads. That'll shoot you ahead of the f2p competition by 5% 😎👍
I guess when you turn 36.5 years old, your lower back just goes, "Y'know what? I'm not doing this anymore. I'm done. It's been a good run, but it's over between us. I've been supporting you for way too long and now realize we're in a codependent relationship. You need to start doing your own work."
July 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I guess when you turn 36.5 years old, your lower back just goes, "Y'know what? I'm not doing this anymore. I'm done. It's been a good run, but it's over between us. I've been supporting you for way too long and now realize we're in a codependent relationship. You need to start doing your own work."
Go see the Superman movie, it's great! I can't count the number of times I busted my gut to how many hilarious moments there were
July 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Go see the Superman movie, it's great! I can't count the number of times I busted my gut to how many hilarious moments there were
Realized today that my counselor and I just needed a session where we don't just talk about self-help for me, but where we both dunk on the Trump administration and MAGA followers for being the absolute bat-shit insane bastards that they are.
Absolute adrenaline!
Absolute adrenaline!
July 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Realized today that my counselor and I just needed a session where we don't just talk about self-help for me, but where we both dunk on the Trump administration and MAGA followers for being the absolute bat-shit insane bastards that they are.
Absolute adrenaline!
Absolute adrenaline!
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"You sold out your Constituents for
83 people in this country"
83 people in this country"
July 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"You sold out your Constituents for
83 people in this country"
83 people in this country"
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Boston Dynamics Dog Rushed to Vet After Getting Into a Bag of Unattended Flash Drives
Boston Dynamics Dog Rushed to Vet After Getting Into a Bag of Unattended Flash Drives
BOSTON — A serious medical emergency occurred this past weekend after a Boston Dynamics robotic dog named Spot got into an unattended Ziplock baggie of…
hard-drive.net
June 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Boston Dynamics Dog Rushed to Vet After Getting Into a Bag of Unattended Flash Drives
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[a guy that has been building vacation hotels his whole life and is about to retire] “this is my last resort”
June 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
[a guy that has been building vacation hotels his whole life and is about to retire] “this is my last resort”
It's me! I'm the mythical able-bodied deadbeat drawing Medicaid and playing video games all day! And I'm getting away with it too! Nyeh heh heh heh heh heeeeehhh
June 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It's me! I'm the mythical able-bodied deadbeat drawing Medicaid and playing video games all day! And I'm getting away with it too! Nyeh heh heh heh heh heeeeehhh
All we are is crust in the bend
June 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
All we are is crust in the bend
Kids and parents are natural enemies. Kids love being loud and noisy. Parents love quiet and serenity. It's two opposing forces in one household
May 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Kids and parents are natural enemies. Kids love being loud and noisy. Parents love quiet and serenity. It's two opposing forces in one household
My 7 year old daughter told me that Jeff Goldblum is handsome after seeing his picture and there's a deep satisfaction in me in knowing I did her right as her father
May 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My 7 year old daughter told me that Jeff Goldblum is handsome after seeing his picture and there's a deep satisfaction in me in knowing I did her right as her father
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Is it hard for people to not insert politics into day-to-day life? I was talking to my in-laws about beaches I'd like to visit and mentioned the Gulf of Mexico. One piped up with, "That's Gulf of America to you!"
Like, thanks. I was enjoying the conversation until you injected that. Shut up please.
Like, thanks. I was enjoying the conversation until you injected that. Shut up please.
May 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Is it hard for people to not insert politics into day-to-day life? I was talking to my in-laws about beaches I'd like to visit and mentioned the Gulf of Mexico. One piped up with, "That's Gulf of America to you!"
Like, thanks. I was enjoying the conversation until you injected that. Shut up please.
Like, thanks. I was enjoying the conversation until you injected that. Shut up please.
Man I love a good lay down and remove myself from everything for 40 minutes and potentially nap kind of break. I go from a terrible piece of trash human to happily able and lovely in such a short time
May 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Man I love a good lay down and remove myself from everything for 40 minutes and potentially nap kind of break. I go from a terrible piece of trash human to happily able and lovely in such a short time
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If you’re trying to impress me with your car, then it better be a food truck 🛻
April 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If you’re trying to impress me with your car, then it better be a food truck 🛻