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@fidgetuke.bsky.social
· Jul 8
See this is what social media used to be to me - sending a stream of consciousness out into the ether, safe in the knowledge that no one I knew would ever even see it, whilst also trying to drum up interest from strangers for whatever weird thing I was doing.
I kinda like it. #OperationPineapple
I kinda like it. #OperationPineapple
*Starts streaming Harry Potter*
"OH NO I'M GIVING HER MONEY"
*Puts on the Blu-ray because it's too late to get a refund*
So yeah, please don't buy anything Harry Potter related for Christmas (and if you really need to, try the charity shop). Thanks!
"OH NO I'M GIVING HER MONEY"
*Puts on the Blu-ray because it's too late to get a refund*
So yeah, please don't buy anything Harry Potter related for Christmas (and if you really need to, try the charity shop). Thanks!
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
*Starts streaming Harry Potter*
"OH NO I'M GIVING HER MONEY"
*Puts on the Blu-ray because it's too late to get a refund*
So yeah, please don't buy anything Harry Potter related for Christmas (and if you really need to, try the charity shop). Thanks!
"OH NO I'M GIVING HER MONEY"
*Puts on the Blu-ray because it's too late to get a refund*
So yeah, please don't buy anything Harry Potter related for Christmas (and if you really need to, try the charity shop). Thanks!
August 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Reposted by Fidget
I've just realised that there's a difference between "I can't sleep" and "I'm not letting myself sleep"
So what do I do about THAT?!
So what do I do about THAT?!
August 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I've just realised that there's a difference between "I can't sleep" and "I'm not letting myself sleep"
So what do I do about THAT?!
So what do I do about THAT?!
It's all go over at #OperationPineapple HQ! Donation page is live and the money is already pouring in!
Donate here to be part of something huge: www.justgiving.com/team/southam...
#thelongestjamajamhaseverjammed
#ukulele
#suj #longesteverjam
Donate here to be part of something huge: www.justgiving.com/team/southam...
#thelongestjamajamhaseverjammed
#ukulele
#suj #longesteverjam
July 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It's all go over at #OperationPineapple HQ! Donation page is live and the money is already pouring in!
Donate here to be part of something huge: www.justgiving.com/team/southam...
#thelongestjamajamhaseverjammed
#ukulele
#suj #longesteverjam
Donate here to be part of something huge: www.justgiving.com/team/southam...
#thelongestjamajamhaseverjammed
#ukulele
#suj #longesteverjam
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Southampton Ukulele Jam (SUJ) are planning to set a UK record
“The UKe-athon: Longest Marathon Ukulele Jam (UK)”
You can come and watch them attempt to play for more than 24hrs, continuously at God’s House Tower (GHT) from 09:30 – 21:30 on Sat 8th, and from 10:00 on Sun 10th of Aug
“The UKe-athon: Longest Marathon Ukulele Jam (UK)”
You can come and watch them attempt to play for more than 24hrs, continuously at God’s House Tower (GHT) from 09:30 – 21:30 on Sat 8th, and from 10:00 on Sun 10th of Aug
Southampton Ukulele Jam
Southampton Ukulele Jam. 671 likes · 2 talking about this. Public page for Southampton's hardest working uke jam. You know you love it. Yeah you do.
www.facebook.com
July 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Southampton Ukulele Jam (SUJ) are planning to set a UK record
“The UKe-athon: Longest Marathon Ukulele Jam (UK)”
You can come and watch them attempt to play for more than 24hrs, continuously at God’s House Tower (GHT) from 09:30 – 21:30 on Sat 8th, and from 10:00 on Sun 10th of Aug
“The UKe-athon: Longest Marathon Ukulele Jam (UK)”
You can come and watch them attempt to play for more than 24hrs, continuously at God’s House Tower (GHT) from 09:30 – 21:30 on Sat 8th, and from 10:00 on Sun 10th of Aug
I know with 2 weeks to go we should be well out of the "ideas" phase for an event this big, but I just had another idea...
#operationpineapple
#longesteverjam
#operationpineapple
#longesteverjam
July 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I know with 2 weeks to go we should be well out of the "ideas" phase for an event this big, but I just had another idea...
#operationpineapple
#longesteverjam
#operationpineapple
#longesteverjam
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I'm taking part in this in a few weeks. Would be amazing if you'd sub to our YouTube and catch us on the livestream!
www.in-common.co.uk/2025/07/14/l...
#Ukulele #FolkPunk #Charity
@sotonukejam.bsky.social @incommon.bsky.social
www.in-common.co.uk/2025/07/14/l...
#Ukulele #FolkPunk #Charity
@sotonukejam.bsky.social @incommon.bsky.social
Local music group attempt to set a UK record for the longest ukulele jam - In-Common - Southampton
“The longest jam a jam has ever jammed.” Southampton Ukulele Jam (SUJ), the hardest working ukulele jam in Southampton, are planning to set a UK record for the longest jam in the UK “The Uke-athon: Lo...
www.in-common.co.uk
July 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm taking part in this in a few weeks. Would be amazing if you'd sub to our YouTube and catch us on the livestream!
www.in-common.co.uk/2025/07/14/l...
#Ukulele #FolkPunk #Charity
@sotonukejam.bsky.social @incommon.bsky.social
www.in-common.co.uk/2025/07/14/l...
#Ukulele #FolkPunk #Charity
@sotonukejam.bsky.social @incommon.bsky.social
FFS, they've changed the M&Ms recipe and now they don't taste like M&Ms anymore
July 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
FFS, they've changed the M&Ms recipe and now they don't taste like M&Ms anymore
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To celebrate 'This Way Up - When Maps Go Wrong' coming out, join me and TV's @markcooperjones TOMORROW at 8pm for our first ever Reddit AMA. Ask us anything you like!
reddit.com/r/MapMenBook
reddit.com/r/MapMenBook
July 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
To celebrate 'This Way Up - When Maps Go Wrong' coming out, join me and TV's @markcooperjones TOMORROW at 8pm for our first ever Reddit AMA. Ask us anything you like!
reddit.com/r/MapMenBook
reddit.com/r/MapMenBook
Also this just happened to pop up on the one day I really needed to hear it. I've taken a mental health day and I almost just sent it to my manager as an explanation!
#goose #honkology #stress #alwaystired
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVR-...
#goose #honkology #stress #alwaystired
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVR-...
goose explains why you're always tired
YouTube video by Honkology
www.youtube.com
July 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Also this just happened to pop up on the one day I really needed to hear it. I've taken a mental health day and I almost just sent it to my manager as an explanation!
#goose #honkology #stress #alwaystired
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVR-...
#goose #honkology #stress #alwaystired
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVR-...
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
I absolutely adore #PlanetZoo, but oh my gosh what are these timed scenarios about 🤣 Thought I'd finally give one a go today and I'm approaching it from the angle of "wow this is hilarious", but I can't see how you'd ever get all this stuff done!
July 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I absolutely adore #PlanetZoo, but oh my gosh what are these timed scenarios about 🤣 Thought I'd finally give one a go today and I'm approaching it from the angle of "wow this is hilarious", but I can't see how you'd ever get all this stuff done!
Reposted by Fidget
Locutus assimilation tip: Sharing a single mind is more efficient than using social media.
July 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Sharing a single mind is more efficient than using social media.
Just bought 10 issues of The Beano for £10. What's that? Oh I don't have children...
shop.beano.com/bnop-dd-only...
shop.beano.com/bnop-dd-only...
July 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Just bought 10 issues of The Beano for £10. What's that? Oh I don't have children...
shop.beano.com/bnop-dd-only...
shop.beano.com/bnop-dd-only...
Current #OperationPineapple task is to encourage as many people as possible to subscribe to our YouTube channel and to "ding the notifications bell", so that you get pinged when we go live on 9th August
youtube.com/@southampton...
#ukulele #longesteverjam #thelongestjamajamhaseverjammed
youtube.com/@southampton...
#ukulele #longesteverjam #thelongestjamajamhaseverjammed
Southampton Ukulele Jam
Welcome to the official YouTube component of the Southampton Ukulele Jam Internet Omnipresence. Play nicely & please don't leave any litter.
youtube.com
July 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Current #OperationPineapple task is to encourage as many people as possible to subscribe to our YouTube channel and to "ding the notifications bell", so that you get pinged when we go live on 9th August
youtube.com/@southampton...
#ukulele #longesteverjam #thelongestjamajamhaseverjammed
youtube.com/@southampton...
#ukulele #longesteverjam #thelongestjamajamhaseverjammed
July 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Me watching the football: "Why are Sweden dressed up like IKEA?!"
Forgetting, of course, that IKEA are actually dressed up like Sweden
#euros2025
#SwedenVsEngland
Forgetting, of course, that IKEA are actually dressed up like Sweden
#euros2025
#SwedenVsEngland
July 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me watching the football: "Why are Sweden dressed up like IKEA?!"
Forgetting, of course, that IKEA are actually dressed up like Sweden
#euros2025
#SwedenVsEngland
Forgetting, of course, that IKEA are actually dressed up like Sweden
#euros2025
#SwedenVsEngland
The cat is officially out of the bag! @sotonukejam.bsky.social will be attempting their very own "Uke-athon" in aid of 4 Southampton charities!
Read the full announcement here: www.in-common.co.uk/2025/07/14/l...
#OperationPineapple
#thelongestjamajamhaseverjammed
#LongestEverJam
#Ukulele
Read the full announcement here: www.in-common.co.uk/2025/07/14/l...
#OperationPineapple
#thelongestjamajamhaseverjammed
#LongestEverJam
#Ukulele
July 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The cat is officially out of the bag! @sotonukejam.bsky.social will be attempting their very own "Uke-athon" in aid of 4 Southampton charities!
Read the full announcement here: www.in-common.co.uk/2025/07/14/l...
#OperationPineapple
#thelongestjamajamhaseverjammed
#LongestEverJam
#Ukulele
Read the full announcement here: www.in-common.co.uk/2025/07/14/l...
#OperationPineapple
#thelongestjamajamhaseverjammed
#LongestEverJam
#Ukulele
Listen to Fiesta FM tonight for a massive announcement from @sotonukejam.bsky.social on The Ukulele Radio Show with the amazing Fragile Lucy!
fiestafm.co.uk
6-7pm BST
#OperationPineapple #Ukulele #Southampton #OhGodWhatHaveWeDone
fiestafm.co.uk
6-7pm BST
#OperationPineapple #Ukulele #Southampton #OhGodWhatHaveWeDone
Fiesta FM CIC
Tune in to Fiesta FM, the best radio station for music, news, and entertainment. Stay connected and enjoy a wide range of programs and shows.
fiestafm.co.uk
July 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Listen to Fiesta FM tonight for a massive announcement from @sotonukejam.bsky.social on The Ukulele Radio Show with the amazing Fragile Lucy!
fiestafm.co.uk
6-7pm BST
#OperationPineapple #Ukulele #Southampton #OhGodWhatHaveWeDone
fiestafm.co.uk
6-7pm BST
#OperationPineapple #Ukulele #Southampton #OhGodWhatHaveWeDone
Just listened back to @actualchrismoyles.bsky.social on @radiox.co.uk from today, and they signed off with "Nice Pipes Tamika", and it was both hilarious and perfect!
(But I'm biased because School of Rock will always be one of my favourite ever films)
(But I'm biased because School of Rock will always be one of my favourite ever films)
July 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Just listened back to @actualchrismoyles.bsky.social on @radiox.co.uk from today, and they signed off with "Nice Pipes Tamika", and it was both hilarious and perfect!
(But I'm biased because School of Rock will always be one of my favourite ever films)
(But I'm biased because School of Rock will always be one of my favourite ever films)
July 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
July 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
Reposted by Fidget
