Alice Lastname
@fghjikk.bsky.social
Web dev/game design. Former cool person.
Metroid prime 4 is fun and everywhere you look there's a vulva. 10/10
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Metroid prime 4 is fun and everywhere you look there's a vulva. 10/10
Just got done yelling at a boomer in the costco parking lot to go waddle his fat ass over to the cart return two lanes back instead of leaving blocking peoples doors and making it everyone else's problem. This is probably how batman feels.
December 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just got done yelling at a boomer in the costco parking lot to go waddle his fat ass over to the cart return two lanes back instead of leaving blocking peoples doors and making it everyone else's problem. This is probably how batman feels.
What's wild is I DID have trump sucking off Clinton on my bingo card.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What's wild is I DID have trump sucking off Clinton on my bingo card.
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FREE. HIM.
September 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
FREE. HIM.
I juuust beat sister splinter and unlocked the wall stuff and wanna see what's up with that and worried that once my identity and soul is enveloped into the collective of the light, I might not get the opportunity to re explore with new traversal mechanics.
September 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I juuust beat sister splinter and unlocked the wall stuff and wanna see what's up with that and worried that once my identity and soul is enveloped into the collective of the light, I might not get the opportunity to re explore with new traversal mechanics.
Did they say what time the rapture was happening? I gotta teach a class and wanna stay home and play silksong instead. Also can I opt out of rapturing? Again, I wanna stay home and play silksong and not interested in having my consciousness subsumed into the ever loving and eternal light of our Lord
September 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Did they say what time the rapture was happening? I gotta teach a class and wanna stay home and play silksong instead. Also can I opt out of rapturing? Again, I wanna stay home and play silksong and not interested in having my consciousness subsumed into the ever loving and eternal light of our Lord
I'm a fridge-cigarette Christiam
August 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I'm a fridge-cigarette Christiam
New Pope is a pokemon
May 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
New Pope is a pokemon
JD Vance did it. We all know it
April 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
JD Vance did it. We all know it
I got blue prince cuz of hype. 1 hour into it and I felt like I was duped. 4 hours in and yeah, this is incredible. I don't want to work tomorrow. I want to solve twee little puzzles and gasp when I discover a [redacted] or a [redacted].
April 18, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I got blue prince cuz of hype. 1 hour into it and I felt like I was duped. 4 hours in and yeah, this is incredible. I don't want to work tomorrow. I want to solve twee little puzzles and gasp when I discover a [redacted] or a [redacted].
Black country, new road, who dis?
April 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Black country, new road, who dis?
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Google is now the Joe Rogan of search engines. Just very confidently sharing wrong information.
March 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Google is now the Joe Rogan of search engines. Just very confidently sharing wrong information.
Rfk jr forcing us to drink piss in the depression camps: "can't spell happy without pp"
March 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Rfk jr forcing us to drink piss in the depression camps: "can't spell happy without pp"
Just discovered there's freaks on tiktok who drink their own piss for health reasons. They are all the rfk jr woo woo types. Which leads me to be certain that rfk jr has or currently drinks his own pee
March 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Just discovered there's freaks on tiktok who drink their own piss for health reasons. They are all the rfk jr woo woo types. Which leads me to be certain that rfk jr has or currently drinks his own pee
@gallego.senate.gov thank you for your no vote, now it is time to demand that chuck schumer step down as it is clear he has failed his leadership duty
March 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
@gallego.senate.gov thank you for your no vote, now it is time to demand that chuck schumer step down as it is clear he has failed his leadership duty
@captmarkkelly.bsky.social thank you for your no vote. Now please demand chuck schumer step down as it is clear he has failed his duty as leader
March 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
@captmarkkelly.bsky.social thank you for your no vote. Now please demand chuck schumer step down as it is clear he has failed his duty as leader
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ChatGPT is the only way some y’all nerds are ever gonna date a model
March 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
ChatGPT is the only way some y’all nerds are ever gonna date a model
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Gavin newsom: this is the part of the podcast where we have a little fun, we’re going to get naked and fuck this pile of sea lion corpses, now they smell a little ripe…
Redscare podcast girl that looks like what if takeshi69 was a white woman with a 19th century disease: oh wow (giggle) oh wowww
Redscare podcast girl that looks like what if takeshi69 was a white woman with a 19th century disease: oh wow (giggle) oh wowww
March 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Gavin newsom: this is the part of the podcast where we have a little fun, we’re going to get naked and fuck this pile of sea lion corpses, now they smell a little ripe…
Redscare podcast girl that looks like what if takeshi69 was a white woman with a 19th century disease: oh wow (giggle) oh wowww
Redscare podcast girl that looks like what if takeshi69 was a white woman with a 19th century disease: oh wow (giggle) oh wowww
To the tune of that one Nicki Minaj song:
~starships don't seem to flyyyyy~
~ how to blame d.e.i?~.
Thank you 🙏
~starships don't seem to flyyyyy~
~ how to blame d.e.i?~.
Thank you 🙏
March 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
To the tune of that one Nicki Minaj song:
~starships don't seem to flyyyyy~
~ how to blame d.e.i?~.
Thank you 🙏
~starships don't seem to flyyyyy~
~ how to blame d.e.i?~.
Thank you 🙏
Release the bin laden porn stash! The people deserve to know!!
March 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Release the bin laden porn stash! The people deserve to know!!
Jessie Eisenberg is the new woody allen! - guy who only knows woody Allen as a neurotic self-deprecating actor/director and hasn't heard about everything else
March 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Jessie Eisenberg is the new woody allen! - guy who only knows woody Allen as a neurotic self-deprecating actor/director and hasn't heard about everything else
All news weather reports are going to be replaced by a hottie leading viewers in prayer for clear skies during game days and rain when we need it for the harvest.
March 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
All news weather reports are going to be replaced by a hottie leading viewers in prayer for clear skies during game days and rain when we need it for the harvest.
Are they shutting down the forecast centers because they think that's where the hurricane machine is operated??
March 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Are they shutting down the forecast centers because they think that's where the hurricane machine is operated??
Looks like this year isn't going to be the hottest on record because there is not going to be a record.
March 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Looks like this year isn't going to be the hottest on record because there is not going to be a record.
Conan needs to be forever host
March 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Conan needs to be forever host