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Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career https://theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-india-to-begin-psychedelic-free-love-phase-of-career/
October 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career https://theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-india-to-begin-psychedelic-free-love-phase-of-career/
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Pam Bondi wasn't going to answer any questions today. We all knew that in advance. People can watch the hearing if they want to, but the idea that this is an Attorney General testifying before Congress is laughable. This is just a Trump personal lawyer putting on a performance for her client on TV.
October 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Pam Bondi wasn't going to answer any questions today. We all knew that in advance. People can watch the hearing if they want to, but the idea that this is an Attorney General testifying before Congress is laughable. This is just a Trump personal lawyer putting on a performance for her client on TV.
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U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
October 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
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Tips For Making Friends As An Adult https://theonion.com/tips-for-making-friends-as-an-adult/
October 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Tips For Making Friends As An Adult https://theonion.com/tips-for-making-friends-as-an-adult/
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Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
October 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
I guess irony is not quite dead yet….
Declaring that unless state governments *do the job of the federal government* it is "insurrection" is a wild take inasmuch as it's the diametrical opposite of everything Republicans said over the last 100+ years
As I've said before, if you want to know what MAGAs believe in, it's literally nothing
As I've said before, if you want to know what MAGAs believe in, it's literally nothing
Donald Trump Jr: "They want to call someone who took a selfie somewhere within 200 miles of DC an insurrectionist on January 6, but directly threatening to withhold help from federal law enforcement doing their job -- that's insurrection."
October 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I guess irony is not quite dead yet….
Funny cuz it’s true?
Area Family Putting A Little Money Away To One Day Blow On Single Health Scare https://theonion.com/area-family-putting-a-little-money-away-to-one-day-blow-1819575678/
October 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Funny cuz it’s true?
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Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo
October 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo
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The praise (yes, *praise*) by CNN for Pam Bondi is stunning, given that this was the most startlingly unprofessional public performance by an Attorney General in at least a century: "Bondi fended off questions....using quick-one liners to deflect and personal attacks to push back against Democrats."
October 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The praise (yes, *praise*) by CNN for Pam Bondi is stunning, given that this was the most startlingly unprofessional public performance by an Attorney General in at least a century: "Bondi fended off questions....using quick-one liners to deflect and personal attacks to push back against Democrats."
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The subhed here is a master class in corporate journalism rewarding malfeasance via semantics
Bondi didn't valiantly fend something off, she refused to answer legitimate questions before Congress because the answers would be horrifying and politically inconvenient
And that's a profile in cowardice
Bondi didn't valiantly fend something off, she refused to answer legitimate questions before Congress because the answers would be horrifying and politically inconvenient
And that's a profile in cowardice
October 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The subhed here is a master class in corporate journalism rewarding malfeasance via semantics
Bondi didn't valiantly fend something off, she refused to answer legitimate questions before Congress because the answers would be horrifying and politically inconvenient
And that's a profile in cowardice
Bondi didn't valiantly fend something off, she refused to answer legitimate questions before Congress because the answers would be horrifying and politically inconvenient
And that's a profile in cowardice
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This PROOF report shows how every law enforcement priority Trump and his team have selected is about removing protections from kids. This case is in line with that—and tells you everything you need to know about the relationship Team Trump has with the notion of protecting kids from abuse by adults.
Both the Lindsey Halligan Nomination and the New James Comey Indictment Confirm That the DOJ and FBI Functionally No Longer Exist As Law Enforcement Agencies
The crisis at the FBI and DOJ is over; rule of law lost. The reality now is that Trump has a domestic army for his paramilitary ops (ICE) and a domestic army for his partisan law enforcement ops.
sethabramson.substack.com
October 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This PROOF report shows how every law enforcement priority Trump and his team have selected is about removing protections from kids. This case is in line with that—and tells you everything you need to know about the relationship Team Trump has with the notion of protecting kids from abuse by adults.
The world, & especially the US is going so completely corrupt, insane, & completely unlawful, but the “SC” seems to have no problem & Clarence openly killed Stare Decisis, so bye-bye all non-conservative Red State friendly rulings.
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Our democracy has hundreds and hundreds of statutes designed to protect children, indeed specifically to protect children from adults who would abuse them from either inside their family or outside of it. The idea that government should *not* protect kids against abuse is wholly novel and dangerous.
October 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The world, & especially the US is going so completely corrupt, insane, & completely unlawful, but the “SC” seems to have no problem & Clarence openly killed Stare Decisis, so bye-bye all non-conservative Red State friendly rulings.
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The reason this therapy is used on kids is because it's often abusive, coercive, manipulative and dangerous—no kid would choose it if they had adult faculties, making Justices' claims that the therapy is "voluntary" profoundly misleading. And the idea that therapy has no medical component is insane.
Supreme Court’s conservative majority prepared to rule against conversion therapy ban | CNN Politics
A majority of the Supreme Court signaled Tuesday it is prepared to rule against Colorado’s ban on “conversion therapy” for minors, with several justices indicating they sympathize with a licensed coun...
www.cnn.com
October 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The reason this therapy is used on kids is because it's often abusive, coercive, manipulative and dangerous—no kid would choose it if they had adult faculties, making Justices' claims that the therapy is "voluntary" profoundly misleading. And the idea that therapy has no medical component is insane.
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This photo of red troops from Texas invading Illinois over a fake emergency is raising some significant questions for those who watched the televised address Pete Kegstand gave to hundreds of generals, admirals and commanders recently, a speech that already lives in infamy as the "No Fatties Speech"
October 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This photo of red troops from Texas invading Illinois over a fake emergency is raising some significant questions for those who watched the televised address Pete Kegstand gave to hundreds of generals, admirals and commanders recently, a speech that already lives in infamy as the "No Fatties Speech"
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Post of the day IMO
It’s always so obvious that Pam Bondi would rather be yelling at a waiter than doing whatever she’s doing
October 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Post of the day IMO
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Every nonwhite woman is in his head every day
As much as any man who has lived since the 1800s, this one cannot deal with strong women and *particularly* cannot deal with strong women of color existing in public let alone challenging him
As much as any man who has lived since the 1800s, this one cannot deal with strong women and *particularly* cannot deal with strong women of color existing in public let alone challenging him
October 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Every nonwhite woman is in his head every day
As much as any man who has lived since the 1800s, this one cannot deal with strong women and *particularly* cannot deal with strong women of color existing in public let alone challenging him
As much as any man who has lived since the 1800s, this one cannot deal with strong women and *particularly* cannot deal with strong women of color existing in public let alone challenging him
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Men have had 10,000 years to lead humanity, and that interminable epoch led to this equally interminable concert.
I think we—I mean men—are officially done.
This concert was our grand finale.
Women—and only women—should lead the world for the next 10,000 years. Let’s see where that gets humanity.
I think we—I mean men—are officially done.
This concert was our grand finale.
Women—and only women—should lead the world for the next 10,000 years. Let’s see where that gets humanity.
Milei capers around on stage whilst the country falls to pieces. This is a perfect encapsulation of his role, a narcisistic fool who clowns around and holds peoples attention whilst the Argentine ruling class reduces the country back to the level of neo-colonial dependency last seen prior to 1914.
October 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Men have had 10,000 years to lead humanity, and that interminable epoch led to this equally interminable concert.
I think we—I mean men—are officially done.
This concert was our grand finale.
Women—and only women—should lead the world for the next 10,000 years. Let’s see where that gets humanity.
I think we—I mean men—are officially done.
This concert was our grand finale.
Women—and only women—should lead the world for the next 10,000 years. Let’s see where that gets humanity.
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Though I'm a Musk biographer, I can't make the following claim with certainty—only contend that it's informed speculation.
I don't think Musk thinks *we're* in a simulation.
I think Musk thinks *he's* in a simulation.
Take a moment to process what that means about the value of human life to Musk.
I don't think Musk thinks *we're* in a simulation.
I think Musk thinks *he's* in a simulation.
Take a moment to process what that means about the value of human life to Musk.
October 8, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Though I'm a Musk biographer, I can't make the following claim with certainty—only contend that it's informed speculation.
I don't think Musk thinks *we're* in a simulation.
I think Musk thinks *he's* in a simulation.
Take a moment to process what that means about the value of human life to Musk.
I don't think Musk thinks *we're* in a simulation.
I think Musk thinks *he's* in a simulation.
Take a moment to process what that means about the value of human life to Musk.
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Darth Frumpy is unilaterally declaring which colleges, students, class subjects with the penalty of losing all funding if they refuse (article in next post).
September 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Darth Frumpy is unilaterally declaring which colleges, students, class subjects with the penalty of losing all funding if they refuse (article in next post).
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Quick Tip: Did you know you can hide posts by keywords? Under Settings → Moderation → Muted Words & Tags, set keywords you never want to see. Perfect for avoiding spoilers! 🙈
August 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Quick Tip: Did you know you can hide posts by keywords? Under Settings → Moderation → Muted Words & Tags, set keywords you never want to see. Perfect for avoiding spoilers! 🙈
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Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh https://theonion.com/report-your-naked-body-will-make-entire-morgue-laugh/
August 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh https://theonion.com/report-your-naked-body-will-make-entire-morgue-laugh/
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Given the deliberately inept way the US stages its elections, welcomes gerrymandering and tolerates the electoral college, American democracy was always a contradiction in terms. But what else can you call armed masked gangs disappearing people from the streets but American fascism?
August 31, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Given the deliberately inept way the US stages its elections, welcomes gerrymandering and tolerates the electoral college, American democracy was always a contradiction in terms. But what else can you call armed masked gangs disappearing people from the streets but American fascism?